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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    We've got a Governor kidnapping immigrants and shipping them to other states, exacerbating the illegal immigration problem on one side.

    Governors who don't receive DHS funding or have ICE facilities within their state to handle migrants trying to stop a humanitarian crisis by taking in thousands they don't have facilities for on the other.

    Yeah, I'm going to go with ending Texas's illegal smuggling operation.
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    Just did this for fun, as getting ready to watch the football game...

    Have to love a state that is doing rolling blackouts, telling it's citizens not to power their homes and to "do their part"... and then they do a huge event at SOFI stadium.

    How much electricity does Sofi Stadium use?
    The 80,000-seat stadium consumes up to 10 megawatts of electricity on average in one day. That is a more than three times as much power as Liberia.

    Per ela.gov, the average power requirement or a US residence in 2018 was about 1.25 KW. A 10 megawatt power plant in a grid will supply 10,000 / 1.25 = 8,000 homes.

    So what the stadium uses in a day - and tonight much more from the outside show I'm seeing... seems priority 1 for their elected officials. Hopefully the peons are "doing their part" though to ensure the game can be played.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    It's like one of the biggest backfires in recent political history.

    Suddenly when the plan to flood red states with illegals that will vote Democrat turns into 10's of thousands of dependents in blue states.

    It's beautiful.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    No, I am not Drauz in game.

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    “Yeah it’s so cold in my Governor’s mansion that I have to wear a fleece, but I’m going to need you peasants to reduce power consumption & turn up your AC to 78 degrees.”


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    The Governor's Mansion is probably considered a workplace under OSHA guidelines, so the temp likely has to stay between 68-76 degrees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drauz View Post
    LOL.

    I don't get the infatuation Americans have with the Royal Family.

    At all.
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    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) recently experienced an odd moment while reading a Bible passage. She seemed to confuse senseless murder with a dumpling.

    Boebert, a conspiracy theorist who has embraced QAnon extremism, was reciting a passage from Romans that - in “The Message” edition she was reading from - referred to “wanton killing.” Except Boebert pronounced it more like “wonton,” the delicious dumpling often found in soup at Chinese restaurants.

    “I don’t know what a wonton killing is,” she said in the footage posted online by PatriotTakes, which monitors right-wing media. “I’m gonna have to look that one up, but it sounds interesting.”

    More...



    I hope nobody makes fun of her for this, because that would not be very nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post


    I hope nobody makes fun of her for this, because that would not be very nice.
    Aw.
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