A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

And you were so excited to pretend you had a get-out-of-fail free card. Alas, the champion belt remains yours for another day.

[Parkbandit]

And you were so excited to pretend you had a get-out-of-fail free card.

What?

You editing your post to make your excuse believable doesn't mean you didn't refer to yourself as a she. It's ok, you've done far dumber things.

Alas, the champion belt remains yours for another day.

No one will ever take that belt off your plus sized waist. Hell, at this point, your gut is probably covering it.. no one COULD get it off you. The belt is buckling under the pressure... it'll probably explode off you at some point.. just let me know and I'll have our plus sized belt guy sew on an addition for you.

[Ashliana]

What?

You editing your post to make your excuse believable doesn't mean you didn't refer to yourself as a she. It's ok, you've done far dumber things.

You skimmed through what I wrote, ignored the 10+ references to he/him, saw a "she" but were too lazy (or hilariously retarded) to understand it was referring to one of your fictional children, shat out a retarded post, got called out on your reading comprehension failure, then when I later edited it, you thought you saw a get-out-of-fail free card. You haven't even made a claim as to what I supposedly edited, just trying to claim "It has the edited mark! That must SURELY explain my reading comprehension failure!" Nope. There's a reason our exchanges carried on. Pre-edit.

Alas, our exchange of posts (and the part you quoted remains unchanged) preserves your stupidity permanently. No amount of your tantrums or mental gymnastics changes that: your ridiculously poor reading comprehension failed you. Again. You got ahead of yourself and fell flat on your face. Again. You remain incapable of admitting a simple mistake you made and somehow think highlighting your stupidity in bright, neon lights is somehow a better look.

No one will ever take that belt off your plus sized waist. Hell, at this point, your gut is probably covering it.. no one COULD get it off you. The belt is buckling under the pressure... it'll probably explode off you at some point.. just let me know and I'll have our plus sized belt guy sew on an addition for you.

We already know that you're a fat, hairy slob, Parkbandit. There's a reason you wussed out with the offer about Tisket. It's because you're fat. "NO FAIR! You can't expect a 60 year old to compete with a 30 year old!" Well, then perhaps you shouldn't be making the claim.

Meanwhile, you continue to wear the belt. Since you're so stupid, you don't even understand basic words.. even when fellow conservatives try to gently let you down.

[Parkbandit]

You skimmed through what I wrote, ignored the 10+ references to he/him, saw a "she" but were too lazy (or hilariously retarded) to understand it was referring to one of your fictional children, shat out a retarded post, got called out on your reading comprehension failure, then when I later edited it, you thought you saw a get-out-of-fail free card. You haven't even made a claim as to what I supposedly edited, just trying to claim "It has the edited mark! That must SURELY explain my reading comprehension failure!" Nope. There's a reason our exchanges carried on. Pre-edit.

Granted, I do only skim what you write... the stupidity hurts my head and reminds me of how our school system has failed.

But I find it amusing and highly suspicious that you decided to "correct grammar" 2 hours after you made the post.. and 45 minutes after I pointed out you referred to yourself as a she.

Alas, our exchange of posts (and the part you quoted remains unchanged) preserves your stupidity permanently.

Of course the part where I quoted remained unchanged... that was the part of your post where you referred to yourself as a she. It was 100% my bad though, not quoting all the stupidity.. then we could see the "grammar" you went back and corrected.

No amount of your tantrums or mental gymnastics changes that: your ridiculously poor reading comprehension failed you. Again. You got ahead of yourself and fell flat on your face. Again. You remain incapable of admitting a simple mistake you made and somehow think highlighting your stupidity in bright, neon lights is somehow a better look.

I guess we will never know... a smart individual would have left the "grammar" mistake up... but you have never been accused of being smart. Ever.

We already know that you're a fat, hairy slob, Parkbandit. There's a reason you wussed out with the offer about Tisket. It's because you're fat. "NO FAIR! You can't expect a 60 year old to compete with a 30 year old!" Well, then perhaps you shouldn't be making the claim.

Bro.. we saw your plus sized hairy arm.. and that wasn't muscle tone.

Meanwhile, you continue to wear the belt. Since you're so stupid, you don't even understand basic words.. even when fellow conservatives try to gently let you down.

As the commissioner, it would be highly inappropriate for me to give myself the belt. Plus, I have an IQ above 13 so I'm automatically not eligible.

That Retard Championship Belt is struggling to hold in your gut.. but make no mistake: It's on your waist to stay for a very, very long time. You not only have the natural stupidity to hold the belt and defeat any challenger.. but your inability to let a single thing go, your ridiculous "NOU game", your history on this forum (Kierphe 2008 and Doomsday Clock 2021 to name but a very few) and the ease of making you respond to every post makes this one of the greatest Championship runs ever. Backlash could never keep up with your kind of production and neither could time4fun. I don't see anyone even being close to challenging you at this point.

