Current Pictures - You topless

[NocturnalRob]

"There's something wrong with her underpants."
"Yeah, they're not in my mouth."
Hahaha...love that line.

[Delias]

I felt it was a good time to break that one out.

[Hedensk]

Now lets compare this to the damage from the kid. Some things just never are the same. However sometimes things get better!

That photo is post-kid.

[Delias]

That photo is post-kid.

I... think I'm going to cry.

[TheEschaton]

Holy shit balls.

[Fatsix]

That photo is post-kid.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg153/tpaine13/Liar__by_is2boogleyfish.jpg


So then we need a pic of before the kid. Only way to tell

[NocturnalRob]

That photo is post-kid.
I don't believe you. May I propose an experiment between the two of us that would help prove this?

[Kuyuk]

I don't believe you. May I propose an experiment between the two of us that would help prove this?

Last time he suggested this to me, it involved a pixie stick, two marbles and a strip of bacon.


Hope it works out better for you than it did for me..

[NocturnalRob]

Last time he suggested this to me, it involved a pixie stick, two marbles and a strip of bacon.
That's what happens when I let you do all the shopping.

[Paradii]

Last time he suggested this to me, it involved a pixie stick, two marbles and a strip of bacon.


Hope it works out better for you than it did for me..

Is this a reference to his genitals?

[Hedensk]

An experiment? Please, elaborate. I was thinking that I could post some photos taken today, but if you have a better idea...


That other one was taken 2 weeks ago. Why so unbelievable? I'm too shallow to stay fat, ha.

[RichardCranium]

An experiment? Please, elaborate. I was thinking that I could post some photos taken today, but if you have a better idea...

It's not a complicated experiment, at all.

Step 1
Step 2
Repeat
??????
Profit

[AnticorRifling]

An experiment? Please, elaborate. I was thinking that I could post some photos taken today, but if you have a better idea...


That other one was taken 2 weeks ago. Why so unbelievable? I'm too shallow to stay fat, ha.

All of Rob's experiments involve penis, sometimes his, sometimes not. You've been warned. I just wish I'd had the same luxury.

AFK lotion on skin!

[diethx]

I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

lol

Also, I totally miss my razr. My current POS freezes all the time. :(

[NocturnalRob]

An experiment? Please, elaborate. I was thinking that I could post some photos taken today, but if you have a better idea...
How do you feel about another child? But to make it challenging, we should practice birth control. I think that would allow us to get to an appropriately significant sample size.

Then baby stuff.

Then we see if you snap back to sexy shape.

Experiment le fin.

Also, AR, you have an unhealthy fascination with my dick. Then again, so does your wife. Hence, her limp and lockjaw.

[Delias]

How do you feel about another child? But to make it challenging, we should practice birth control. I think that would allow us to get to an appropriately significant sample size.

Then baby stuff.

Then we see if you snap back to sexy shape.

Experiment le fin.

Also, AR, you have an unhealthy fascination with my dick. Then again, so does your wife. Hence, her limp and lockjaw.

She should have gotten that tetanus booster.

[TheEschaton]

Anyone who doesn't find Rucca attractive, is, in fact, a Communist and a charlatan.

Hope this makes you feel better, Rucca. Rep I got:

(Pos) Current Pictures - You... 11-29-2010 11:40 PM I'm actually a communist and would fuck the shit out of that girl.

[Hedensk]

How do you feel about another child? But to make it challenging, we should practice birth control. I think that would allow us to get to an appropriately significant sample size.

Then baby stuff.

Then we see if you snap back to sexy shape.

Experiment le fin.

Also, AR, you have an unhealthy fascination with my dick. Then again, so does your wife. Hence, her limp and lockjaw.


Lawl. Well, uh, I thought I wanted to have 2 kids but now I'm not sure. Absolutely not under the given circumstances, but who knows what the future holds.

Clever plan...what happens after I snap back into sexy shape? You set me free or I bake for all of eternity?

