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Mullet Vigo totally made today's trip to the PC worthwhile
Find the cspan in this picture.
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http://www.thecheapseats.ca/2011/06/...he-office.htmlQuote:
If you’ve ever happened across the popular NBC situation comedy The Office and noticed the curly-haired, bespectacled mom making paper sales at her desk, you’ve doubtlessly wondered, “Hmmm... I bet you that Phyllis used to be a smokin’ hot professional cheerleader.” And you would be correct.
Actress Phyllis Smith (not to be confused by the character she plays on TV, Phyllis Lapin-Vance) revealed in an interview with Slate that she used to be a cheerleader for the NFL’s St. Louis Cardinals, presumably rooting as hard for the birds as she now does Vance Refrigerating. Shy, gentle Phyllis is just full of surprises, isn’t she?
This was relayed to me...
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Why do people say "grow a pair of balls?" They are weak and sensitive.
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People should say "grow a vagina." Those things take a pounding.
Betty White said that in an interview recently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanteax
I was skeptical when it said smokin' hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
I clicked through the link and that is definitely not even attractive.
Women who show their general displeasure with my actions by sniffing. SNIFFING. Sniff again. SNIFF AGAIN. I will choke you OUT.
NewEgg wants to tell me I can get a deal on a WestingHouse 40" 1080p LCD for $399.00 when I can get one from Walmart for $389.58!
That kind of savings will get me a $5 footlong with chips and drink.
By chips do you mean chips or CHIPS?
One of the greatest movies ever made. It took me forever to get it on DvD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Translated into English I meant crisps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
Gotcha!
I clicked on a twitlonger of Charles Oakley's and got an advertisement about Tim Allen's new show.
Arent you supposed to be doing some snooty ivy league shit?
There's always time for a little Encino Man.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
SHOOSH
He had to have had some hand in it. Self-fulfilling prophecy or something.
Music maker twittered a cry for help.
Music maker took a heart stopper.
Sad but I dont see a mystery.
Mikey Welsh?
Say it aint so!
Whoaaa whoaaa. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. (guitar rif)Quote:
Originally Posted by Keller
Watching this while listening to the alt-post-punk Drayal linked me to. It's all so clear now.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Looking at my paystubs and how much I've paid into federal tax vs 2010 tax brackets and how much I would have paid in 2010 @ end of year. I cant imagine it'd change too much in 2011.
It's about a 4k difference. Fuck me, guess I need to find a way to come up with that.
The thing I thought funny was 9 people liked it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keller
Their love is a life-taker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
The atoms that make up your body have been in existence for an immeasurable amount of time. Those atoms will be in existence for an immeasurable amount of time after your brief flirtation with them.
Enjoy them while you can.
Where do I know the one on the left from?
The Mummy? Indiana Jones?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0722636/Quote:
Originally Posted by Back
Wow. That really did just blow my mind.
I’ve been to Salisbury! Lovely little town outside of a huge ass cathedral housing the Magna Carta.
Good times.
I find it much more mind blowing that this:
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/Ac...0555-24020.gif
is the same person as this:
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-conte.../04/dority.jpg
W.Earl Brown, Dan from Deadwood and the retarded brother from 'Something About Mary"
-Richard.
Holy fuck that guy has been in everything. 205 titles. Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
yeah, he's a gold mine of 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. Connections to Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen/Sean Astin/whatever the name of Frodo is/Hugo Weaving/Liv Tyler just in LoTR, and then has Sean Connery and Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones, LOL.
And that's just from two titles.
Now my mind is truly blown.Quote:
Originally Posted by RSR
Have you ever, like, looked at a twenty dollar bill? Like, really looked at it?
Have you ever, like, tripped your ass off, and looked a twenty dollar bill? Or gone into a room with florescent lights?Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Just looking in a mirror was crazy enough for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by WRoss
Twenty dollar bill?..
