Headline:

Man Caught Wearing Pro-Trump Cowboy Hat on Jan. 6 Apologizes at Sentencing by Saying His Actions ‘Kind of’ Bother Him

OH MY GOD! He wore a Trump cowboy hat?! I hope they give him the electric chair!

Okay okay, that's just the headline. Surely in the story he punched a cop in the face or something.

A U.S. district judge on Wednesday morning sentenced John “Jack” Juran, 51, of the Buffalo, N.Y. area to two months of home detention for walking into the U.S. Capitol Complex on Jan. 6, 2021. Juran must also pay $1,000 in fines and restitution, the judge decided.
OH MY GOD! He walked into the US Capitol WHILE wearing a Trump cowboy hat?! I'm shocked he only got 2 months of home detention! What a monster!

Thank goodness he didn't walk through any windows during the "riot" or else he might have been murdered in cold blood while far leftists fuckers such as Seran cheer on the murder.