[Mike]

Clever plan...what happens after I snap back into sexy shape? You set me free or I bake for all of eternity?

He realizes you're more of a cunt than those 16 and pregnant girls, and sets you loose to cocktease a Dungeons & Dragons forum.

[diethx]

He realizes you're more of a cunt than those 16 and pregnant girls, and sets you loose to cocktease a Dungeons & Dragons forum.

Maci is so not a cunt.

[RichardCranium]

Maci is so not a cunt.

Don't worry about Mike, he's discovered that he can be a douchebag on the interwebz without getting his face caved in.

[NocturnalRob]

Lawl. Well, uh, I thought I wanted to have 2 kids but now I'm not sure. Absolutely not under the given circumstances, but who knows what the future holds.

Clever plan...what happens after I snap back into sexy shape? You set me free or I bake for all of eternity?
Depends on your baking prowess, I suppose. Any specialties? Also, I would have to know that your feet weren't all jacked up, since you'd be barefoot a lot.

I mean, I'm not prohibitively unattractive, and I have almost perfected the art of the high five. So I've got that going for me.

[diethx]

Don't worry about Mike, he's discovered that he can be a douchebag on the interwebz without getting his face caved in.

He's just trying to start a situation is all.

[Gnome Rage]

For sure this isn't what anyone expects, but there is side boob! (http://i52.tinypic.com/16apqq1.jpg)

It looks pretty freakin good. I have a close up (http://i53.tinypic.com/rlx1lg.jpg) buut I doubt anyone wants to see it.

ps. That second link is the close up, its semi-bloody but really clean in general. I don't think its particularly gory but ya know, this is my warning

[Warriorbird]

For sure this isn't what anyone expects, but there is side boob! (http://i52.tinypic.com/16apqq1.jpg)

It looks pretty freakin good. I have a close up (http://i53.tinypic.com/rlx1lg.jpg) buut I doubt anyone wants to see it.

ps. That second link is the close up, its semi-bloody but really clean in general. I don't think its particularly gory but ya know, this is my warning

Are you going to disgorge aliens or something? That looks like you got Plan 9-ed from Outer Space.

[Gnome Rage]

If I knew what you were talking about I'd answer you. But I assume it looks like someone performed alien experiments on me?

[Stanley Burrell]

For sure this isn't what anyone expects, but there is side boob! (http://i52.tinypic.com/16apqq1.jpg)

It looks pretty freakin good. I have a close up (http://i53.tinypic.com/rlx1lg.jpg) buut I doubt anyone wants to see it.

ps. That second link is the close up, its semi-bloody but really clean in general. I don't think its particularly gory but ya know, this is my warning

You don't fool me, Cylon.

Someone get me a weapon from Krull.

[Fatsix]

You don't fool me, Cylon.

Someone get me a weapon from Krull.

The glaive.

[Stanley Burrell]

The glaive.

I like the staff weapon, but yeah, the glaive's gonna have to be what it boils down to.

[iJin]

If I knew what you were talking about I'd answer you. But I assume it looks like someone performed alien experiments on me?

Atleast that doesn't look like a goddamn vagina. When I got my appendectomy, I got blessed with another vagina on my side of my stomach. :(

[Caetul]

For sure this isn't what anyone expects, but there is side boob! (http://i52.tinypic.com/16apqq1.jpg)

It looks pretty freakin good. I have a close up (http://i53.tinypic.com/rlx1lg.jpg) buut I doubt anyone wants to see it.

ps. That second link is the close up, its semi-bloody but really clean in general. I don't think its particularly gory but ya know, this is my warning

Suave Soft Soap. Nice.

[4a6c1]

If I was you I would make everyone call me Frankenbitch.

[Delias]

Atleast that doesn't look like a goddamn vagina. When I got my appendectomy, I got blessed with another vagina on my side of my stomach. :(

You should have started a website called "Four holes Filled."

