Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Suppressed Poet]

Yep 15 years ago during the Obama years I took the appropriate training courses and exercised my second amendment right. Records will show that within a year I sold it. I sold it because I hated it and didn't want the damn thing in my house.

You made the right decision. If you don’t have the right mindset to use a firearm in defense of life & liberty, you really have no business owning one. It is a big responsibility.

Just put up a sign that reads “gun free zone” near your front door. Problem solved!

[Suppressed Poet]

He claimed he did when everyone was posting their gun pics... probably just wanted to be part of a group other than old ladies who crochet ugly scarfs.

Years later, his bad memory didn't remember his claim and said he never owned a gun... got called out and he left on one of his "I lied and got caught again" hiatuses...

I had to crown a new champion.

That’s funny.

Remember when Seran bragged about bagging more squirrels than anyone on the PC? Good times.

[Parkbandit]

Bro now you're just making shit up. Lol

What motivates you to do that? Just curious?

Suuuuuuuuure..

[Parkbandit]

That’s funny.

Remember when Seran bragged about bagging more squirrels than anyone on the PC? Good times.

In his defense... it was a typo.

Bagging instead of banging..

[Back]

Suuuuuuuuure..

What is it behind your burning hatred for me that makes you tryhard to harass me at every opportunity? Is it because I've made you look like a humongous fool so many times over the years? Seriously, what's your deal bro?

I can guess why SHM does and I'm sorry for what happened 20 years ago. It was nothing personal but its long past time to move on.

[Methais]

Yep 15 years ago during the Obama years I took the appropriate training courses and exercised my second amendment right. Records will show that within a year I sold it. I sold it because I hated it and didn't want the damn thing in my house.

I never posted any fantasies about shooting people like Suppa Hobbit Mage consistently has over the years.

What a vaginahead.


You know guns can't fire themselves right?

In your defense though, there's no way your limp wrists could handle a gun anyway, so it's probably good that you did get rid of it.

[Parkbandit]

What is it behind your burning hatred for me that makes you tryhard to harass me at every opportunity?

You are projecting again.

You aren't important enough for me to care about, much less hate.

In fact, I don't hate you.. you give me so much entertainment.

Is it because I've made you look like a humongous fool so many times over the years? Seriously, what's your deal bro?

What? You must live in a fantasy land of some sort...

There is literally only one person you have ever made look like a "humongous fool" ever.... and unless you are quoting yourself.. it's no one you've ever quoted. Want to guess?

I can guess why SHM does and I'm sorry for what happened 20 years ago. It was nothing personal but its long past time to move on.

What happened 20 years ago? Was it when you nailed Bethany and she came back here saying you have the tiniest dick she's ever had? And SHM was disgusted with himself for nailing the same Bethany?

You believe SHM hates you so much because your dick is so much smaller than his?

[Suppressed Poet]

What is it behind your burning hatred for me that makes you tryhard to harass me at every opportunity? Is it because I've made you look like a humongous fool so many times over the years? Seriously, what's your deal bro?

I can guess why SHM does and I'm sorry for what happened 20 years ago. It was nothing personal but its long past time to move on.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I can guess why SHM does and I'm sorry for what happened 20 years ago. It was nothing personal but its long past time to move on.

I don't hate anyone who posts here. Let us hear your guess, because this should be fucking amazing.

[Back]

Clearly I'm a scapegoat for you guys to all take your political, mental, and emotional anxieties out on. Its ok I can take it. Release the chains of literal madness brothers! Let it all out so you can know peace and tranquility!

Everything will be ok.