Current Pictures - You topless

[mrjrd222]

One example, albeit a good one, does not make too great of an argument.

[Cephalopod]

Less talky, more titty.

[NocturnalRob]

One example, albeit a good one, does not make too great of an argument.
SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!

[4a6c1]

SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!

[NocturnalRob]

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!
You smell of burning cigar. I am now turgid.

[Back]

SHOWS WHAT EWE NO!

[4a6c1]

You smell of burning cigar. I am now turgid.

I start to mooh. I draw spots on my body with a permanent marker, rake the ground with my right food and come at you.

[Back]

I am now turgid.

Liar. You’re always full of shit.

[NocturnalRob]

Liar. You’re always full of shit.
And you're always full of cock and animal semen.

Stfu, clown.

[Drew]

rake the ground with my right food and come at you.

Ooooh tell me all about your right food baby.

[NocturnalRob]

Ooooh tell me all about your right food baby.
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

[Drew]

Your stomping sends up the delicious smell of braised brisket in the air. My fear is overcome by my gastronomic desire. My penis becomes longer by 3 1/2 horts.

[NocturnalRob]

Your stomping sends up the delicious smell of braised brisket in the air. My fear is overcome by my gastronomic desire. My penis becomes longer by 3 1/2 horts.
Gorean measurements make me so fucking hot. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Drew]

Gorean measurements make me so fucking hot. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Let's move this to PMs cowboy!!!!!

[4a6c1]

dofl

run with the typo oh yeahhh

[NocturnalRob]

Let's move this to PMs cowboy!!!!!
As long as you're only wearing chaps. My imagination needs a little fuel!!

[4a6c1]

Oh Oh! I want in on any pms that involve buttchaps. kthnx

[Drakefang]

Right...

http://juiceboxdotcom.com/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images//a-rod-slap.jpg

I nearly pissed myself when I saw that. Awesome!

[Drakefang]

Less talky, more titty.

That doesn't seem to be the way this thread works. It seems to hold steady at about 100 posts per titty pic. I do miss the titties.

Also, I can't tell the men from the women in this thread any longer. The guys all seem interested in hot butt sex (not to mention bovine fetishes) and the women all want each others' boobs. Except for me, I'm male, and want some tits (Drew and Rob can spread cheek for each other, while mooing or hollaring giddy up pardner.).

[Asha]

Oh Oh! I want in on any pms that involve buttchaps. kthnx

Woah woah WOAH Sweet child 'o' mine!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I miss Nikki's sweet mountainous mammories.

Some day they'll make a come back!

[AnticorRifling]

Anyone else notice that today is offical "Someday"? I just saw it on my calendar.

[Drakefang]

Anyone else notice that today is offical "Someday"? I just saw it on my calendar.

My calendar has "Some Day" written in it, every day this month.

[Cephalopod]

The calendar has spoken. That's like science, you can't fight it.

[4a6c1]

Calendar, how does it work?

[Drew]

(Drew and Rob can spread cheek for each other, while mooing or hollaring giddy up pardner.).

Whoa whoa, why'd you have to turn our wholesome beef roleplay into something GAY and SEXUAL???

[NocturnalRob]

Whoa whoa, why'd you have to turn our wholesome beef roleplay into something GAY and SEXUAL???
Wishful thinking, obviously.

[Rucca]

Whoa whoa, why'd you have to turn our wholesome beef roleplay into something GAY and SEXUAL???

You should know by now that beef isn't wholesome. In fact cancer of the colon and prostate is associated with diets high in red meat. Oh and let's not forget about Mad Cow Disease...

[4a6c1]

Hahaha! Rucca if you post something today do it BEFORE 5. Please? Otherwise your just torturing me.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I love beef though. And pork, and chicken.

Kaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnn

[Rucca]

Hahaha! Rucca if you post something today do it BEFORE 5. Please? Otherwise your just torturing me.

I posted that at exactly 2:22. Which means...

I :heart: you.

[Drakefang]

Whoa whoa, why'd you have to turn our wholesome beef roleplay into something GAY and SEXUAL???

Because it you two were making it gay and used plenty of sexual overtones. I told you it was getting hard to tell the guys from the girls. Personally, I just think Rob will hit on anything with a hole for the lulz. He may try to come and correct me, though.

[AnticorRifling]

I told you it was getting hard .... And the truth comes out.

[4a6c1]

I posted that at exactly 2:22. Which means...

I :heart: you.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[4a6c1]

Because it you two were making it gay and used plenty of sexual overtones. I told you it was getting hard to tell the guys from the girls. Personally, I just think Rob will hit on anything with a hole for the lulz. He may try to come and correct me, though.



I hear Drakefang has a hole or two.

*summon Rob*

[Cephalopod]

I think we've just had a challenge thrown down. TITS BY 5PM.

Who shall rise to the challenge?

[Drakefang]

I love beef though. And pork, and chicken.

Kaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhnnnnnnn

I can't add to your rep, so have this instead.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b6/Kirk.gif

[Rucca]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I love when you get feisty.