[Gnome Rage]

Atleast that doesn't look like a goddamn vagina. When I got my appendectomy, I got blessed with another vagina on my side of my stomach. :(

Maybe it will once the steri-strips holding it together come off.

[AnticorRifling]

Atleast that doesn't look like a goddamn vagina. When I got my appendectomy, I got blessed with another vagina on my side of my stomach. :(

Mmm love holes.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Mmm love holes.

She sent me a picture on my cellphone and I responded with "WHY YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR GASH?"

Woops.

[AnticorRifling]

Lol terrific.

[iJin]

lol.


SHE ASKED FOR IT.

[Latrinsorm]

This is a picture of me topless.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v456/johnnyoldschool/yesIknowmytowelsareuneven-1.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

Nice nails <3 No nips! SHOW NIPPLE

[Kuyuk]

hahahahaha. Love the fingernails.

I'll play.

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/5/4/7/25478/o/T/F/p/oTFp/DSCF5479_m.jpg

[Gnome Rage]

Nice cropping. Who did you send the schlong picture to!?

[Kuyuk]

Nice cropping. Who did you send the schlong picture to!?

Ha, actually there is no real schlong photo... just a tiny bit of the base which I didnt feel appropriate to share at this time.

PM ME FOR IT THOUGH.

[Gnome Rage]

Ha, actually there is no real schlong photo... just a tiny bit of the base which I didnt feel appropriate to share at this time.

PM ME FOR IT THOUGH.

LOL I'm good. Nice nips

[pabstblueribbon]

Girly men.

[Sweets]

hahahahaha. Love the fingernails.

I'll play.

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/KuyukPC/DSCF5479.jpg

I like where this is going.....

[Parkbandit]

God.. leave it to Latrinsorm and Kuyuk to queer up a thread dedicated to topless females.

Dear Kuyuk.. why do you shave your armpits?

[NocturnalRob]

Dear Kuyuk.. why do you shave your armpits?
This. Also, where the fuck is your chest hair?

Puberty is going to blow your mind.

[Cephalopod]

If I'm not mistaken, didn't Kuyuk say a while back he doesn't grow hair there due to his spina-somethingorother? Or am I just high?

...can we get some fem-boobs to balance this out, plz?

[NocturnalRob]

If I'm not mistaken, didn't Kuyuk say a while back he doesn't grow hair there due to his spina-somethingorother? Or am I just high?
Can't it be both?

[pabstblueribbon]

I tried to edit it out with the little.. anyways.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/007.jpg

Enjoy.

[NocturnalRob]

hrmmm...I like.

[Wyrmx]

Very nice indeed.

[Androidpk]

Who is that?

[pabstblueribbon]

Who is that?

Zoey.

[Androidpk]

Zoey.

And..who is that?

[pabstblueribbon]

And..who is that?

Just a girl I know. This one is my favorite.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/009.jpg

Thats it. You don't get to see anymore.

[Androidpk]

Just a girl I know. This one is my favorite.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/009.jpg

Thats it. You don't get to see anymore.

Soooo are you tapping that or fapping to that? If it's the latter don't bother answering, that just not as exciting.

[pabstblueribbon]

Soooo are you tapping that or fapping to that? If it's the latter don't bother answering, that just not as exciting.

Uh. Why would you be excited either way? Fucking weirdo.

She's my future ex wife.

[Androidpk]

Uh. Why would you be excited either way? Fucking weirdo.

She's my future ex wife.

Cause she's hot?

[NocturnalRob]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/007.jpg
Weak.

[pabstblueribbon]

Weak.

Whats weak?

[Kuyuk]

that it's been removed

[pabstblueribbon]

that it's been removed

Fucking fascists.

Rob was probably mid fap too. Sorry man.

[NocturnalRob]

Fucking fascists.

Rob was probably mid fap too. Sorry man.
Mid-4th fap. Obviously.

[iJin]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2479/snapshot20101217.jpg

There you go. The Downward Spiral.


