Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[4a6c1]

EEEK! A&D A&D A&D STAT


Also: I had a weird ass dream, I didn't like it. I woke up five times, and went right back into this weird dawn of the dead dream...Except, I felt no fear, and I was just walking around with zombies and they didn't want to eat me, but they ate other people.

Hah. My asteroids for your zombies!

I slept for 12 hours for the first time in...5 years at least. The last few hours I kept waking up out of a really intense end of the world dream. Nothing exciting and fun like zombies or plague or even nuclear war just fucking asteroids and sonic fire waves and the ozone disappearing and all life as we know disappearing in an instant. So yeah. But then at the end I guess my brain was like "wtf dude, this sucks?!" so some elves were arguing about how to save us but some didnt want to and a meteorite landed right in front of me and turned into a purple jewelry thing and it fit in a keyhole in the last living tree which made everything grow again and the elves were like OMG U R SAVIOR and I was like TaDa!

Frowns: Woke up with WTFDream headache. And runtime alarm did not go off. And did not do homework.

[Bhaalizmo]

Email at 11:30p last night. We've got a looming deadline for a client that I spent three days on site with last week. Email says hey we may or may not have promised them some stuff while you were gone, here's 17 action items that we need completed by C.O.B. tomorrow.

I should be able to bang them all out but it means putting any new issues that come in (barring someone's production system being down) on hold and I hate doing that to my customers.

My procrastination is your emergency!

[Gnome Rage]

Hah. My asteroids for your zombies!

I slept for 12 hours for the first time in...5 years at least. The last few hours I kept waking up out of a really intense end of the world dream. Nothing exciting and fun like zombies or plague or even nuclear war just fucking asteroids and sonic fire waves and the ozone disappearing and all life as we know disappearing in an instant. So yeah. But then at the end I guess my brain was like "wtf dude, this sucks?!" so some elves were arguing about how to save us but some didnt want to and a meteorite landed right in front of me and turned into a purple jewelry thing and it fit in a keyhole in the last living tree which made everything grow again and the elves were like OMG U R SAVIOR and I was like TaDa!

Frowns: Woke up with WTFDream headache. And runtime alarm did not go off. And did not do homework.

Yours sounds far more interesting. I'm pretty sure I WAS a zombie, but I didn't even eat someone. It was like, a dream for frickin EVER about me walking around a city.

Or limping...

I went to bed at 11:55 last night, because I was really tired and having this weird thing with depth perception... I would put out my hand and swear to god it was super long and far away. I got to sleep until 9am... except I woke up at 2, 4, 6:30 and 8. Each time I went right back into the weird zombie dream...

[AnticorRifling]

My procrastination is your emergency!

Pretty much standard operating procedure.

[Gnome Rage]

My skilled interpretation of your dream based on years of conjecture is:

You were a zombie and you didn't know it
look at that body

idk why I didn't eat anyone! That would have made the 15000% better

[Androidpk]

Then do the Inca trail or come to Ecuador for the Galapagos!!

Screw that, it's training time!

[Some Rogue]

Psoriasis

[Parkbandit]

Commuting 2 hours each way to work for the past 2 weeks. I CANNOT WAIT for it to be over tomorrow.

[AnticorRifling]

To be fair for those of us that don't drive with our blinker always on while doing 30mph in the left lane the commute is only 35 minutes.

[Parkbandit]

To be fair for those of us that don't drive with our blinker always on while doing 30mph in the left lane the commute is only 35 minutes.

I fucking hate that I laughed... which makes me hate you more.