[Ashliana]

Granted, I do only skim what you write... the stupidity hurts my head and reminds me of how our school system has failed.

Well, you confirmed what we already knew: You don't read. Speaking of stupidity, though, you've made at least two major, hilarious unforced errors this month. You'd think six decades of being the stupidest person in the room would've taught you some humility, but as always, if you were capable of self-awareness, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

But I find it amusing and highly suspicious that you decided to "correct grammar" 2 hours after you made the post.. and 45 minutes after I pointed out you referred to yourself as a she.

Of course the part where I quoted remained unchanged... that was the part of your post where you referred to yourself as a she. It was 100% my bad though, not quoting all the stupidity.. then we could see the "grammar" you went back and corrected.

What's "amusing and highly suspicious" is that we went back and forth about it for "hours," discussing your comically poor reading comprehension failure, no edit, called out your reading comprehension failure, no edit, you responded to it, no edit, and only later, when you were upset that your prematurely excited self fall flat on your face again, saw that I later edited it, and now, in a vain attempt to soothe your bruised ego, you think the fact that I edited it after our discussion is somehow a get-out-of-fail free card. It isn't. Sorry you're butthurt about your shit reading. That's what you get as a result of rotting your brain with decades of reality TV instead of reading books.

I guess we will never know... a smart individual would have left the "grammar" mistake up... but you have never been accused of being smart. Ever.

Except we do know, since those parts are quoted, as is our exchange regarding your reading comprehension failure. Pre-edit. Your inability to read, and rank desperation for a get-out-of-fail free card, doesn't change anything.

Bro.. we saw your plus sized hairy arm.. and that wasn't muscle tone.

One of us offered to put their money where their mouth is. Spoiler Alert: As always, not you. It's because you're a fat slob.

As the commissioner, it would be highly inappropriate for me to give myself the belt. Plus, I have an IQ above 13 so I'm automatically not eligible.

Alas, you're actually the mentally ill homeless guy outside the building holding a string of rat tails, comforting himself after he got fired for being drunk on the job.

That Retard Championship Belt is struggling to hold in your gut.. but make no mistake: It's on your waist to stay for a very, very long time. You not only have the natural stupidity to hold the belt and defeat any challenger.. but your inability to let a single thing go, your ridiculous "NOU game", your history on this forum (Kierphe 2008 and Doomsday Clock 2021 to name but a very few) and the ease of making you respond to every post makes this one of the greatest Championship runs ever. Backlash could never keep up with your kind of production and neither could time4fun. I don't see anyone even being close to challenging you at this point.

I love the comical lack of self-awareness that goes into claiming, in the 47th+ page of the thread you created, that "you never let anything go!" while, out of the other side of your mouth, bringing up your most cherished 13 year old memory, along with your inability to get over the fact that you made another hilarious reading comprehension failure -- to the point where fellow right-wingers had to gently let you know you were wrong. And the fact that you'll inevitably respond to this post, as if it doesn't take two to tango.

You are a 60+ year old man with a known, decades-spanning sociopathic obsession with stalking other men on the Internet in order to send them as many furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible. The folder is full of barely-informed blowhards, and you outshine all of them - not only are you consistently wrong, and have to be educated even as you argue over nothing -- since you can't argue your way out of a wet paper bag, despite your constant butthurt about it -- you make such simple errors, you have to be checked by other right-wingers, and you've been in a permanent state of meltdown since Trump's election.

Congratulations. You earned the belt. Although, for you, it's had to be made into a heavy-duty diaper.

[Parkbandit]

Well, you confirmed what we already knew: You don't read. Speaking of stupidity, though, you've made at least two major, hilarious unforced errors this month. You'd think six decades of being the stupidest person in the room would've taught you some humility, but as always, if you were capable of self-awareness, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I don't read your stupidity.. there's a big difference.

What's "amusing and highly suspicious" is that we went back and forth about it for "hours," discussing your comically poor reading comprehension failure, no edit, called out your reading comprehension failure, no edit, you responded to it, no edit, and only later, when you were upset that your prematurely excited self fall flat on your face again, saw that I later edited it, and now, in a vain attempt to soothe your bruised ego, you think the fact that I edited it after our discussion is somehow a get-out-of-fail free card. It isn't. Sorry you're butthurt about your shit reading. That's what you get as a result of rotting your brain with decades of reality TV instead of reading books.

40 minutes is now considered "hours"? Maybe you should use your Doomsday Clock to help you keep better track of time. I literally quoted your Freudian slip at 10:07am. I was gone by 10:45 am... the same time you were forced to read your own stupidity and realized your slip up.. so you decided to edit it to make yourself look less stupid (failed btw). I didn't respond to anything until I got on at 7:17pm, pointing out your quick edit job.