[NocturnalRob]

*summon Rob*
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

[4a6c1]

I love when you get feisty.

Tease!

[Drakefang]

I hear Drakefang has a hole or two.

*summon Rob*

My holes don't swing that way...even for Rob in a cow costume, as attractive as that sounded to "Where's the beef" Drew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tviyAIS9c_U&feature=related).

[Hedensk]

RUCCA. I demand that you post a picture that has your boobs AND face. THANKS.

[Drakefang]

RUCCA. I demand that you post a picture that has your boobs AND face. THANKS.

Will accept boob pics without face via PM, since posting breasts only is a no go here. THX! :aww:

[Drew]

You should know by now that beef isn't wholesome.

My beef is wholesome and wondrous!

[Rucca]

RUCCA. I demand that you post a picture that has your boobs AND face. THANKS.

You are Rojo are so dominating this morning. I LIKE IT.

Although, I'd like it more if you posted yours. Think like a Nike ad and Just Do It.

[Cephalopod]

I think we need to get Rucca and Hedensk boobs in some pictures together.

This follows on failed attempts to get Nikki and Dex boobs in pictures together.

[Delias]

I think we need to get Rucca and Hedensk boobs in some pictures together.

This follows on failed attempts to get Nikki and Dex boobs in pictures together.

What if, by some combination of miracles and alcohol, all four were in the same picture?

Edit: All four women, which by my math is at least 8 boobs.

[Hedensk]

What if, by some combination of miracles and alcohol, all four were in the same picture?

Edit: All four women, which by my math is at least 8 boobs.

I could get into that.

[NocturnalRob]

I could get into that.
So could I.

[Drakefang]

Considering the miracle it takes to get two boobs in one pic, I'm not sure even Jesus could get the four of them topless in one shot.

[Delias]

Considering the miracle it takes to get two boobs in one pic, I'm not sure even Jesus could get the four of them topless in one shot.

That's alright. I'll memorize it and describe the level of its epicness until my dying day. Then, on that day, I will recount once more the glory of their breasts, and die happy.

[NocturnalRob]

Considering the miracle it takes to get two boobs in one pic, I'm not sure even Jesus could get the four of them topless in one shot.

That's alright. I'll memorize it and describe the level of its epicness until my dying day. Then, on that day, I will recount once more the glory of their breasts, and die happy.
So you're saying you're more capable than Jesus?

edit: Except for the dying part.

[Delias]

So you're saying you're more capable than Jesus?

edit: Except for the dying part.

Considering I said memorize and not photograph....
Well, yes. Still yes. Fuck that guy.

[Drakefang]

Considering I said memorize and not photograph....
Well, yes. Still yes. Fuck that guy.

http://oneyearbibleimages.com/jesuswept2.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Considering I said memorize and not photograph....
Well, yes. Still yes. Fuck that guy.
1) Memorize ≠ Imagine (just ask Lennon)
2) I laughed out loud. Really loud. Now I'm going to hell. Bastard.

[Delias]

1) Memorize ≠ Imagine (just ask Lennon)
2) I laughed out loud. Really loud. Now I'm going to hell. Bastard.

Now that I've got your afterlife itinerary, I just want you to know that my fiery subcommittee will do all it can to make you uncomfortable.

[Blushy]

Really, I'm into realistic demands. I'll settle for a shoop job.

[Drakefang]

We need to lose the no nipple rule.

[DCSL]

I think we need to get Rucca and Hedensk boobs in some pictures together.

This follows on failed attempts to get Nikki and Dex boobs in pictures together.

Me and Nikki and Jessa did a boob press! The picture's in another thread. http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1158814&postcount=584

[Ryvicke]

Le me check my camera to see if I have 71 pictures of that boob squish rapid fired. Oh YES I DO.

[Delias]

Me and Nikki and Jessa did a boob press! The picture's in another thread. http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1158814&postcount=584

This literally makes my mouth water.

[Cephalopod]

Me and Nikki and Jessa did a boob press! The picture's in another thread. http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1158814&postcount=584

Thank you for making me re-live the failure of not being there. :cry:

[Hips]

Thank you for making me re-live the failure of not being there. :cry:

We can always do it again at the Boston get together! I can't make it Saturday or I would say we could do it then. :(

[Androidpk]

I'm glad people are asking for boob-presses and not cock-presses.

[Cephalopod]

I'm glad people are asking for boob-presses and not cock-presses.

I had my hair lovingly stroked by Celephais. That's enough for me.

[DCSL]

Jay and Brada flirted a little but no, no cock-pressing.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

We can always do it again at the Boston get together! I can't make it Saturday or I would say we could do it then. :(

I vote we put it off until a little closer to spring, since it's currently cold as fuck and we're less likely to die of hypothermia drunkenly traipsing around when there isn't two feet of snow on the ground.

Also most of my shoes are pathetically non-water proof and this makes bar-hopping through slushy streets pretty miserable.

So yeah, VIVA MARCH?!

[DCSL]

March is good. PAX East-related or not?