Omg, that black piece of thread on my shirt is bugging. BUGGING. K, bed time.

[Blushy]

I want to desecrate you.

[Delias]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2479/snapshot20101217.jpg

There you go. The Downward Spiral.


Omg, that black piece of thread on my shirt is bugging. BUGGING. K, bed time.

I wish you luck in dealing with your future regrets.

[diethx]

NICE

[Androidpk]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2479/snapshot20101217.jpg



I want to desecrate you.

Like an animal.

[Warriorbird]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2479/snapshot20101217.jpg

There you go. The Downward Spiral.


Omg, that black piece of thread on my shirt is bugging. BUGGING. K, bed time.

Awesome. I like that it's not just lettering too.

[Kuyuk]

I'm curious to understand why she's wearing a shirt - and/or bra. specially in this thread!

[Tisket]

I think Jin has the best cleavage I've seen posted on the PC thus far.

Those of you ladies with large mammaries can always try to prove me wrong though.

[4a6c1]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2479/snapshot20101217.jpg

There you go. The Downward Spiral.


Omg, that black piece of thread on my shirt is bugging. BUGGING. K, bed time.

Om nom nom.

[pabstblueribbon]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2479/snapshot20101217.jpg

There you go. The Downward Spiral.


Omg, that black piece of thread on my shirt is bugging. BUGGING. K, bed time.

I like your boobs.




* Bonus points if you can guess the movie reference.

[LadyLaphrael]

I like your boobs.

Didn't your dad, like...stab your mom?

[Kuyuk]

I like your boobs.




* Bonus points if you can guess the movie reference.

Dumb and Dumber?

[pabstblueribbon]

Dumb and Dumber?

Nope, Laph got it though.

Donnie Darko

[NocturnalRob]

I like your boobs.
Donnie Darko.

edit: Shit. WAIT FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO SHOW HOW MANY MOVIE QUOTES THEY KNOW PLEASE!

edit #2:
"My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems."
"Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?"
"He stabbed my mom four times in the chest."
"Oh."

[Rucca]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2479/snapshot20101217.jpg

There you go. The Downward Spiral.


Omg, that black piece of thread on my shirt is bugging. BUGGING. K, bed time.

Hot, Jin.

I really love sexy button down shirts. <3

[LMingrone]

I think i need my man card taken away. I noticed the shell first. Then I realized the Golden Triangle does indeed lead to the promised land. Time to go watch Pi again.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Golden_triangle_and_Fibonacci_spiral.svg/200px-Golden_triangle_and_Fibonacci_spiral.svg.png

[Skeeter]

I have no idea what that means.

[LMingrone]

Golden Triangle/Ratio. Math in nature..blah blah blah. I have it tattooed over my heart. Not a shell, the equation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_triangle_%28mathematics%29

[iJin]

....your man card please.

[4a6c1]

Golden Triangle/Ratio. Math in nature..blah blah blah. I have it tattooed over my heart. Not a shell, the equation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_triangle_%28mathematics%29

boner

[Paradii]

....your man card please.

Uh, there's nothing more manly than math, due to the fact women can't do it for shit.

[4a6c1]

Uh, there's nothing more manly than math, due to the fact women can't do it for shit.

:blah:

[Delias]

Golden Triangle/Ratio. Math in nature..blah blah blah. I have it tattooed over my heart. Not a shell, the equation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_triangle_%28mathematics%29

I support your math based tattoo. At least it will always mean exactly the same thing.

[Warriorbird]

:blah:

I see your Bla Bla Bla.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

[Asha]

I see your Bla Bla Bla.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

Like

[Blushy]

I support your math based tattoo. At least it will always mean exactly the same thing.
I have a Math tattoo, but it's nowhere near as aesthetically pleasing.

[Hedensk]

So...have I spammed this thread too much?

[Hips]

So...have I spammed this thread too much?

No.

[AMUSED1]

So...have I spammed this thread too much?

