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Thread: Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

  1. 04-14-2023, 07:45 PM #5811
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    I know you think that since I’m from Texas and conservative that I must be some white supremacist KKK racist, but it’s simply not true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    He's Asian.. so he's been told this his entire life.

    I just chuckled and then let it go... you should too.
    HALF Asian! And thankfully that part isn’t Asian!

    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Oh shit. Didn’t know that.

    Solkern it’s all good and everything kinda balances out. I bet you are really good at math.
    Why do you think I work in banking?! I’m also extremely poor at driving.
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    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    And full disclosure, I'm married to a legal immigrant and know quite a bit about how difficult it was for her and her sisters to get her legally.
    Dude, my wife is starting the process and it’s a fucking headache.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    "That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government." ~ The Constitution
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Why do you think I work in banking?! I’m also extremely poor at driving.
    Hahaha

    Hey we once had this talk but I work in banking (treasury services) too. I’m mediocre at math but a certified master level bullshit artist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Hahaha

    Hey we once had this talk but I work in banking (treasury services) too. I’m mediocre at math but a certified master level bullshit artist.
    Dude, it’s 2023, you can be Asian now, and automatically become good at math.

    Stay woke!

    A master in bullshit is a requirement, they should offer these classes at school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Dude, my wife is starting the process and it’s a fucking headache.
    I'd get a lawyer honestly. It was a PITA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Dude, my wife is starting the process and it’s a fucking headache.
    Hope the process goes smoothly for you and your family. Best wishes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    I'd get a lawyer honestly. It was a PITA.
    Yeah we got one already, definitely making it easier, but it’s still a pain in the ass.

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    Hope the process goes smoothly for you and your family. Best wishes.
    Thanks buddy! Everything is going smoothly so far.
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    The Constitution is not the Declaration of Independence. (I'm not at all surprised that you don't know this)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    And that isn't what is happening here. Unemployment rate is 3.5%, lower than 2006. I don't recall short staff issues in 2006. It is because we have a shit ton more jobs and no people to put in there.
    3.5% doesn't count the 6+ million people that decided they don't want to work anymore and have left the workforce.

    And companies have been gearing up for the recession that is coming and laying people off/not hiring anyone.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    Dude, it’s 2023, you can be Asian now, and automatically become good at math.

    Stay woke!

    A master in bullshit is a requirement, they should offer these classes at school.
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