Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/washingto...155230276.html

"Washington mayor declares public emergency over migrant arrivals from Texas, Arizona"

ROFL... "but we're a "sanctuary city and won't follow federal immigration laws!".... LOL.. keep up the work Texas and AZ... send them all there.

Best line of the whole article... just think about this statement... "Texas Governor Greg Abbott has sent more than 7,900 migrants to Washington, D.C., since April in an effort to push responsibility for border crossers to Democrats, including U.S. President Joe Biden."

THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS HIS RESPONSIBILITY!

Swear the fucking ignorance and blatant "not my problem" mentality of the Left is fucking insane.

I've lived in warzones... at this point of insanity, I'm just for letting it all collapse at this point - let these fucking nutjobs reap what they sow. It was a good run as a Nation. Excess and stupidity are leading to it's downfall. Fuck it.

[Seran]

We've got a Governor kidnapping immigrants and shipping them to other states, exacerbating the illegal immigration problem on one side.

Governors who don't receive DHS funding or have ICE facilities within their state to handle migrants trying to stop a humanitarian crisis by taking in thousands they don't have facilities for on the other.

Yeah, I'm going to go with ending Texas's illegal smuggling operation.

[Neveragain]

We've got a Governor kidnapping immigrants and shipping them to other states, exacerbating the illegal immigration problem on one side.

Governors who don't receive DHS funding or have ICE facilities within their state to handle migrants trying to stop a humanitarian crisis by taking in thousands they don't have facilities for on the other.

Yeah, I'm going to go with ending Texas's illegal smuggling operation.

[Parkbandit]

We've got a Governor kidnapping immigrants and shipping them to other states, exacerbating the illegal immigration problem on one side.

He should be in jail for kidnapping!

Oh wait.. every single illegal alien signs that they want to be sent to NYC or DC or Chicago..... so it's not kidnapping, retard.

And how specifically is it exacerbating the illegal immigration problem? And when did this even become a problem? I thought the border was closed and it's not a crisis of any sort.. all made up by Republicans?

Governors who don't receive DHS funding or have ICE facilities within their state to handle migrants trying to stop a humanitarian crisis by taking in thousands they don't have facilities for on the other.

Yeah, I'm going to go with ending Texas's illegal smuggling operation.

I honestly thought this was pretty petty of Texas when they first announced this plan to bus illegals to sanctuary cities.. but god damn if it doesn't magnify the sheer hypocrisy of the left P-E-R-F-E-C-T-L-Y.

[Methais]

We've got a Governor kidnapping immigrants and shipping them to other states, exacerbating the illegal immigration problem on one side.

Governors who don't receive DHS funding or have ICE facilities within their state to handle migrants trying to stop a humanitarian crisis by taking in thousands they don't have facilities for on the other.

Yeah, I'm going to go with ending Texas's illegal smuggling operation.

As a woman, how does that make you feel?

[Seran]

He should be in jail for kidnapping!

Oh wait.. every single illegal alien signs that they want to be sent to NYC or DC or Chicago..... so it's not kidnapping, retard.

And how specifically is it exacerbating the illegal immigration problem? And when did this even become a problem? I thought the border was closed and it's not a crisis of any sort.. all made up by Republicans?



I honestly thought this was pretty petty of Texas when they first announced this plan to bus illegals to sanctuary cities.. but god damn if it doesn't magnify the sheer hypocrisy of the left P-E-R-F-E-C-T-L-Y.

Governor Abbott says, "Stay here and we'll put you in jail for violating state law, or you can sign a 'voluntary' agreement to be bussed to another state to do whatever you want."

Blackmail doesn't make it any less illegal to commit human trafficking as Governor Abbott has done.

[Methais]

Governor Abbott says, "Stay here and we'll put you in jail for violating state law, or you can sign a 'voluntary' agreement to be bussed to another state to do whatever you want."

Blackmail doesn't make it any less illegal to commit human trafficking as Governor Abbott has done.

As a woman, how does that make you feel?

[Gelston]

We've got a Governor kidnapping immigrants and shipping them to other states, exacerbating the illegal immigration problem on one side.

Governors who don't receive DHS funding or have ICE facilities within their state to handle migrants trying to stop a humanitarian crisis by taking in thousands they don't have facilities for on the other.

Yeah, I'm going to go with ending Texas's illegal smuggling operation.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

the illegal immigration problem

Easily fixed, your president has majority. Solve it.

Also, very happy to hear you say it's illegal. Being illegal, there should be consequences, right?

[Parkbandit]

Governor Abbott says, "Stay here and we'll put you in jail for violating state law, or you can sign a 'voluntary' agreement to be bussed to another state to do whatever you want."

Blackmail doesn't make it any less illegal to commit human trafficking as Governor Abbott has done.

So, we agree it's not kidnapping... now you've moved over to blackmail.

SPOILER: human trafficking isn't blackmailing

How again is it making the problem worse (that's what "exacerbating" means... a word you are clearly confused with) when Texas transports illegals to DC, NYC and CHI?

Be specific.