Never.

[Delias]

So...have I spammed this thread too much?

It's all going into a file for my eventual "But your honor, she was totally askin for it" defense.

[Cephalopod]

So...have I spammed this thread too much?

I was hoping something would come after this...

[that's what she said?]

[Blushy]

No.

Never.

PLZ POST MOAR NAKID PIX THX!!1
See? I told you. Duh.

[Hedensk]

Here's 5 months post-partum.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/seventy.jpg

[Delarock]

nice.

[Ryvicke]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/nobody_boy/SPADEREVEEVE.jpg

[DCSL]

Ha ha, thousands of women HATE you for how hot you look so soon after babymaking. MILF!

[NocturnalRob]

Your abs are legit.

[Hedensk]

I would like to add that I gained 70 pounds in my pregnancy and he was 9.5 pounds by c-section.

[NocturnalRob]

he was 9.5 pounds by c-section.
Pfft...I was 10 pounds by c-section. I'd beat your kid up on the playground and steal his milk money.

[Latrinsorm]

10 pounds 11 ounces, natural birth WHAT.

I'm man enough to admit that Hedensk pulled that pose off better than I did: well done.

[DCSL]

Pfft...I was 10 pounds by c-section. I'd beat your kid up on the playground and steal his milk money.

His name is Bjorn. He's automatically way more badass.

[Drew]

I was 9 pounds 6 but I was over 3 weeks post-mature. What can I say, I liked it in there.

[Delias]

His name is Bjorn. He's automatically way more badass.

Constantly launching hit and run raids from the back of his dragon-headed bicycle...

[Hedensk]

I tried to go natural. Went 12 hours of hard labor without drugs before I
buckled. Then 14 more hours plus 4 hours of unproductive pushing before they cut me off.

[NocturnalRob]

before they cut me off.
Bartenders try to do that to me too. Bastards.

[Hedensk]

86'd!!

[NocturnalRob]

There's always another bar!

[DCSL]

There's always another bar!

Speaking of, Jay says I need to go drinking with you and convince all the bartenders that you beat me all the time and I need five shots RIGHT NOW to make it better. He wants to share the pain. Although I never said that he beat me. They just assumed.

[NocturnalRob]

They just assumed.
Yeah, he does have that look...

[Ryvicke]

And then she said you only wear Hermes and would never be mistaken for a beater.

Whatever though dudes. Let's just fucking go do that.

[diethx]

And then she said you only wear Hermes and would never be mistaken for a beater.

He doesn't beat, he just emotionally abuses.

[NocturnalRob]

He doesn't beat, he just emotionally abuses.
Easier to hide the bruising.

[Hedensk]

And then she said you only wear Hermes and would never be mistaken for a beater.

Whatever though dudes. Let's just fucking go do that.

Plane ticket, plox.

[Ryvicke]

Plane ticket, plox.

Redeem plane ticket here:

http://tinyurl.com/jegvilikkedele

[Blushy]

Here's 5 months post-partum.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/seventy.jpg
The whole rep system is broken; I can't rep you again for being hot.

More importantly, here's that picture on this, page, too.

[DCSL]

Plane ticket, plox.

YES. Please vacation in NYC.

[Hedensk]

I was thinking about it, in the spring for a couple days. There's a guy I wanna get tattooed by. And I also want to make out with New York.

[DCSL]

I was thinking about it, in the spring for a couple days. There's a guy I wanna get tattooed by. And I also want to make out with New York.

DO EET.

[Warriorbird]

I was thinking about it, in the spring for a couple days. There's a guy I wanna get tattooed by. And I also want to make out with New York.

I'm sure you could totally prevent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hANCWALVrWU

[NocturnalRob]

NYC rules.

[Back]

I was thinking about it, in the spring for a couple days. There's a guy I wanna get tattooed by. And I also want to make out with New York.

If its Anil Gupta (http://www.anilgupta.com/), call ahead. He is booked at least three months in advance.