[diethx]

I vote we put it off until a little closer to spring, since it's currently cold as fuck and we're less likely to die of hypothermia drunkenly traipsing around when there isn't two feet of snow on the ground.

Also most of my shoes are pathetically non-water proof and this makes bar-hopping through slushy streets pretty miserable.

So yeah, VIVA MARCH?!

Don't you have a house? Everyone should just go to your house and get wasted there (yes, I totally did just offer up your house, lol). Maybe i'm getting old, but the idea of getting plastered in a warm comfortable house sounds way more fun than bar hopping and all the ickyness that goes with it.

[Drew]

Don't you have a house? Everyone should just go to your house and get wasted there (yes, I totally did just offer up your house, lol). Maybe i'm getting old, but the idea of getting plastered in a warm comfortable house sounds way more fun than bar hopping and all the ickyness that goes with it.

Yep you're old. Channel your inner Pauly D and get your t-shirt ready.

[diethx]

Yep you're old. Channel your inner Pauly D and get your t-shirt ready.

CABS ARE HERE!

[Latrinsorm]

Don't you have a house? Everyone should just go to your house and get wasted there (yes, I totally did just offer up your house, lol). Maybe i'm getting old, but the idea of getting plastered in a warm comfortable house sounds way more fun than bar hopping and all the ickyness that goes with it.I vote for this idea too (only Celephais' house instead). Everyone can bring their own liquor too, it's WIN-WIN-WIN, and I think most of us who are going have established that they aren't going to wreck up the place.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My apartment is off-limits. Mostly because now I live slightly outside of the city (within train limits but a few miles of walking or else a car).

I happen to enjoy traipsing.

Also, party at Cel's is fine with me. He has a George Foreman grill, but it should definitely be BYOS (bring your own sammich).

[Paradii]

My apartment is off-limits. Mostly because now I live slightly outside of the city (within train limits but a few miles of walking or else a car).

I happen to enjoy traipsing.

Also, party at Cel's is fine with me. He has a George Foreman grill, but it should definitely be BYOS (bring your own sammich).

Doesn't Cele have a baseball field in his backyard. Save that shit for the summer, mang!

[4a6c1]

If you build it.........they will boob?

[Kuyuk]

If you build it.........they will boob?

He built it, where are your tits?

[Celephais]

Doesn't Cele have a baseball field in his backyard. Save that shit for the summer, mang!

Parent's house has a baseball field, that party will be in the summer. My house has a George Foreman, it works all year round.

Oh, and Paradii, your sister is invited.

[NocturnalRob]

Oh, and Paradii, your sister is invited.
Paradii, you're still not.

[Paradii]

I'll pass along the invitation.

[Skeeter]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e321/Bigboy9/2011-01-22_08-50-50_159.jpg


So a little over a year of 3-5 days of working out, plus a divorce and I'm 8 pounds off my target weight of 199. Another 10 pounds and there may be a Situation. :tumble:

I'm 6'3 207 currently for those asking.

[Warriorbird]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e321/Bigboy9/2011-01-22_08-50-50_159.jpg


So a little over a year of 3-5 days of working out, plus a divorce and I'm 8 pounds off my target weight of 199. Another 10 pounds and there may be a Situation. :tumble:

Divorce is good for your health.

[Some Rogue]

And your forearms...

[Androidpk]

It looks like you're taking that picture in a room full of smoke.

[Skeeter]

It does kinda. weird. Maybe the house is on fire.

[NocturnalRob]

It does kinda. weird. Maybe the house is on fire.
Did he piss off Rocktar?

[Warriorbird]

Did he piss off Rocktar?

Or FK? Hide your bricks! Hide your bricks! They Daragonianin everybody out here!

[NocturnalRob]

Or FK? Hide your bricks! Hide your bricks! They Daragonianin everybody out here!
Antoine Dodson is going to fuck your chin.

[Warriorbird]

Antoine Dodson is going to fuck your chin.

With a brick.

[NocturnalRob]

With a brick.
hahahaha...exactly.

[diethx]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e321/Bigboy9/2011-01-22_08-50-50_159.jpg


So a little over a year of 3-5 days of working out, plus a divorce and I'm 8 pounds off my target weight of 199. Another 10 pounds and there may be a Situation. :tumble:

I'm 6'3 207 currently for those asking.

Niiiiice.

[Gan]

So a little over a year of 3-5 days of working out, plus a divorce and I'm 8 pounds off my target weight of 199. Another 10 pounds and there may be a Situation. :tumble:

I'm 6'3 207 currently for those asking.

QFT I was 6'3" 205 when I got married. Been married for 17 years, 6'3" and 248 now. Although I lift more now than I could back then, that's the wierd thing. Bad wheel = no running. Perhaps that's it.

[Delias]

QFT I was 6'3" 205 when I got married. Been married for 17 years, 6'3" and 248 now. Although I lift more now than I could back then, that's the wierd thing. Bad wheel = no running. Perhaps that's it.

Someone told me muscle mass gets denser as you age... I have no idea if it is even remotely true, but would explain why a lot of older men are strong even when they look weak. I always assumed it was because after so many years of doing shit you really didn't want to do you just got good at ignoring pain to accomplish things.