Being on a boat is a bad idea. We forgot how to turn the motor on so we sat in the south GA marshes for about 10 hours. It was kinda fun, kinda scary, but more just bizarre.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brute
They had the zombie baby on the local news on Wednesday. I immediately wondered if your grandma saw it and flew into a rage at CBS Atlanta, but then realized she was probably in California, and I frowned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brute
The last time I tripped my balls off, I stayed in a bathroom at some rave I was at and read the graffitti on the stall walls for hours.
It wasn't a high point, I'll say that.
Not gonna lie - I miss it sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
Granted my last time tripping balls was way more fun than yours sounds... however I bet you were engrossed at the time.
That sounds pretty similar to my one and only experience with any drug stronger than weed. My at-the-time boyfriend and roommate talked me into trying ecstasy. I spent the entire night lying in bed alone, wide awake, but with no desire whatsoever to get up. On the rare occasion that a coherent thought made it through the fog that was my mind, it ran something along the lines of, "How long does this crap last? I want my brain back." It was a party at our apartment. Soon after it kicked in, I realized that if someone got hurt or anything went wrong, I was just way too much of a drooling idiot to do anything about it. Someone could bleed to death at my feet and I'd probably just stare at them with a vague feeling that something's wrong. It scared the shit out of me. I've never tried any hard drug again, and have absolutely no desire to. Even weed stopped being fun. Since then, the only mind-altering substance I've cared for is alcohol. Even when I'm retarded drunk, I at least feel like I can think in a reasonably straight line. Losing all control of my mental faculties was just not cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
Are you sure that was actually ecstasy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
I miss it, a lot. I spoke about that last trip from an outsider's perspective, how I can now see how it might not have been a highlight to them, but yeah. I had many, many good trips. Haven't had a drink in a year, couldn't care less. Haven't had any drugs in 13 years, miss it every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Not gonna lie, if I still lived in Buffalo and knew the people I knew back then, I'd probably be a complete mess (in a different way than I currently am). Part of the reason I would never live there again.
Problem there was they didn't use insulation.
oh man I love captain Kirk!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinualdo
Arrghghgh my mind!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayvn
I know, right?! Stargate was my favorite!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayvn
Sucked when they blew it up with the Death Star.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinualdo
Sigourney Weaver couldn't leave well enough alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Rogue
That's what happens when the Harkonnans get involved.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Because There Could Be Only One.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinualdo
I came to post this:
http://gothamist.com/images/2003_8_dogiwant.jpg
I expect more of this as the Chinese have more and more leisure time.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
I FUCKING LOVE POLAR BEARS!!
It's a panda, derp.. derp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
I want to say whoosh but I've a feeling it would be reversed back at me..
.http://www.picshag.com/pics/012010/p...r-facepalm.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
http://www.picshag.com/pics/012010/p...jpg=1261197525
http://splashpage.mtv.com/wp-content...hunter-1x1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
They're gunna need a bigger boat.
Fucking skin-jobs...Quote:
Disambiguation of sci-fi and fantasy genres
I know it looks odd, but those signs actually are legit. Sometimes you get people who order a gazillion things through the drive-thru, or something blows up and a certain order is going to take too long. You ask them to pull ahead and park, and you walk their order out to them through the front door when it's ready. If those parking spots are full, traffic gets ugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atlanteax
I'm hoping that he was just pointing out that drive-thru and parking shouldn't be on the same sign. If someone really needs the concept of why that sign might actually be needed explained to them then chances are they are the cause of your order taking too long.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by AnticorRifling
Besides, I nearly always opt to walk inside for my order ... I am able to get it "to go" faster, than waiting in the drive-thru.
I like to lock myself out of my car and stand in line among the cars in the drive thru, then get refused service because I'm not in a car, then plead with anyone to let me in their car just so I can order some food then all manner of high jinx follows usually.
William the Army Officer.
Also photosynthesizing a cynobacteria with sulfer pentaflouride and red 11 but that was way earlier.
I love how they put the pause in between the first and second triggers. Nice.
A friend and I went out and saw the play 'bad seed' tonight.. I'm pretty twisted and shit... but... the ending just... left me going..what the holy fuck?