[NocturnalRob]

If its Anil Gupta (http://www.anilgupta.com/), call ahead. He is booked at least three months in advance.
Yeah, she appears as though she needs help navigating the world of ink...

Thank goodness you're here to help!!

[Back]

Yeah, she appears as though she needs help navigating the world of ink...

Thank goodness you're here to help!!

Always happy to help if I can. It beats being a miserable cunt like yourself.

[NocturnalRob]

a miserable cunt
Isn't that one of those things that smells like a burning cigar?

[Back]

Isn't that one of those things that smells like a burning cigar?

Try smelling one for yourself sometime instead of reading about it on the internet!

[NocturnalRob]

Try smelling one for yourself sometime instead of reading about it on the internet!
Right. Because I'm the one who made an idiotic comment about pussy that let everyone infer that:
1) You're a total fucking moron.
2) You've never actually been close enough to pussy to smell one OR
3) The pussy you're actually around is moldy and you need to get a refund.

Although I suppose your olfactory nerves could be damaged from repeated head trauma. Must have been all the balls to the chin.

[diethx]

Wait, Backlash actually said vagina smells like burning cigars?

[NocturnalRob]

Wait, Backlash actually said vagina smells like burning cigars?
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1210639&postcount=18


I’m not going to lie. While I do enjoy the ritual, the smoke, the paraphernalia and ash... to me, a good fresh cigar smells and tastes like sweet pussy. Am I wrong?

[diethx]

.................................................. .....

[NocturnalRob]

.................................................. .....
Right.

[Back]

Right. Because I'm the one who made an idiotic comment about pussy that let everyone infer that:
1) You're a total fucking moron.
2) You've never actually been close enough to pussy to smell one OR
3) The pussy you're actually around is moldy and you need to get a refund.

Although I suppose your olfactory nerves could be damaged from repeated head trauma. Must have been all the balls to the chin.

I like the refund jab. Well done!

Not sure whats got you so freaked out but whatever. You’ve actually got me thinking that you have no clue whatsoever pussy tastes like and have never had a decent cigar. Quite an assault leads me to think you are extremely insecure with yourself. Chill bro, life ain’t that tough.

[Kuyuk]

He also hangs out with "kids"...

which is funny, because I thought they tasted more fresh when they were younger?

[NocturnalRob]

Chill bro, life ain’t that tough.
No, you're totally right. Especially compared to the difficulties you must face going through life thinking that pussy tastes and smells like a cigar.

[Back]

No, you're totally right. Especially compared to the difficulties you must face going through life thinking that pussy tastes and smells like a cigar.

Actually the other way around.

So, the question then becomes... what do you think most closely resembles the best pussy you’ve ever eaten? Not to be confused with dick which you could very possibly enjoy in your mouth more.

[Cephalopod]

I think we're about ten posts away from a 'yo momma' fight.
http://i.imgur.com/Ue5hb.jpg

[Drevihyin]

Wait, Backlash actually said vagina smells like burning cigars?


Hey ask Bill Clinton!

[Blushy]

http://i.imgur.com/Ue5hb.jpg
Why would you need a recursive function to compute her mass?

[NocturnalRob]

Blather
Sigh...Backlash, pussy tastes like pussy. Sometimes it's earthy. Sometimes it's more acidic. Sometimes it's sweeter. Sometimes it tastes like nothing. Sometimes it tastes like something.

What I know for certain is that it NEVER tastes like a fucking cigar.

[Delias]

I'm seeing an awful lot of arguing and absolutely no titties. Knock it the fuck off.

[diethx]

Sometimes it's earthy.

UMAMI PUSSY.... ON THE NEXT IRON CHEF AMERICA!

[Cephalopod]

I'm seeing an awful lot of arguing and absolutely no titties. Knock it the fuck off.

I was going to make this argument, but then I just went back and looked at Hedensk's post-partum hotness and forgot.