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/4uRlY.jpg

I'm still speechless..

:love:

[Delias]

I'm still speechless..

:love:

My mouth has just been hanging open since that day.

[Latrinsorm]

QFT I was 6'3" 205 when I got married. Been married for 17 years, 6'3" and 248 now. Although I lift more now than I could back then, that's the wierd thing. Bad wheel = no running. Perhaps that's it.It's your knee, right? Have you tried elliptical? I tried it once when the land was ice, it's... something, at least.

[Drew]

It's your knee, right? Have you tried elliptical? I tried it once when the land was ice, it's... something, at least.

I don't like elliptical personally because I have ankle ligaments that basketball has turned into twine but I have a recumbant exercise bike. I like the recumbant kind because I can play xbox while I ride which really makes exercising go by much quicker. That's what I recommend Gan.

[Delarock]

poof.

[IorakeWarhammer]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

http://i.imgur.com/4uRlY.jpg

this is really her?

[Androidpk]

Yes.

[diethx]

You look good. My only advice would be to increase your upper body (speficially pecs). You would like your "situation" a little better because they would highlight each other.

You know how I know you're gay...

[Rinualdo]

You know how I know you're gay...

Because he said this:



I guess I should also tell you that I am a 28 year old bisexual male, I'm not a girl but it's sometimes fun to play around.

[diethx]

Because he said this:

Nah, I don't stalk all his posts and save them for a later date.

ETA: bisexual != gay

[Rinualdo]

Nah, I don't stalk all his posts and save them for a later date.

ETA: bisexual != gay

Nah, not stalking.
He's being a douche again in http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=58893

Oh, btw- if you're a dude and you take it up the pooper, you're gay. Period.

[diethx]

Nah, not stalking.
He's being a douche again in http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=58893

Oh, btw- if you're a dude and you take it up the pooper, you're gay. Period.

I'll get to that thread soon I guess. :/

Also, i'm so not going to debate the meaning of the word gay with you. lol

[Rinualdo]

Also, i'm so not going to debate the meaning of the word gay with you. lol

Good.

Show your tits. :tumble:

[pabstblueribbon]

Boobies.

[Blushy]

Oh, btw- if you're a dude and you take it up the pooper, you're gay. Period.
Unless you're getting it from a chick with a strap-on, in which case, in my experience, you're just making some chick's day.

[pabstblueribbon]

Unless you're getting it from a chick with a strap-on, in which case, in my experience, you're just making some chick's day.

Nope. Gay.

In your experience eh..?

[Rinualdo]

Nope. Gay.



For reals, yo

[Stanley Burrell]

Nah, I don't stalk all his posts and save them for a later date.

ETA: bisexual != gay

Estimated time of arrival is that bisexual does not equal gay.

Stef-lady is a genius.

Oh, edit: WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS THE TOPLESS THREAD. CURSES.

[Androidpk]

Good.

Show your tits. :tumble:

She doesn't have tits yet.

[Stanley Burrell]

She doesn't have tits yet.

Well then someone who does, do.

[Gan]

It's your knee, right? Have you tried elliptical? I tried it once when the land was ice, it's... something, at least.


I don't like elliptical personally because I have ankle ligaments that basketball has turned into twine but I have a recumbant exercise bike. I like the recumbant kind because I can play xbox while I ride which really makes exercising go by much quicker. That's what I recommend Gan.

Left knee. ;)

We have an eliptical at home. That's what I used in PT post-surgery and that's what the doc recommends. It's cool and a little weird at the same time. Nice thing is that it's non-impact and non-loading which my knee really appreciates.

[Rinualdo]

Left knee. ;)

We have an eliptical at home. That's what I used in PT post-surgery and that's what the doc recommends. It's cool and a little weird at the same time. Nice thing is that it's non-impact and non-loading which my knee really appreciates.

Swimming work?

[Paradii]

Unless you're getting it from a chick with a strap-on, in which case, in my experience, you're just making some chick's day.

Uh, getting a legitimate prostate exam from a licensed doctor is borderline gay, what you are doing is full blown gay.

[Hedensk]

Unless you're getting it from a chick with a strap-on, in which case, in my experience, you're just making some chick's day.

In my experience, this is the truth.

[4a6c1]

Estimated time of arrival is that bisexual does not equal gay.


I read it the same way except for me it made sense. :(

[pabstblueribbon]

In my experience, this is the truth.

I don't care if its Agelina-fucking-Jolie. I would never let anyone fuck me in the ass.

I do the ass fucking. Like a viking. Arr.

[Stanley Burrell]

I read it the same way except for me it made sense. :(

Yep. We're in different time zones.

[4a6c1]

That is a logical configuration of a typical decisive cerebral formatting. Subsequently, I agree.

OOPS WRONG THREAD.

[GSIVMerchant21]

Damn man, I'm jealous. Good job. I want that V Shape, grr.

I didn't work abs enough, lost 81 lbs, and so I got a ton of teh loose skin from abs to chest, all over really. I'm the opposite I work too much on UPPER body. For some reason the chest is a bitch to actually see the muscles. I wouldn't worry about it.