Quite possibly one of the most morbid things I've seen in a while and even though I've seen several plays before.. I finally realized the major difference in watching people do something sick on stage compared to just seeing it in a movie... I have a feeling i'm going to wake up later and still be asking myself what the fuck I witnessed...
for some reference.. I'm not phased at gore threads, random internet shit.. movies with brains and body parts flying all over the place etc..
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I dunno if this would be spoiler..i don't know how many of you plan to even see this if it comes near you or anyone puts it on..
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watching a mother (yes i know they're actors and still alive at the end of the play) feed her murdering sociopath daughter an O/d amount of sleeping pills, then carry her body off to bed, then go into the piano room to shoot herself off stage... ... yeah "Blew my mind today"
I put an ad on craigslist for a chef/exec sous chef, and I get this:
I presume he doesn't want the job..Quote:
FYI, there is no such rank as an "executive sous chef." That would be a Chef de Cuisine.
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The brigade system of ranking (as established by Escoffier, inventor of the restaurant as we know it) is as follows:
Executive Chef (desk job, pencil pusher, menu control and financial responsibilities)
Chef de Cuisine (kitchen manager)
Head Chef (lead sous chef) / Pastry Chef (lead baker)
Sous Chef(s) (shift leader)
Line Cooks & Bakers
Garde Manger & Prep Cooks
Dishwashers
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In a smaller restaurant: it is simplified to
Chef
Sous Chef & Pastry Chef
Line Cooks
Garde Manger
Dishwashers
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Just thought you might want to know what you're talking about.
And then I Get this one:
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Is this the owner that calls management gay and pregnant. Thats called workplace harassment and I have plenty of real trial lawyers that will prove that in a court of law. They were all smart enough to pass the bar exam. I could pass it right now. Thats how much smarter I am if you are who I think you are. Your an amateur bored hosewife. To anyone this doesn't apply to I appologize
Well? Is he right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuyuk
they called you a bored hosewife...
Yeah, that is a very disturbing play. I actually played the part of the daughter in that, in a college production.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayvn
Maybe you have to see it, to get the morbidity? If my daughter was a murdering sociopath and I didn't want to see her go to jail, I might poison her so she dies peacefully, and then shoot myself. It doesn't sound unreasonable, it actually sounds plausible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayvn
Am I a sick person for thinking that?
I was cutting an orange and it occured to me what a miracle it is that there is something as wonderful as an orange that just grows on a tree.
I know right!!! It's like the chicken and the egg. Did our taste buds evolve to crave the shit that grows on this earth or did an omniscient, all powerful deity just up and say: BEHOLD - "Vitamin C for your ATP" and then there was magic orange circles for everyone. On the dirty dirty ground. What is that dirt doing down there?! That's a complicated question for a different day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Back
Red rover, red rover let (red guy) come over. Blew my mind today.
As a non-religious man who has learned about religion its actually the secular gamer in me that wonders if there isn’t some GM who created it.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
In some ways I wish there was some intelligence to it and in other ways the randomness of it is appealing.
I guess reveling in the mystery and the pontification of it all is what I enjoy while munching on a nicely chilled fresh and juicy orange slice. :)
A show on nova about physics and they showed time all laid out like a sheet and said our perception of time is wrong because we are always in the moment. I cant stop thinking about it. Fucking physicists.
Some great Mind Blowing responses from a recent Ask Me Anything with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
"Photons have no ticking time at all, which means, as far as they are concerned, they are absorbed the instant they are emitted, even if the distance traveled is across the universe itself."
"1) The fact that an electron has no known size -- it's smaller than the smallest measurement we have ever made of anything.
2) That Quarks come only in pairs: If you try to separate two of them, the energy you sink into the system to accomplish this feat is exactly the energy to spontaneously create two more quarks - one to partner with each of those you pulled apart.
3) That the space-time structure inside a rotating black hole does not preclude the existence of an entire other universe.
MindBlown x 3"
(When asked about his favorite fact about the Universe) - "That is will never end. That it's on a one way trip of expansion. Something that many find to be philosophically unsettling. My view is that if your philosophy is not unsettled daily then you are blind to all the universe has to offer."