[Back]

I'm seeing an awful lot of arguing and absolutely no titties. Knock it the fuck off.

Yeah, less dick, more tit.

[4a6c1]

moar viking boobs

[Delias]

moar viking boobs

That's one shield maiden I'd like to spear.

[Sean]

Sigh...Backlash, pussy tastes like pussy. Sometimes it's earthy. Sometimes it's more acidic. Sometimes it's sweeter. Sometimes it tastes like nothing. Sometimes it tastes like something.

What I know for certain is that it NEVER tastes like a fucking cigar.

To be fair, Beth's vagina probably smelled like a burnt cigar.

[Kuyuk]

To be fair, Beth's vagina probably smelled like a burnt cigar.

zing.

[BriarFox]

Don't pick on Back just because his knowledge of pussy comes from a Thai prostitute who specialized in smoking cigars with her twat.

[Sean]

Don't pick on Back just because his knowledge of pussy comes from a Thai prostitute who specialized in smoking cigars with her twat.

I actually don't have Backlash like everyone else seems to, he actually seems like a pretty decent guy. I just can't pass up layup jokes about Beth's stanky vagina.

[Rucca]

Don't pick on Back just because his knowledge of pussy comes from a Thai prostitute who specialized in smoking cigars with her twat.

Burrrnnnnnn!

[Kuyuk]

Burrrnnnnnn!

Hm, was it? I thought it was just smoking.... now beth's vagina could possibly smell like burnt flesh from all the PC pistoning penises

[Rucca]

Neg - Current Pictures - You... 12-23-2010 05:03 PM kill me - your daughter

LOLOL. Just for this...I'm gonna post another pic in this thread. Thanks for the hate! <3

Just need to figure out how to do it without my phone in the picture. :D

[Smythe]

Hire yerself a perfessional. An' don' kill 'er!

- Smythe

[Androidpk]

Just need to figure out how to do it without my phone in the picture. :D

Be right over.

[Rucca]

Be right over.

Thanks!

Oh and before I bestow my Christmas gift, I'd like to say...you are one sexy mama Hedensk! You know I adore you. :)

[Rucca]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

http://i.imgur.com/4uRlY.jpg

[Hedensk]

...!!!!!!!

[Caetul]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

http://i.imgur.com/4uRlY.jpg

Your name isn't Nicki by chance, is it? lol

Odd question, but it would be even more odd if it was, and you turned out to be a recent ex of mine, considering the package looks pretty similar...

[Bobmuhthol]

God damn.

[BriarFox]

Very nice, Rucca!

[DCSL]

Fuck yeah. We have some volcanic-hot moms on the PC.

[AMUSED1]

Absolutely amazing.

[pabstblueribbon]

A ten, a fucking ten.

You can't hear it but I'm making motorboat noises right meow.

[4a6c1]

Damn Rucca. I cant even open that right now. WHY OH WHY. nngghhh

[Cephalopod]

My plodderpooz is turgid.

[Warriorbird]

Damn Rucca. I cant even open that right now. WHY OH WHY. nngghhh

It made my holiday brighter.

[NocturnalRob]

I would like to hang out with you socially.

[Androidpk]

:bananahit:

[Cephalopod]

I would like to hang out with you socially.

This may well be the highest compliment I have ever seen Rob give, other than to Anticor.

[SHAFT]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

http://i.imgur.com/4uRlY.jpg

Fucking excellent. If you and I are ever in the same place together I shall buy you a cocktail. But you can't have the good stuff.

[Dayko]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

http://i.imgur.com/4uRlY.jpg

whoa-ho ho :bananahit:

[Delias]

Rucca, I want you to know that I just watched Tron: Legacy and Olivia Wilde was making me have longings. You just put those longings from my mind, with even greater longings. If you ever wish to turn my longings into schlongings, let me know.

[Blushy]

I work at a K-12 school, so I consider myself somewhat of a connoisseur of milfs; therefore, I feel there's a certain amount of weight behind my saying: Damn, you two.