I'd post my picture without a shirt but I'd just get beaten to death, haha.

[FNLN]

In my experience, this is the truth.

Sup?

e: I don't know about those other jokers but I'd happily make your day.

[GSIVMerchant21]

fine.

yes I played warclaidhm as many of you know.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/spacetimecont/Picture11.jpg

and this ain't pretty but --- this was when I was almost morbidly obese:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/spacetimecont/Progress7lbs2-1.jpg

[FNLN]

Your tits aren't big enough.

[Mogonis]

What? You have a V shape in that second one.

[LMingrone]

EYE BLEACH PLEASE

[GSIVMerchant21]

I warned ya. Well, this is a topless thread after all..;P

[LMingrone]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8272/greenresin.jpg

[diethx]

She doesn't have tits yet.

:(


That is a logical configuration of a typical decisive cerebral formatting. Subsequently, I agree.

OOPS WRONG THREAD.

Stef-lady genius gives your avatar two thumbs up.

[Delias]

Out of curiosity, GSIVMerchant21, have you posted anything in the social forum that doesn't include a picture, or include "I lost so much weight!" ?

Because seriously, we get the idea. You still have a retard-face. Go away for a while and come back when you fix that, and then spam your pictures again. Then I will tell you you have some other glaring flaw, and you can leave again. Hope you're getting the picture here.

[Drakefang]

Out of curiosity, GSIVMerchant21, have you posted anything in the social forum that doesn't include a picture, or include "I lost so much weight!" ?

Because seriously, we get the idea. You still have a retard-face. Go away for a while and come back when you fix that, and then spam your pictures again. Then I will tell you you have some other glaring flaw, and you can leave again. Hope you're getting the picture here.

We're definitely getting a firm picture of you. Which doesn't include female tits. You should put your wife's up.

[Delias]

Let's see what you look like hot stuff.

I bet it ain't pretty

It isn't.

[Cephalopod]

We're all well aware that Delias is:
- bitter
- self-deprecating
- creepy
- prone to fits of emo rage and sadness

We are also aware:
- he used to bang a lot of women
- his wife is hot

Given this information, I second the call for seeing his wife's boobs. For the greater good.

[Ryvicke]

I clearly recall at least 1 picture of her boobs, hoozah and everything else--including a lovely assortment of rubber cocks arranged neatly around a bottle of champagne.

[Delias]

We're all well aware that Delias is:
- bitter
- self-deprecating
- creepy
- prone to fits of emo rage and sadness

We are also aware:
- he used to bang a lot of women
- his wife is hot

Given this information, I second the call for seeing his wife's boobs. For the greater good.

I actually find that to be a pretty good summary. As a reward, there will be boobs sometime later this evening, when I am not surrounded by relatives.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

NO. Bad warclaid, BAD. VERY BAD. NO.

[AnticorRifling]

Holy hell Nikki lives!

[Delias]

http://i.imgur.com/vxCu4l.jpg

An older picture. Not my favorite, but it is hard to find pictures of her boobs without actual hardcore action taking place in the rest of the photo.

ETA: Per rob's suggestion: There are NIPPLES in this picture. Enjoy your fapping.

[NocturnalRob]

http://i.imgur.com/vxCu4l.jpg
You may want to point out that there is some nipple action going on in that photo.

Now...if you'll excuse me...

[Androidpk]

And you're bitter why? She looks rather attractive so I can only assume it's because she either whores around, plays WoW 24/7 while you work and bring in the bacon (which she then eats), or you're gay.

[Delias]

My bitterness primarily applies to different aspects of my life.

[Ryvicke]

My bitterness primarily applies to different aspects of my life.

It fucking sucks to just randomly look down sometimes and realize that yes, you are wearing jean shorts.

[pabstblueribbon]

[quote=Ryvicke;1231986]It fucking sucks to just randomly look down sometimes and realize that yes, you are wearing jean shorts.[/quote

:lol:

[Delias]

It fucking sucks to just randomly look down sometimes and realize that yes, you are wearing jean shorts.

For the record, today it is cotton gym shorts. Grey ones.

[Androidpk]

For the record, today it is cotton gym shorts. Grey ones.

So what you're saying is your wife has low self esteem.

[Cephalopod]

And you're bitter why? She looks rather attractive so I can only assume it's because she either whores around, plays WoW 24/7 while you work and bring in the bacon (which she then eats), or you're gay.

http://cdn2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/170/529/566/Hwzc.jpg

[Delias]

So what you're saying is your wife has low self esteem.

Not really. I may be fat and ugly, but I am a good husband and a good father, and I'm a pretty good lay. I also happen to be relatively funny, which helps my case quite a bit.

[GSIVMerchant21]

I am a good husband and a good father, and I'm a pretty good lay. I also happen to be relatively funny, which helps my case quite a bit.

And that's all that matters Delias. Good job. I mean that.

