Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post


So several years ago I upgraded from H&R Block to legit short little Jew man CPA tax specialist that’s qualified to handle the complexity of my real estate investments (dealing with stuff like property depreciation, naming my stay at home wife as a “real estate professional”, and a bunch of other real boring shit). He’s not cheap but he finds some pretty amazing & creative deductions. I pay the very bare minimum in federal income tax possible, but even after all that I still have to write the IRS a check. Every year I consider including a little note with that check telling them to go fuck their mother, but the little Jew man talks me out of it.

This is not intended to be a flex. The point of me saying that is I’d rather do just about anything with that money other than handing it to the federal government. They waste it on stupid shit that I don’t really have a say in. I imagine you come out ahead with benefits received vs taxes paid, and to you I say I hope you choke on that big government dick that you swallow the gravy from on a daily basis, bum. Also, on behalf of all the people that work for a living & pay for your meaningless existence while you humorously try to lecture anyone about paying taxes, you are not welcome.
A good CPA will pay for themselves.