Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
I'm not your friend, cockgobbler.

Sorry. I know you don't have any and you were really, really wishing I was.

But I'm not.

Also stop:

Aww. Look! Not only is Parkbandit too retarded to know what colloquial speech is, he doesn't know how to click links! What an adorable little old man, trying his best to use teh intarwebs! Best of luck eventually googling what "catfishing" is, though.