Except we do know, since those parts are quoted, as is our exchange regarding your reading comprehension failure. Pre-edit. Your inability to read, and rank desperation for a get-out-of-fail free card, doesn't change anything.

So, in your "mind" you couldn't have edited anything because the 4 words I quoted out of a thousand remained the same? THAT is your defense?

lulz.

One of us offered to put their money where their mouth is. Spoiler Alert: As always, not you. It's because you're a fat slob.

Easy Chubs... I'm not body shaming you. I'm really lack of intelligence shaming you.

Alas, you're actually the mentally ill homeless guy outside the building holding a string of rat tails, comforting himself after he got fired for being drunk on the job.

I love the comical lack of self-awareness that goes into claiming, in the 47th+ page of the thread you created, that "you never let anything go!" while, out of the other side of your mouth, bringing up your most cherished 13 year old memory, along with your inability to get over the fact that you made another hilarious reading comprehension failure -- to the point where fellow right-wingers had to gently let you know you were wrong. And the fact that you'll inevitably respond to this post, as if it doesn't take two to tango.

You are a 60+ year old man with a known, decades-spanning sociopathic obsession with stalking other men on the Internet in order to send them as many furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible. The folder is full of barely-informed blowhards, and you outshine all of them - not only are you consistently wrong, and have to be educated even as you argue over nothing -- since you can't argue your way out of a wet paper bag, despite your constant butthurt about it -- you make such simple errors, you have to be checked by other right-wingers, and you've been in a permanent state of meltdown since Trump's election.

Congratulations. You earned the belt. Although, for you, it's had to be made into a heavy-duty diaper.

Sorry. Like I said, NO ONE is even CLOSE to your special kind of stupidity to even earn a title shot for the belt, let alone able to pull that stretched out thing from around your waist. You're the fucking GOAT, "man".

I will speak with the Awards Department today to see if we can fashion something different for someone with your "special" skills instead of a championship belt. Maybe a gigantic Championship anal plug?

Also, who views this forum in 10 posts/page? Jesus.. do I need to show you how to change it to 100?

[Ashliana]

I don't read your stupidity.. there's a big difference.

It's not that you don't read, Parkbandit, it's that you're terrible at it. This might be the saddest attempt to explain your demonstrated reading comprehension failures. "I don't read your stupidity," Parkbandit claimed, in the 47th page of the thread he dedicated to me, in a post broken down bullet by bullet.

40 minutes is now considered "hours"?

Whoosh. There's that sixth-grade reading comprehension doing wonders for you again.

Maybe you should use your Doomsday Clock to help you keep better track of time. I literally quoted your Freudian slip at 10:07am. I was gone by 10:45 am... the same time you were forced to read your own stupidity and realized your slip up.. so you decided to edit it to make yourself look less stupid (failed btw). I didn't respond to anything until I got on at 7:17pm, pointing out your quick edit job.

Nope. We went back and forth about your reading comprehension failure, no edits, quoted the part you made your mistake on, no edit, you responded to it, no edit, I responded back, no edit. Then, later, once you were at peak butthurt at your error, noticed I made an edit, after all those exchanges, after your errors were permanently reserved, and erroneously think that the fact it says "Edited by Ashliana" must surely explain your mistake.

So, in your "mind" you couldn't have edited anything because the 4 words I quoted out of a thousand remained the same? THAT is your defense?

lulz.

Our exchanges are preserved, pre-edit, regarding the parts you made your grade school mistake in. You got prematurely excited, as always, and fell on your face, as always. You can't even say what was changed, and you're too retarded to realize that if you think it's clear now, in the text, that the second child is female, since there were no substantive edits, you're tacitly admitting your reading comprehension failure without self-awareness.

Easy Chubs... I'm not body shaming you. I'm really lack of intelligence shaming you.

Easy there, fatso, nobody's fat shaming you just because you tried to fat shame someone without evidence, they offered to put their money where their mouth is, and you were forced to wuss out. Because you're an idiot who doesn't know how to pick your battles.

Sorry. Like I said, NO ONE is even CLOSE to your special kind of stupidity to even earn a title shot for the belt, let alone able to pull that stretched out thing from around your waist. You're the fucking GOAT, "man".

I will speak with the Awards Department today to see if we can fashion something different for someone with your "special" skills instead of a championship belt. Maybe a gigantic Championship anal plug?

Also, who views this forum in 10 posts/page? Jesus.. do I need to show you how to change it to 100?

Sorry, your championship diaper is now full of shit. The department doesn't take returns on those, and it's yours forever. They'll only offer you an exchange to a girdle. With your Doomsday Clock error and "I can't tell a fictional child is female" error, you're very close to the platinum diaper. You get a bonus modifier for reaching levels of stupidity requiring you to be called out by fellow partisans.

[Parkbandit]

[Ashliana]

There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

[Parkbandit]