This 40 year old guy that I've had multiple class with just announced that he is running for State Senate. He's failed 3 of the 4 classes that I'm in, but has apparently already been raising funds and seems like he's completely serious about this. I forgot to mention that he's an electric scooter salesman and very likely mentally challenged. I'm at a complete loss of words.
Must be a red state.
:-X
I havent recieved any emails in like.. 3 days on my personal account... very strange because I normally get 3-5 stupid emails a day (airtran, other dumb shit).
I wonder if my box is full?!
Illinois a red state. Yup yup yup!Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
I saw a pastor using an iPad to deliver a sermon the service.
Nope. I didnt pay my bill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kuyuk
Could explain a few things in my life.
One of the guys that works here pays child support for a kid he has in NYC. He's worked here for 3 years, and every couple months, I get a "reminder letter" from the agency in New York, containing a whole bunch of useless explanation about how child support works, and a few pages of coupons that I'm supposed to send with the check every week. NYC gets the money from this guy electronically - we haven't cut an actual paper check for a garnishment in years. So every couple months, I open the letter, shake my head, and shred it. Today, I got another of those letters. This one had a little blue piece of paper included that said in order to save money, the state of New York would no longer be sending these reminder letters - if you want coupons to send with checks, print them from this website.
That's when it occurred to me... exactly how much money has the state of New York been wasting on 8-page letters, remittance coupons, postage, and everything else associated with this foolishness? It's got to be a disgusting amount. For what? How many places these days still do all their payroll tasks on paper? Even when they did, how many places were unable to photocopy their own coupons to send? Whose bright idea was it to include the history of child support with every one of these reminders anyway? The amount of bureaucratic bullshit in the country is astounding.
Not today but...my brother went through the 12 step program. And this news was only a footnote to the more important cathartic excercise of him telling me he has become a professional coin collector.
...........
"Does this mean your putting quarters in pipe bombs?"
Enigma is sex music.
Yep. Lost my V to Return to Innocence.
Hah. That was the exact song I was listening to when I had the thought. Thanks Rhapsody. I now know more than I wanted to about Drayal.
:D
Fell asleep for 15 minutes at 6p. Woke up rested. Now I cant go back to sleep. wtf?
I knew you'd come around on genital-borne machine guns!! :)
I woke up to find that the toilet was NOT clogged by my boyfriend, as is his daily ritual before leaving for work and leaving me to clean it up.
(Please send sweet sweet death.)
My housemate leaves piss in the toilet from in the middle of the night.
If it's brown flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
Or some other shit like that. Grr
Birdman, get in here!!
Did you know that guy was voiced by famous Comedy Central personality Jon Stewart?
My generation's "Fuck you I do what I want attitude" blows my mind.
I left class (during a break) for a cigarette. I come back, and some girl was on my computer checking her email and shit. I'm like... Whoah wtf.
This is why God invented passwords.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
Seriously. I'm locking my computer from now on. I didn't think it'd be an issue man. WHO WOULD THINK THAT WOULD HAPPEN?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tgo01
Thanks a lot now the Players' Corner is going to be shut down due to SOPA.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
Here's the original link where I found it.
http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/why-p...144100799.html
The largest item of clothing ever made from spider silk. This gold cape was a four-year project involving more than one million spiders. And not just any spiders. These guys are a rare species from Madagascar with golden filaments that produce the blindingly saffron product you see here.
This fashion statement is currently on display at the Victoria & Albert Museum in London. Actually, spider silk is a hot commodity in the art world right now. Last year, another, slightly less ambitious spider silk garment -- an 11-foot scarf -- was exhibited in museums from New York to London.
Part of the fascination with the process comes from the craftsmanship. The scarf alone required a commitment from 70 people with the ability to work on machinery not really employed since the 19th century in France. But Madagascar spider silk also has some otherworldly properties. For instance, it's virtually weightless so it doesn't feel like anything. It's as close as you'll get to an invisibility cloak at this point. Amazingly, the material is also stronger than Kevlar. There's actually been research into developing a synthetic version for the military.
