Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
You're the one who is making it gay.

Eating shit doesn't make you gay. You imagining eating it out of his ass would certainly make it gay. The simple act of eating a turd is not gay, but you keep adding gay to it, which I'm assuming you're imagining eating it out of his ass, so you're making it gay.

Weird fantasy you've got.
This person and PB both have a habit of inserting gayness into situations where it's not present, like the sweet sweet heterosexual love that my wife's boyfriend is making to her in the other room right now. It's not gay at all but I'm sure PB would find some way to make it!