Quote Originally Posted by Ashliana View Post
Perhaps you should explore some new interests.
Everyone takes dumps. Sorry that you're unaware of this basic biological fact.

Parkbandit has been making basic errors in both writing and reading for the almost two decades he's been here. He's only done it deliberately a handful of times, no matter how desperately you try to spin out apologetics. Maybe you'll get a shiny button for being part of the Parkbandit Defense Force, though.
It could be the other way around, and I'd still say the same thing.

You being Retard Champion is one of the many, many reason why it's not the other way around though. And PB not being more dense than lead like you are.


Alas, I can't say anymore since you didn't get an invite. You'll have to console yourself with being PB's newly appointed Retard Champion, though.
You want to be PB so badly that you formed your own My Little Pony committee to declare yourself the Commissioner so that you can be like PB.

Unfortunately that doesn't actually make you Commissioner, since you've always been ineligible to make such decisions.

But it's amusing to see how badly you want to be Parkbandit.