* Check out the World Wildlife Fund's Top 2012 Endangered Species
Don't put it past the fashion world either. Both the cape and the scarf-which Vogue covered when it went on display-were designed by the textile team of Godley and Peers, who run an operation in Madagascar. While they're not looking to mass produce the product they have become darlings of fashion insiders hunting for new types of textural inspiration.
Here's essentially how the process works, according to The Guardian : " The spider is clamped by a sheet of wood with a half-moon aperture for its abdomen. In each hand-powered contraption are 24 females (they are always female). Handlers pull and spool strands from each spider's multiple spinnerets. A gossamer thread is made from 96 twisted strands."
After the whole thing is over, the spiders are released making the it seem fairly humane.
Guess who's not going for it? PETA. Shine reached out to get the animal advocacy group's feedback on the art world's latest darling.
In an emailed statement, PETA spokesperson Nicole Deo compared the process to "factory farming" and called out the museum for supporting it.
"[Using] silk that the spiders would normally have used to catch insects to feed themselves is as bizarre and unappealing as it is anti-environmental," writes Deo, who didn't say whether the organization are plans to protest the museum.
PETA folks can take comfort in the fact that this cape won't be showing up at H&M anytime soon. Four years for one loose-fitting top doesn't bode well for the next big fashion fad .
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lightsinthedark/6726493105
Pretty amazing if you ask me. I want more.
Japanese people scare me in the best possible way.
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...edc7825375.jpg
Just found this profile of a 24 year old chick in Charlotte on Plenty of Fish. My jaw dropped.
"Fun chick here, new to charlotte and have somewhat of an oral fixation. Love guys that are young and muscular. I'm very skilled and even have a makeshift gloryhole at my place that I love to use :)"
Allrightythen. You just don't see that every day on the dating sites.
Took a jungian psycho test.
Your type is: ESTJ
ESTJ - "Administrator". Much in touch with the external environment. Very responsible. Pillar of strength. 8.7% of total population.
Careers
executive, ceo, supervisor, business consultant, manager, strategist, financial planner, business person, office manager, public relations manager, international business specialist, business analyst, management consultant, operations manager, loan officer, lawyer, marketing, sports management, government employee, investment banker
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS
Pretty sure they make up the job things to make you feel good about yourself. I'm an INTJ, and needless to say, they don't tell you the negatives so much of personality types.
Yeah. At the bottom of all the nice positive traits were some bad things I already knew about myself. And I also noticed none of those categories gave career options of: serial killer, couch potatoe, mommies basement boy, peeping tom etc. Although on the main page there is a globalized 5 traits test and some of the last results to that have no career attached and say things like: enjoys disorder, not emotional at all. Yikes!
SO YOU'RE INTJ (like I know what that means). I'm totally going to go look at that and stalk you for about five minutes.
Interesting. :)
Here's the personality tests if anyone else is interested in killing some time.
http://www.similarminds.com/personality_types.html
I. Fucking. Love. These.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
Thanks sweetheart. Sincerely,
- 03:44 EST Nosferatu
Are you awake? That's lame. I'm working. Work is my excuse. WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE. :-P
Seems I scored an ISTJ type.
Says im:
responsible, planner, private, loner tendencies, perfectionist, organized, detail oriented, organized, would rather be friendless than jobless, realistic, observer, clean, focused, does not talk about feelings, finisher, punctual, private, does not appreciate strangeness, not adventurous, not spontaneous, follows the rules, dutiful, avoids mistakes, conventional, likes solitude, insensitive to the hardships of others, prepared, anti-tattoos, things rules are important, cautious, security seeking, prepares for worst case scenarios, logical, analytical, does not accept apologies easily, hard working
Kind of funny how some, maybe even many of the traits are spot on yet some others are so far off base.
As for the prof :
data analyst, scientist, researcher, engineer, financial planner, statistician, office worker, government employee, lab technician, nuclear engineer, office manager, biomedical engineer, account manager, ceo, investment banker, analyst, academic, systems analyst, pharmacy technician, network admin, genetics researcher, research assistant, strategist
That was almost spot on.
