Quote Originally Posted by Fallen View Post
Sprinting, if you can believe it. You're supposed to sprint past the starting line and get as far as you can in three seconds. Something popped in my hamstring when I tried to get a fast start. I dunno. I run distance, sprinting sucks.
Sprinting is unbelievably dangerous from a bodily destruction standpoint. Probably all explosive athletics are. What the heck are you taking a fitness test for anyway, I thought you were a biologist?
Quote Originally Posted by Allereli
did you know humans are the best long distance runners on the planet? No other animal is idiotic enough to run that far without stopping
You spelled "tuff as hell" wrong. Put that in your pipes and smoke it, cheetahs. Oh you can't? No prehensile digits? Sorry I'm not sorry. ⌐■_■