[Androidpk]

http://cdn2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/170/529/566/Hwzc.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/2rrwayf.jpg

[Paradii]

I would like to go down on record stating that I feel that the PC community is too generous with the term "hot" when describing it's female constituents, or its male constituents' female partners.


Some should proofread this for me and make sure I used apostrophes in all the correct areas. Thank you.

[Ryvicke]

I would like to go down on record stating that I feel that the PC community is too generous with the term "hot" when describing it's female constituents, or its male constituents' female partners.


Some should proofread this for me and make sure I used apostrophes in all the correct areas. Thank you.

You fucked up the "its". "It's" is the contraction that takes the place of "it is", "its" is the possessive.

Honestly do you expect us to listen to your opinion of who is "hot" when you don't even know this shit? Post a picture of your bird's cloaca and let us judge. Dick.

[Drakefang]

I would like to go down on record stating that I feel that the PC community is too generous with the term "hot" when describing it's female constituents, or its male constituents' female partners.


Some should proofread this for me and make sure I used apostrophes in all the correct areas. Thank you.

I think you are saying something about the man's wife.

However, if that's not your point, it would seem on a scale of one to ten, you rate HOT as higher than others. That's fair enough. The saying, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" comes to mind here. Reserve your own "hots" for women you think deserve it.

[Latrinsorm]

I would like to go down on recordAdverbs for the win.

[Paradii]

You fucked up the "its". "It's" is the contraction that takes the place of "it is", "its" is the possessive.

Honestly do you expect us to listen to your opinion of who is "hot" when you don't even know this shit? Post a picture of your bird's cloaca and let us judge. Dick.

The worst part is I had it correct in the second instance, but forgot to change the first usage.

[NocturnalRob]

I would like to go down on record

Adverbs for the win.
Pretty sure he's just searching for a guy named record.

[Paradii]

Pretty sure he's just searching for a guy named record.

You are just hoping that I am a gay. Don't be coy.

[NocturnalRob]

You are just hoping that I am a gay. Don't be coy.
You seem to have a deep-seeded desire for me to be homosexual. You keep bringing it up. No matter how much you wish for it, it won't come true.

[Paradii]

You seem to have a deep-seeded desire for me to be homosexual. You keep bringing it up. No matter how much you wish for it, it won't come true.

http://funnytshirts.savatoons.com/images/potkettle.jpg

[Paradii]

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The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search: gay

[NocturnalRob]

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The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search: gay
1) You're trying too hard.
2) Everyone knows search queries must be four characters or more.
3) You're a clown.

[Paradii]

1) You're trying too hard.
2) Everyone knows search queries must be four characters or more.
3) You're a clown.

1) That's like your opinion....man
2) I didn't know that. I haven't read the rules and regulations of vBulletin search parameters.
3) You're a fag

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Holy hell Nikki lives!

I've been off constructing plastic bottle flotillas packed with illegally-immigrated asian whores off the coast of California.

Let's just say that a flotilla of prostitutes is surprisingly easy to lose track of.

[Cephalopod]

I've been off constructing plastic bottle flotillas packed with illegally-immigrated asian whores off the coast of California.

Let's just say that a flotilla of prostitutes is surprisingly easy to lose track of.

Don't lie. They're Thai ladyboys.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Don't lie. They're Thai ladyboys.

What the customers don't know won't hurt them.

(Unless it's AIDS)

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Speaking of Thai Ladyboys, hey Paradii, long time no see!

[Paradii]

Speaking of Thai Ladyboys, hey Paradii, long time no see!

I am more offended that you called me asian.

[Drew]

http://funnytshirts.savatoons.com/images/potkettle.jpg

So this picture implies that you are gay and you believe Rob is similar to you but just won't admit it?




I'm having a hard time keeping track of all the homosexuals on this board. It was easier when it was just Drew2, DeV, and that moderator whose name I forgot. Chipp or Scottt or something.

[diethx]

It fucking sucks to just randomly look down sometimes and realize that yes, you are wearing jean shorts.

:rofl:


So this picture implies that you are gay and you believe Rob is similar to you but just won't admit it?




I'm having a hard time keeping track of all the homosexuals on this board. It was easier when it was just Drew2, DeV, and that moderator whose name I forgot. Chipp or Scottt or something.

Snapp <3 <3

[Delias]

You seem to have a deep-seeded desire for me to be homosexual. You keep bringing it up. No matter how much you wish for it, it won't come true.

Pretty sure this ties in to the fact that none of the females here fit his description of hot. I'm sorry, but some of the women here are so hot I would fuck them until my dick fell off, and then I'd finger them until my fingers got all pruney.

[Drakefang]

Pretty sure this ties in to the fact that none of the females here fit his description of hot. I'm sorry, but some of the women here are so hot I would fuck them until my dick fell off, and then I'd finger them until my fingers got all pruney.

Wish I could rep you for this. Pruney finger fucker.

[FNLN]

It's cool, I got him covered.

[NocturnalRob]

Then I'd finger them until my fingers got all pruney.
Based on what I've seen of you, sir, there would be no pruney action. You'd likely end up with blisters from the dry heat.