Thanks for the link , these are interesting to take.
I WAS GIVING BIRTH TO A MACHINE GUN.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
There needs to be a serious face emoticon.
It all depends on how strong you are in a particular axis. I'm a strong NTj, with a middling i, which means I can sometimes be E but usually revert back to i relatively quickly.
The iNTj profile pretty much is me. It's super scary.
In Costa this afternoon some guys massive ear stretch ring broke and his ear flopped down into a weird side-of-face-vagina which was funny until the fucking smell came.
I swear to God it was the most awful thing ever. Like sick, cheese and cancer all rolled into one smell.
ENFPQuote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population.
ENFP
outgoing, social, disorganized, easily talked into doing silly things, spontaneous, wild and crazy, acts without thinking, good at getting people to have fun, pleasure seeking, irresponsible, physically affectionate, risk taker, thrill seeker, likely to have or want a tattoo, adventurous, unprepared, attention seeking, hyperactive, irrational, loves crowds, rule breaker, prone to losing things, seductive, easily distracted, open, revealing, comfortable in unfamiliar situations, attracted to strange things, non punctual, likes to stand out, likes to try new things, fun seeker, unconventional, energetic, impulsive, empathetic, dangerous, loving, attachment prone, prone to fantasy
*the descriptions listed here are made up of personality items. people who scored high on this type scored higher on the above items compared to the average. (more info)
Favored careers:
performer, actor, entertainer, songwriter, musician, filmmaker, comedian, radio broadcaster/dj, some job related to theater/drama, poet, music journalist, work in fashion industry, singer, movie producer, playwright, bartender, comic book author, work in television, dancer, artist, record store owner, model, freelance artist, teacher (art, drama, music), writer, painter, massage therapist, costume designer, choreographer, make up artist
Nicely done. Given that I am a writer, that seems to fit. LOL, I've done or do almost all of these. How reckless of me. Now I want to be a massage therapist! :)
However, it is hard to take these tests when all my personalities fight to answer the questions....
:master:
Big 5 personality test:
Extroversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, neat, structured and restrained at the expense too often of flexibility, variety, spontaneity, and fun.
Emotional Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Accommodation results were high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex).
Inquisitiveness results were high which suggests you are very intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.
ESTP - "Promotor". Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 4.3% of total population.
Extroverted (E) 54.17% Introverted (I) 45.83%
Sensing (S) 66.67% Intuitive (N) 33.33%
Thinking (T) 58.33% Feeling (F) 41.67%
Perceiving (P) 70.83% Judging (J) 29.17%
Traits:
content, emotionally stable, outgoing, social, group oriented, finisher, does not like to be alone, open, decisive, likes external praise, likes to be center of attention, frequently joking, adjusts easily, likes crowds, self confident, neutral moods, good at getting people to have fun, disorganized, messy, talented at presentation, not easily annoyed, does not like to be alone, enjoys crude jokes, likes to lead, likes sports, more likely to come off as masculine, risk taker, tends to dominate conversations, fearless, can handle criticism, hard to discourage
I hate sports, I am pretty easily annoyed, and I enjoy the hell out of being alone. The rest of it ranges from definitely me, to more-or-less me. The bit about liking external praise and wanting to be the center of attention definitely has me pegged. The competitive thing from the initial summary too - so I guess that means not only do I need to win, but I then need everyone else to tell me how awesome I was when I won? Wow. That sounds pretty self-centered and shitty, actually. True, but still shitty.
