Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

lol i troll almost everyone who posts in this shit hole. you're the only one who cries and whines when I make fun of you though, and then your only comeback is to call me macguyver because you are a fat old bald bitch and have nothing to say back. it's so funny

at least parkbandit puts up some sort of a fight and doesn't cry every time i dunk on him. that may be because he doesn't actually know what's going on due to his very advanced age and holes in his brain, but regardless, he doesn't cry.

maybe it's time hangup the keyboard if you can't handle it. go crawl back into the Louisiana swamp or whatever shithole you're from and live a quiet life selling silvers you fucking loser

Dude the only people crying are your parents, both out of disappointment that they raised someone who sucks cock for money, and out of regret for not aborting you.

You think you're dunking on people but you literally just get laughed at and made fun of by everyone for being such a cringe tryhard. You're basically Seran if Seran were able to afford meth.

Keep projecting all that butthurt and crying though because everyone else just laughs at what a colossal retard you are. Stop trying so hard.

But anyway, does this mean you're not going to explain what has had you so butthurt and obsessed with me for 10+ years? If I killed you on the boulder like 20 years ago or something, hit me up and I'll give you a diamond to replace that deed. I know how badly you suck at the easiest game ever made, and could use all the help you can get because you're really just that fucking stupid and incompetent. Which is why you make your living sucking strange dicks.

Good job loser, you sure put me in my place I hope your next post is you being even more mad than you already are.




Fun fact: You're literally sucking cock right now.