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/political-pictures-obama-get-the-f-out-oh-snap.jpg

[Androidpk]

Based on what I've seen of you, sir, there would be no pruney action. You'd likely end up with blisters from the dry heat.

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/political-pictures-obama-get-the-f-out-oh-snap.jpg

OH SNAP

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I thought it was more like this.

http://www.hilariousheadlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/funny-obama-picture-3.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/812/boobiesi.jpg

:) That counts as 3. Now I expect 3 in return. Kthxbai

[Drew]

PM me the originals without the bullseye!

[AnticorRifling]

Had to check that on my phone, nicely done.

[Kuyuk]

PM me the originals without the bullseye!

Ditto.

[droit]

Um..awesome.

[zhelas]

Huminah Huminah!

[Rucca]

Gnomgnom, sexy girl!

I <3 boobies.

[pabstblueribbon]

Whoa me too. We should hang out.

[Bobmuhthol]

I came.

[Delias]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/812/boobiesi.jpg

:) That counts as 3. Now I expect 3 in return. Kthxbai

I assume this is some sort of attentionwhoring way to make up for the lack of posting you've been doing lately. It's a shame, I was enjoying your absence.

[Bobmuhthol]

In my psychology class we talked about how Delias needs to shut up and let the girl post her tits.

[Delias]

In my psychology class we talked about how Delias needs to shut up and let the girl post her tits.

So it's a 101 class?

[NocturnalRob]

So it's a 101 class?
Relax, Delias. The kid's just excited to see boobs.

[Delias]

Relax, Delias. The kid's just excited to see boobs.

I suppose I can forgive, since it is all based in the desire to see boobs.

[Keller]

Relax, Delias. The kid's just excited to see boobs.

Boobs that you will criticize very soon.

[NocturnalRob]

Boobs that you will criticize very soon.
I have never criticized any boobs in this thread.

[Delias]

I have never criticized any boobs in this thread.

Keller was just preemptively defending GR. I'm not sure why, but it's fairly typical.

[Warriorbird]

Nice!

Let us know whenever you need validation. The under the shirt Target pastie was also amusing.

[Sean]

Keller was just preemptively defending GR. I'm not sure why, but it's fairly typical.

What the fuck is your deal man?

Anyway, nice pics GnomeRage.

[Delias]

What the fuck is your deal man?

Anyway, nice pics GnomeRage.

Me? I'm a dick. Pretty sure we've covered this. The fact that I am occasionally funny helps mitigate my dickishness, but nowhere near enough, I'm sure.

[Asha]

Me? I'm a dick. Pretty sure we've covered this. The fact that I am occasionally funny helps mitigate my dickishness, but nowhere near enough, I'm sure.

Annnd that just ruined everything.

[Asha]

Oh and GR, you just owned this thread big!

[Ivex]

I am disappoint with the broken images

[B4Hand]

Gnomie! Pretty girl! :hug2:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I am disappoint with the broken images
Man that sucks to be you.

GR's fabulous boobs are slapping my eyeballs every single time I open this thread......... and I really like it. >.>

[Asha]

GR's fabulous boobs are slapping my eyeballs every single time I open this thread......... and I really like it. >.>

:lol: /agree

[grenthor]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/812/boobiesi.jpg

:) That counts as 3. Now I expect 3 in return. Kthxbai

the first one there with the sweater is a fucking amazing picture. seriously

[Drakefang]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/812/boobiesi.jpg

:) That counts as 3. Now I expect 3 in return. Kthxbai

Hey, I like your hair!

I tried repping thrice, but failed. Thank you!

[Ivex]

Man that sucks to be you.

GR's fabulous boobs are slapping my eyeballs every single time I open this thread......... and I really like it. >.>

I meant on the very first post. GR's boobs are indeed a sight to behold

[Liagala]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/812/boobiesi.jpg

:) That counts as 3. Now I expect 3 in return. Kthxbai

Everyone who posts in this thread needs to quote GR's post (or add their own picture, either way)

[ravashaak]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/812/boobiesi.jpg

:) That counts as 3. Now I expect 3 in return. Kthxbai

Damn them some nice boobies! :thanx:

[Cephalopod]

Commenting on GR's boobs makes me feel uneasy, but... um... yeah. Those are some nice'uns.

I'm pretty sure you told me you would PM me the originals. Yupyup.

[Gnome Rage]

no one gets originals. :) I adore all the comments, you know I need my monthly ego boost.

Yes Delias, this was to make up for my lack of posting. I originally wanted to write "The Absence of Epic Tatties" but I went with "boobies". Nice. Simple.

Now girls. Return the favor please. :)

[iJin]

wat. I want some sexy man junk. Just sayin'. Although, I do have that new corset...hm.

[Hedensk]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/812/boobiesi.jpg

:) That counts as 3. Now I expect 3 in return. Kthxbai


Wanna make out?

[Blushy]

Wanna make out?
Pix, plz.

[Skeeter]

I'd be a motorboatin sumbitch.

[DCSL]

Now girls. Return the favor please. :)

Uh yeah, no. It would literally be mole hills compared to mountains.

