Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[WRoss]

I hadn't watched Arrested Development when I made this thread. I am surprised no one has made a Tobias pun.

[Androidpk]

<3 AD

Me quick want slow!

[Gnome Rage]

Drunk kids are fucking agile. wtf.

We have flat roofs on my building. I walked outside for a cigarette and I just see these six guys walking from one section to the other, jumping from level to level off the roofs. I was like... are you fucking kidding me? I look at them and I'm like... Get the fuck off the roof. What the hell are you thinking? One laid down (thinking I hadn't seen him). The other five get off the roof and walk away. I slammed my door open and shut, wait for the kid to scurry off the roof and I'm like, "Seriously? I'm not trying to be a bitch but are you fucking kidding me? Stay off the roof"

He's like, slurring an apology to me and I'm like, dude - it's a safety issue, why are you climbing on the goddamn roof. Tell your buddies, that if I ever catch them again I'm going to get their stupid asses arrested for disorderly conduct.

fucking.what.the.fuck. I'm not even working tonight

/rant

[4a6c1]

You should stop smoking. I would show you my pores as proof but I wont. Because I'm shy or something.

[Gnome Rage]

I really should. I'm trying. I cut back from a pack to half a pack

[4a6c1]

Okay I warned you. You were warned.

[Stanley Burrell]

"And after being warned, to still smoke, is stupid." - Sun Tzu at Phillip Morris.

[4a6c1]

"You should take care of your pores." - Sun Tzu in Vanity Fair

[Androidpk]

I really should. I'm trying. I cut back from a pack to half a pack

Progress is progress. That's how I quit, slowly started to cut back and then WHAM!.. cold turkey.

[Bobmuhthol]

I don't think cold turkey means what you think it means.