A thread for Ashliana

[Seizer]

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Forgot about this citation.

[Parkbandit]

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It's only been you making that claim.. and you don't have an IQ above 12.

That citation is the steadfast defense of using an alt to agree with yourself, defending the usage of Doomsday Clock in a conversation based upon facts and referring to yourself as a "she" because it's hard to keep things straight when you tell so many lies.

One of the only things you've ever posted with any self-awareness. Bravo.

[Ashliana]

It's only been you making that claim.. and you don't have an IQ above 12.

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That citation is the steadfast defense of using an alt to agree with yourself, defending the usage of Doomsday Clock in a conversation based upon facts and referring to yourself as a "she" because it's hard to keep things straight when you tell so many lies.

Except the only thing you've got is an example from 13 years ago when I used a second account to agree myself. Alas, that doesn't compare to your epic exposure as the most mentally ill person on the forum, nor on your comically poor understanding of English to the point where you literally had to be put in your place by another right-winger, only for you to be retarded enough to think that doubling down on your own error somehow reflects on others. Same thing with your inability to read basic English, then being so humiliated it by it you had to scramble to find any excuse to rationalize it away. Perhaps if you'd picked a book up in the last 60 years, instead of just sociopathically obsessing over men, sending them sexually graphic messages full of your impotent rage, you would have improved on your "mastery" of your native language. Alas, someday.

Openly admitting you're doing the thing I've been saying you've been doing all along is conceding. Only you are retarded enough to think that by trying to claim "oh, I was only PRETENDING to be retarded" makes you come off as anything but retarded. But that's why you're the Retard Champion, so...

[Parkbandit]

[Ashliana]

Oh, look. You're embracing the fact that you're a fat slob now. Self-awareness is the first step to giving up your Retard Champion diaper!

[Parkbandit]

Ashliana. I command you to post in this thread.

[Ashliana]

As I told you in the other thread, I'm happy to put you in your place regardless of the location. Alas, though, no matter how many times you impotently rage at me in public or private, you don't get to dictate anything anyone else does.

In other words, you're an idiot. Now, I command you: Post in this thread.

[Parkbandit]

As I told you in the other thread, I'm happy to put you in your place regardless of the location. Alas, though, no matter how many times you impotently rage at me in public or private, you don't get to dictate anything anyone else does.

In other words, you're an idiot. Now, I command you: Post in this thread.

It's my thread... dedicated to you. Why wouldn't I post in a thread I made for you to post in.

But you made this claim:

Ah, the classic right-wing frustration with their inability to dictate what everyone else does.

I proved you wrong.

Again.

[Ashliana]

Now, I command you: Post in this thread.

It's my thread... dedicated to you. Why wouldn't I post in a thread I made for you to post in.

That doesn't address anything that I said. Keep working on that Retard Champion-level reading comprehension. Oh, and thanks for posting as I commanded.

But you made this claim:

I proved you wrong.

Again.

Except, y'know, you didn't. Since it's connected to the words that I wrote, which you apparently couldn't comprehend:

Ah, the classic right-wing frustration with their inability to dictate what everyone else does.

Back under the bridge I made for you:

Similar to your many reps stating the same desire, you won't be determining whether or not I post in other threads, even if I'm happy to continue putting you in your place in this one. I know, I know -- reading is hard, Parkbandit, but if you keep practicing, perhaps someday you'll improve.

[Parkbandit]

That doesn't address anything that I said. Keep working on that Retard Champion-level reading comprehension. Oh, and thanks for posting as I commanded.

Except, y'know, you didn't. Since it's connected to the words that I wrote, which you apparently couldn't comprehend:

Similar to your many reps stating the same desire, you won't be determining whether or not I post in other threads, even if I'm happy to continue putting you in your place in this one. I know, I know -- reading is hard, Parkbandit, but if you keep practicing, perhaps someday you'll improve.

I have made this thread for you to post in. I will dictate when you post here as well.

Like right after I post this, you will immediately post here.

I command you.

PS - You have posted 250+ times in this thread.. I created this thread for you to limit most of your stupidity to. I don't want to say I'm like a hero to the forum.. but others should.