Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

The price you might pay for a single false statement made to the FBI can be steep. This offense is a federal crime and a felony, meaning a conviction could haunt you for the rest of your life. If you are convicted of making a false statement, you could face up to five years in federal prison.

What did you mean when you typed out "8647" on 05-16-2025, 06:02 PM, right after I illustrated what that meant?

It's not a false statement if this was reported to the FBI or Secret Service.

[Parkbandit]

It's a total waste of time and resources. I've got nothing to hide and nothing to be scared of.

Typing 8647 on message board is not a threat. It's a four digit number despite the hyper hysterical right-wing insinuation otherwise.

It's clear that SHM has personal issues with me considering this and the death threats he's made here. It's creepy as fuck.

It's not just "8647" in the context of this thread. Let's go through it:

8/15/25: I linked an article of the ex Director of the FBI posting "8647" on social media
8/16/25: I linked the actual X post and saying now Comey is backtracking and playing stupid (not playing)
8/16/25: I posted Comey's NY history, saying it's highly unlikely.. even with the TDS infection going wild, that he didn't know what 86 means.
8/16/25: You posted you had no idea what 86 means. This surprises no one.
8/16/25: I posted a number of pictures of obviously mentally deranged people using "8647" and "8645" during their I hate Trump "protest"
8/16/25 at 06:02 PM: You posted "8647" AFTER being told exactly what it means.

This isn't a false statement and the FBI should follow up on it.

[Parkbandit]

I don't hate Trump. I strongly disagree with his authoritarian policies and Project 2025. I think he's the most corrupt politician in history.

I think what we're seeing play out right now is exactly the same thing that happened in the '30s in Germany except now it's non-white immigrants who are being scapegoated and sent to concentration camps in foreign countries to die without due process. Some Trump supporters seem all too willing to go along with it as long as someone they oppose suffers.

I don't believe violence is the answer to anything. In fact I believe resorting to violence means having lost the moral high ground.

I didn't vote for Trump and I openly criticize him because the founders of this country made this nation so we could speak our minds and live free from tyranny.

LOL.

When I read your posts, I am thankful that I was born with a functioning brain. It must be rough to go through life with one that is malfunctioned enough to post something like this.

ETA: I'm just thankful that this post is in the same post where you are calling for the assassination of our 47th President.

[Methais]

Look at Back thinking he's above the law.

Quoted for next time Back says no one is above the law.

[Methais]

8/16/25: You posted you had no idea what 86 means. This surprises no one.

Anyone who has ever worked in a restaurant knows what 86 means.

And as we all know Back's history where he owned/leased/managed/worked at a restaurant.

I don't hate Trump. I strongly disagree with his authoritarian policies and Project 2025. I think he's the most corrupt politician in history.

I think what we're seeing play out right now is exactly the same thing that happened in the '30s in Germany except now it's non-white immigrants who are being scapegoated and sent to concentration camps in foreign countries to die without due process. Some Trump supporters seem all too willing to go along with it as long as someone they oppose suffers.

I don't believe violence is the answer to anything. In fact I believe resorting to violence means having lost the moral high ground.

I didn't vote for Trump and I openly criticize him because the founders of this country made this nation so we could speak our minds and live free from tyranny.

The brainwashing here is unreal. Not surprising, because you're extremely low IQ and easily manipulated, but still, holy shit

I'm so glad that retards like you are anti-life and don't breed.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The price you might pay for a single false statement made to the FBI can be steep. This offense is a federal crime and a felony, meaning a conviction could haunt you for the rest of your life. If you are convicted of making a false statement, you could face up to five years in federal prison.

I thorough scraping of your posts here using python proves your extremist positions, extreme hatred of Trump, and proclivity to violence. Remember when you bought that handgun? This message board does. I can't help it I'm adept at using coding tools to source detailed postings to aid in a potential investigation of a homegrown terrorist posting on these boards that he wants to 8647. I make no false statements, they are your typed words after all.

[Suppressed Poet]

I thorough scraping of your posts here using python proves your extremist positions, extreme hatred of Trump, and proclivity to violence. Remember when you bought that handgun? This message board does. I can't help it I'm adept at using coding tools to source detailed postings to aid in a potential investigation of a homegrown terrorist posting on these boards that he wants to 8647. I make no false statements, they are your typed words after all.

Back owns a handgun? I imagine the first time Back shot it, he immediately dropped the firearm while curling up in the fetal position as he held his wrist & sobbed uncontrollably.

[Parkbandit]

Back owns a handgun? I imagine the first time Back shot it, he immediately dropped the firearm while curling up in the fetal position as he held his wrist & sobbed uncontrollably.

He claimed he did when everyone was posting their gun pics... probably just wanted to be part of a group other than old ladies who crochet ugly scarfs.

Years later, his bad memory didn't remember his claim and said he never owned a gun... got called out and he left on one of his "I lied and got caught again" hiatuses...

I had to crown a new champion.

[Back]

Yep 15 years ago during the Obama years I took the appropriate training courses and exercised my second amendment right. Records will show that within a year I sold it. I sold it because I hated it and didn't want the damn thing in my house.

I never posted any fantasies about shooting people like Suppa Hobbit Mage consistently has over the years.

[Back]

He claimed he did when everyone was posting their gun pics... probably just wanted to be part of a group other than old ladies who crochet ugly scarfs.

Years later, his bad memory didn't remember his claim and said he never owned a gun... got called out and he left on one of his "I lied and got caught again" hiatuses...

I had to crown a new champion.

Bro now you're just making shit up. Lol

What motivates you to do that? Just curious?