Just for giggles, I looked up ISFP, since the E/I and T/F were reasonably close to 50% for me. Holy hell, talk about a miserable person. Traits:
disorganized, timid, prone to discouragement, socially uncomfortable, does not like leadership, suggestible, not self confident, not aggressive, lower energy, fearful, anxious, easily distracted, prone to discontentment, guarded, not confrontational, prone to longing for a stabilizing relationship, can be overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings, easily disturbed, fears drawing attention to self, prone to confusion, private, second guesses self, prone to quitting, underachiever, fears rejection in relationships, emotionally moody, prone to sadness, dislikes change, indecisive, modest, doubting, prone to laziness
Liagala,
I think the CIA fighter pilot would work! :)
organized, group oriented, focused, conventional, leader, emotionally stable, anal, attention seeking, planner, realistic, fearless, responsible, finisher, decisive, norm following, respects authority, punctual, hard working, stiff, self confident, thinks rules and regulations are important, follows the rules, clean, outgoing, social, content, does not like being alone, normal, regular, does not like weird or strange people / things - intolerant of differences, strict, disciplined, aggressive, assertive, content, happy, proper, formal, strict with self, meticulous, strong sense of purposeQuote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
See guys? Rojo likes anal. But she doesn't like weird or strange things. That is so totally accurate.
A spy. With a plane. That has big guns on it. Hell yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkwynde
Edit: I'm pretty sure every one of the careers you bolded in your results were on my "disfavored" list. I find that amusing for some reason.
omg I'm an INTJ!Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
M240 bravo i hope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
do you live entirely inside your head as well?
Retook Rojo's link test, 80%+ iNTj on all 4 axes.
People insisting on driving in slippery snow...
I'm not sure if the insurance companies involved are giddy or face-palming...
http://www.autoblog.com/2012/01/24/why-are-snowy-roads-like-these-never-closed/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl4|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D129809
:love:QuattroQuote:
Originally Posted by Atlanteax
Often uses shock effect to get attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
Those are what I have done or am doing. I am happy to amuse you! :tumble:
Sometimes a pillar of strength is just a pillar of strength, Rojo. (Not this time though, the test saw your penorz and is jealous.)Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
:|Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell
Or for super serious, :[They have some really classy sites for that if you want to share. I'm just saying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
Pretty close, yup yup. I don't mind weird or strange people/things though. Or differences, for the most part.Quote:
Extroverted (E) 70.83% Introverted (I) 29.17%
Sensing (S) 75% Intuitive (N) 25%
Thinking (T) 54.17% Feeling (F) 45.83%
Judging (J) 66.67% Perceiving (P) 33.33%
Your type is: ESTJ
ESTJ - "Administrator". Much in touch with the external environment. Very responsible. Pillar of strength. 8.7% of total population.
organized, group oriented, focused, conventional, leader, emotionally stable, anal, attention seeking, planner, realistic, fearless, responsible, finisher, decisive, norm following, respects authority, punctual, hard working, stiff, self confident, thinks rules and regulations are important, follows the rules, clean, outgoing, social, content, does not like being alone, normal, regular, does not like weird or strange people / things - intolerant of differences, strict, disciplined, aggressive, assertive, content, happy, proper, formal, strict with self, meticulous, strong sense of purpose
How many sexual innuendos can they put in one test result?Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
Technically that's a vampire smiley but I suppose it works, with vampires being super serious creatures.Quote:
Originally Posted by Latrinsorm
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheEschaton
I didn't take the test that was linked because I think it's shittily designed, but I am strongest on I.
Strongest on N here, I think I was over 95%. And yeah, a 26 question test is pretty shitty, but I get the same results when I take the 500 questions ones too.
They're pretty popular among management, my dad had to take one (ENTJ), so I guess I take after him. Both my parents are Es, though, so who knows what happened there.
(actually, I know what happened, growing up the child of two Es is pretty strenuous.)
ESTP - "Promotor". Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 4.3% of total population.
Pretty spot on - including my last two career paths. LOL
Completely correct. And with the weird things. The things I like I tell myself they are not weird, so it still fits. Hah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
I'LL SHOW YOU ANAL.
http://discosalt.com/blog/wp-content...49c2ece640.jpg
(haha, i actually showed you anal)
**I noticed Eric and Stanley did not do tha thang. Tha thang in the bebang.
CIA fighter pilot?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfster
Did they find a clock and a human hand in that croc?
I feel old!Quote:
Originally Posted by diethx
You totally are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Drayal
You think a sequel or a Superbowl ad? I hope the former but assume the latter.
