A thread for Ashliana

[Ashliana]

What?

You editing your post to make your excuse believable doesn't mean you didn't refer to yourself as a she. It's ok, you've done far dumber things.

You skimmed through what I wrote, ignored the 10+ references to he/him, saw a "she" but were too lazy (or hilariously retarded) to understand it was referring to one of your fictional children, shat out a retarded post, got called out on your reading comprehension failure, then when I later edited it, you thought you saw a get-out-of-fail free card. You haven't even made a claim as to what I supposedly edited, just trying to claim "It has the edited mark! That must SURELY explain my reading comprehension failure!" Nope. There's a reason our exchanges carried on. Pre-edit.

Alas, our exchange of posts (and the part you quoted remains unchanged) preserves your stupidity permanently. No amount of your tantrums or mental gymnastics changes that: your ridiculously poor reading comprehension failed you. Again. You got ahead of yourself and fell flat on your face. Again. You remain incapable of admitting a simple mistake you made and somehow think highlighting your stupidity in bright, neon lights is somehow a better look.

No one will ever take that belt off your plus sized waist. Hell, at this point, your gut is probably covering it.. no one COULD get it off you. The belt is buckling under the pressure... it'll probably explode off you at some point.. just let me know and I'll have our plus sized belt guy sew on an addition for you.

We already know that you're a fat, hairy slob, Parkbandit. There's a reason you wussed out with the offer about Tisket. It's because you're fat. "NO FAIR! You can't expect a 60 year old to compete with a 30 year old!" Well, then perhaps you shouldn't be making the claim.

Meanwhile, you continue to wear the belt. Since you're so stupid, you don't even understand basic words.. even when fellow conservatives try to gently let you down.