Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

You think bitcoin needed trump to get to 100k? ��

Are you delusional, high or sub 70 iq? Combination of all? That would make sense.

I’ll check back with you when we cross 1m.

So weird how the chart literally went insane right after the election.

It still would have happened, but probably not until 2025 if Kamala won. Until dems like Warren got their way and shit all over crypto, because democrats are anti-crypto. Don't act like there wouldn't have been a massive dump if Kamala won. You will anyway because you're retarded and full of shit, but still. Try to have at least some self respect and stop embarrassing yourself every time you post.

BTC not hitting 1m this cycle either lol. Maybe in the 2028 bull run or even the next cycle after, but not this cycle.

I'm sure this here is just a coincidence:




"Show me the chart and I'll tell you the news."

The news: Trump won


You probably bought Hawk Tuah coin and got rugged this week