FU
Oh and hope it's former but agree it's prob the latter
Finding out one of my movies is in this library:
Ngee Ann Polytechnic Library
in this place:
SINGAPORE, 599489 Singapore
You made a porno too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkwynde
That library does not have the one you were in... tis the OTHER porno. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Androidpk
I find myself INCREDIBLY CURIOUS about your Singapore movie was about.
The movie is not about Singapore, nor was it made there. There are simply copies of it in a library there. Several of my films are scattered in libraries all over the States, Europe, Australia, Hong Kong, etc. But like Androidpk, any reference to film + Singapore and I also immediately think PoRn!Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
Perhaps I've been making the wrong kind all along... hmmmm.
:yes:
Most of the porn movies that I made are stored in the vault at the Ngee Ann Polytechnic Library. I feel safer knowing that they are well-secured there. I pull them out for the annual festival, of course.
Eli Manning is the more successful Manning brother.
Saw this thing in Bio102 today. They need to Jurassic Park me up one of these things, because I fucking want it.
http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/97/970F...outh-agape.jpg
http://www.arkive.org/thylacine/thyl.../video-00.html
Better grab yourself a devil too, cause they are on their way out due to facial tumors.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallen
Extinct since 1936.
What is that you kids say these days jk, lol? No one ain't seen the thing for 80 aught years! We've got it all figured out. It's a small world, after all.
What the fucking fuck did you just type?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeP
I think you got all of it.
Hahahaha. I Love ZeP. ZeP should type more.
And nobody says aught except retired navy air.
Commercial for "inadequate" or "not enough" eyelashes. WHAT THE FUCK ARE INADEQUATE LASHES? Fuck you Latisse.
Are you inadequate in the eyeball department, E?
His hair follicles sure are inadequate.
That's so rude. What man talks badly about another mans follicles. WHAT MAN.
I don't know how this relates but he's funny looking.Quote:
Originally Posted by RojoDisco
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...0916867745.jpg
O I C WUT U GAIS DID THUR.
THREE AM.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Bonus: The Roomate for the car guy is almost as creepy as he is.
http://theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.co...ange-addiction
Pennsylvania's state congress has declared a theocracy:
http://articles.philly.com/2012-01-3...e-pennsylvania
So much fail, so little done about it.
I believe you misspelled Pennsyltucky.
How the Russians deal with Somali pirates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTrkcQJ9i2I
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0..._n_1290647.htm
ow ow ow ow ow
ow
It reminds me of that song... about do they hang low... why yes, yes they did.
Looks like he should have lifted his balls above his head as well. Seeing as the dude is 70 I'm sure it's possible.
I keep getting page not found errors from that link.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Liagala
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1290647.html
Secretive midnight mouse assassinations.
I hadn't watched Arrested Development when I made this thread. I am surprised no one has made a Tobias pun.
<3 AD
Me quick want slow!
Drunk kids are fucking agile. wtf.
We have flat roofs on my building. I walked outside for a cigarette and I just see these six guys walking from one section to the other, jumping from level to level off the roofs. I was like... are you fucking kidding me? I look at them and I'm like... Get the fuck off the roof. What the hell are you thinking? One laid down (thinking I hadn't seen him). The other five get off the roof and walk away. I slammed my door open and shut, wait for the kid to scurry off the roof and I'm like, "Seriously? I'm not trying to be a bitch but are you fucking kidding me? Stay off the roof"
He's like, slurring an apology to me and I'm like, dude - it's a safety issue, why are you climbing on the goddamn roof. Tell your buddies, that if I ever catch them again I'm going to get their stupid asses arrested for disorderly conduct.
fucking.what.the.fuck. I'm not even working tonight
/rant
You should stop smoking. I would show you my pores as proof but I wont. Because I'm shy or something.
I really should. I'm trying. I cut back from a pack to half a pack
Okay I warned you. You were warned.
"And after being warned, to still smoke, is stupid." - Sun Tzu at Phillip Morris.
"You should take care of your pores." - Sun Tzu in Vanity Fair
Progress is progress. That's how I quit, slowly started to cut back and then WHAM!.. cold turkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnome Rage
I don't think cold turkey means what you think it means.