Thread for things that blew your mind today.

[Jayvn]

A friend and I went out and saw the play 'bad seed' tonight.. I'm pretty twisted and shit... but... the ending just... left me going..what the holy fuck?
Quite possibly one of the most morbid things I've seen in a while and even though I've seen several plays before.. I finally realized the major difference in watching people do something sick on stage compared to just seeing it in a movie... I have a feeling i'm going to wake up later and still be asking myself what the fuck I witnessed...
for some reference.. I'm not phased at gore threads, random internet shit.. movies with brains and body parts flying all over the place etc..
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I dunno if this would be spoiler..i don't know how many of you plan to even see this if it comes near you or anyone puts it on..
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watching a mother (yes i know they're actors and still alive at the end of the play) feed her murdering sociopath daughter an O/d amount of sleeping pills, then carry her body off to bed, then go into the piano room to shoot herself off stage... ... yeah "Blew my mind today"

[Kuyuk]

I put an ad on craigslist for a chef/exec sous chef, and I get this:

FYI, there is no such rank as an "executive sous chef." That would be a Chef de Cuisine.

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The brigade system of ranking (as established by Escoffier, inventor of the restaurant as we know it) is as follows:

Executive Chef (desk job, pencil pusher, menu control and financial responsibilities)
Chef de Cuisine (kitchen manager)
Head Chef (lead sous chef) / Pastry Chef (lead baker)
Sous Chef(s) (shift leader)
Line Cooks & Bakers
Garde Manger & Prep Cooks
Dishwashers

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In a smaller restaurant: it is simplified to

Chef
Sous Chef & Pastry Chef
Line Cooks
Garde Manger
Dishwashers

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Just thought you might want to know what you're talking about.

I presume he doesn't want the job..

[Kuyuk]

And then I Get this one:

Is this the owner that calls management gay and pregnant. Thats called workplace harassment and I have plenty of real trial lawyers that will prove that in a court of law. They were all smart enough to pass the bar exam. I could pass it right now. Thats how much smarter I am if you are who I think you are. Your an amateur bored hosewife. To anyone this doesn't apply to I appologize

[Tgo01]

I put an ad on craigslist for a chef/exec sous chef, and I get this:




I presume he doesn't want the job..

Well? Is he right?

[Jayvn]

they called you a bored hosewife...

[Rucca]

A friend and I went out and saw the play 'bad seed' tonight.. I'm pretty twisted and shit... but... the ending just... left me going..what the holy fuck?
Quite possibly one of the most morbid things I've seen in a while and even though I've seen several plays before.. I finally realized the major difference in watching people do something sick on stage compared to just seeing it in a movie... I have a feeling i'm going to wake up later and still be asking myself what the fuck I witnessed...
for some reference.. I'm not phased at gore threads, random internet shit.. movies with brains and body parts flying all over the place etc..
..
.
.
I dunno if this would be spoiler..i don't know how many of you plan to even see this if it comes near you or anyone puts it on..
.
..
watching a mother (yes i know they're actors and still alive at the end of the play) feed her murdering sociopath daughter an O/d amount of sleeping pills, then carry her body off to bed, then go into the piano room to shoot herself off stage... ... yeah "Blew my mind today"

Yeah, that is a very disturbing play. I actually played the part of the daughter in that, in a college production.

[Ceyrin]

[TheEschaton]

A friend and I went out and saw the play 'bad seed' tonight.. I'm pretty twisted and shit... but... the ending just... left me going..what the holy fuck?
Quite possibly one of the most morbid things I've seen in a while and even though I've seen several plays before.. I finally realized the major difference in watching people do something sick on stage compared to just seeing it in a movie... I have a feeling i'm going to wake up later and still be asking myself what the fuck I witnessed...
for some reference.. I'm not phased at gore threads, random internet shit.. movies with brains and body parts flying all over the place etc..
..
.
.
I dunno if this would be spoiler..i don't know how many of you plan to even see this if it comes near you or anyone puts it on..
.
..
watching a mother (yes i know they're actors and still alive at the end of the play) feed her murdering sociopath daughter an O/d amount of sleeping pills, then carry her body off to bed, then go into the piano room to shoot herself off stage... ... yeah "Blew my mind today"

Maybe you have to see it, to get the morbidity? If my daughter was a murdering sociopath and I didn't want to see her go to jail, I might poison her so she dies peacefully, and then shoot myself. It doesn't sound unreasonable, it actually sounds plausible.

Am I a sick person for thinking that?

[Back]

I was cutting an orange and it occured to me what a miracle it is that there is something as wonderful as an orange that just grows on a tree.

[4a6c1]

I was cutting an orange and it occured to me what a miracle it is that there is something as wonderful as an orange that just grows on a tree.

I know right!!! It's like the chicken and the egg. Did our taste buds evolve to crave the shit that grows on this earth or did an omniscient, all powerful deity just up and say: BEHOLD - "Vitamin C for your ATP" and then there was magic orange circles for everyone. On the dirty dirty ground. What is that dirt doing down there?! That's a complicated question for a different day.