[B4Hand]

nopes for me either..I got the old bewbs.

[Blushy]

Uh yeah, no. It would literally be mole hills compared to mountains.
Don't be such a size queen. It's not all about quantity.















...at least, that's what I tell me as I cry myself to sleep at night.

[Gnome Rage]

Wanna make out?

That might make PC explode.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

nopes for me either..I got the old bewbs.

I recall your bewbs from beerzombie being nice, large and with the Dallas Cowboys on your nipple. I'd say there is absolutely nothing wrong with any of that and demand a return to the spotlight!

[NocturnalRob]

That's what I tell me as I cry myself to sleep at night.
I'm assuming this is normal for you.

[Some Rogue]

I'm assuming this is normal for you.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/I-WISH-I-COULD-FIND-BLISS-THROUGH-THIS-MIDLIFE-CRISIS.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

Uh yeah, no. It would literally be mole hills compared to mountains.

Apeshit. You have an awesome body. That was platonic as I typed it, now ... not so much, afk.

[Delias]

Apeshit. You have an awesome body. That was platonic as I typed it, now ... not so much, afk.

I have to agree. I think it's also a good time for me to go afk, now that I am reminded of how much I'd love to nail Dex.

[NocturnalRob]

I am reminded of how much I'd love to nail Dex.
To the wall? How many nails? Nail gun? Hammer?

[Drakefang]

http://i51.tinypic.com/b9ek5k.jpg

[diethx]

wat. I want some sexy man junk.

Straight girl gives this post two thumbs up.

[Drakefang]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2rdywc5.jpg

I already sent my pics out via that other thread a year ago. However, the above sort of works.

[Gnome Rage]

I would happily view man arms.

[Delias]

To the wall? How many nails? Nail gun? Hammer?

No- in a the same non-literal sense as screwing. I would do all sorts of metaphorical carpentry upon her.

[Drakefang]

I would happily view man arms.

This confuses me.

Are you asking for arms because you find them sexy?
Are you saying you want to see what the man is gripping with his arm?
Do you want forearms, up to the biceps or shoulders, too?

Men are so easy to please. Usually, you can satisfy all men with one or two picture locations....Women want eyes, teeth, arms, legs, hands, chests, abs....can't you just take the cock and be satisfied?

[NocturnalRob]

can't you just take the cock and be satisfied?
This has been the case with all the women I've encountered.

[Drakefang]

This has been the case with all the women I've encountered.

Well, GR wants your arms buddy.

[diethx]

I second the request for man arms.

[Delias]

I honestly think I am more comfortable showing my cock. It weirds me out that you want to see arms.

[Cephalopod]

Wasn't there a hands thread at one point?

[diethx]

Wasn't there a hands thread at one point?

Yeah.

Pretty sure Martaigne won that one hands down.

(OH OH OH LOL)

[Gnome Rage]

Arms are hot. I prefer forearms to biceps. I like when you grip your hand it and it makes the veins pop out, but not the inner forearm cause veins in wrists freak me out. So you have to be careful or else I might cry.

[Delias]

Arms are hot. I prefer forearms to biceps. I like when you grip your hand it and it makes the veins pop out, but not the inner forearm cause veins in wrists freak me out. So you have to be careful or else I might cry.

You're lucky that those are primary masturbation muscles. I predict a flood of well muscled forearms to the PC picture repository.

[NocturnalRob]

You're lucky that those are primary masturbation muscles. I predict a flood of well muscled forearms to the PC picture repository.
You're just lucky fleshlights don't get veins.

[Gnome Rage]

Thats why its so hot. The bigger the muscle the more potent the man! (or something like that)

[Delias]

You're just lucky fleshlights don't get veins.

I would never pay for a male masturbation aid when I can just use guilt to get a blowjob. Being married does have some benefits.

[Cephalopod]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5043hb331qzbp8xo1_500.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Fucking southpaw...


http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5043hb331qzbp8xo1_500.jpg

[Jayvn]

http://www.xamuel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/brooding-bird.jpg
AMIDOINITRITE GR?

[Gnome Rage]

So right.

[Hedensk]

I'm into arms, too. Arms and shoulders are my absolute favorite. <33333

Edited to add: if someone were so inclined to start a man arm thread to provide us ladies with fap material, that'd be awesome. Kthx.

[RichardCranium]

Please stop talking about arms and start honoring GR's request for mammaries.

[Gnome Rage]

I also requested arms.

[RichardCranium]

This is the titty thread.

[Gnome Rage]

No its a topless thread, which can include arms.

[RichardCranium]

No, it can't. A precedent has been established.

[Anebriated]

I would happily view man arms.

I mean Ive heard them called baby arms but I guess mines big enough to call it a man arm...

[BriarFox]

I'm into arms, too. Arms and shoulders are my absolute favorite. <33333

Edited to add: if someone were so inclined to start a man arm thread to provide us ladies with fap material, that'd be awesome. Kthx.

Dirty bathroom mirror photo, but with arm.

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab353/rrjudkins/photo-1.jpg


Now more bewbs, plz. PMs are good, too!