Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
When I got insurance (pre-Obama) the insurance agent for some reason did half the questionnaire when we met in person then called me back to do the rest while apparently eating a marble sandwich. The best part:

him "have you ever had mumble? no I don't think so, okay next question..."
me "er, wait... what?"
him "have you ever had mumble?"
me "Sorry, I'm not getting that last word."
him "you ORGASMMMM"

This is an inside joke. Take it up with Obama.

Latrinsorm has phone sex with complete strangers. While they're eating food.