[phantasm]

You just made working at a K-12 school sound respectable. Good work.

[kookiegod]

Damn honey...

Just wow.

Happy happy joy joy...

[Kuyuk]

I thought we got to unwrap presents at christmas?

Does this mean the bows come off in a day?? :)

[Kuyuk]

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/2/5/4/7/25478/p/i/h/q/pihq/scarve_s.jpg

My lady friend.

Merry XXX-mas.

[Stanley Burrell]

Every time I post in this thread it's a sin, because it takes away from the boobage. Just; Hedensk, Rucca-lady: Nice. You are also a beautiful woman, Truffle-man.

[Gnome Rage]

There is no competition with you wimminz, so I will just post this.

You have lovely bodies and personalities, you should be proud. :)

[4a6c1]

Every time I post in this thread it's a sin, because it takes away from the boobage. Just; Hedensk, Rucca-lady: Nice. You are also a beautiful woman, Truffle-man


Just in case anybody missed it. SB posted that he thinks Kuyuk is hot.

And Rucca ... damn.

[pabstblueribbon]

Just in case anybody missed it. SB posted that he thinks Kuyuk is hot.

And Rucca ... damn.

I know bro. They're like magnets: how do they work?

They defy gravity. And when I look at them a great feeling of calm enters my being and for that fleeting moment, I know that there is hope for this world.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this.. I should just stop now.

[Kuyuk]

Just in case anybody missed it. SB posted that he thinks Kuyuk is hot.

And Rucca ... damn.

I take all compliments.

And SB is probably very handsome as well, however the fungi on his feet are a little turnoff for me.......

But I can work around it.

[NocturnalRob]

This may well be the highest compliment I have ever seen Rob give, other than to Anticor.
It came from the heart...of my pants region.

I like the wrapping too. Very minimalist.

[pabstblueribbon]

It came from the heart...of my pants region.

I like the wrapping too. Very minimalist.

You could have at least gotten a box. There's only like 3 goddamn steps after all.

[Drew]

Did you add the circles or did she? Also did you add the wedding ring?

[Androidpk]

I added them.

[Ryvicke]

I added them.

You're a thoughtful guy.

[Gnome Rage]

I wonder if she gave permission...

I saved it so I'm cool with pointing this out.

[Androidpk]

I wonder if she gave permission...

I saved it so I'm cool with pointing this out.

She did. Don't confuse me for Kuyuk.

[Gnome Rage]

Is this the hot married one?

[Androidpk]

Yes.

[Blushy]

I hereby officially threaten to add more man-chest to this thread if you ladies don't get crackin'.

P.S. If you're worried about "spamming" this thread, don't be.

[Stanley Burrell]

My lovely friend.

http://i52.tinypic.com/23vxbtw.jpg

You jizz in MS-Paint black. With filled-in circle effect. Demon.

[Androidpk]

Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'g!

[Drew]

I request more Rucca.

[Delias]

I request more Rucca.

Seconded.

[Blushy]

Ewglu phln'slghn hngl'wi. Krha'gr br'clnuilha wgah'rly'ueh v'glua n'g!
Common, motherfucker. Do you speak it?!

[DCSL]

I hereby officially threaten to add more man-chest to this thread if you ladies don't get crackin'.

P.S. If you're worried about "spamming" this thread, don't be.

I, for one, am okay with that. Especially if you're still in the same shape you were when the picture for your avatar was taken.

Although I'd really like more tits 'n' tats.

[Androidpk]

Common, motherfucker. Do you speak it?!

I'm down with Common.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo7FpI8MmmE

[diethx]

I, for one, am okay with that. Especially if you're still in the same shape you were when the picture for your avatar was taken.

Yah not much of a threat.

[Blushy]

K, fine, how about...

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[Hedensk]

K, fine, how about...

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Laaaaaame. Just do eeeet!

[DCSL]

K, fine, how about...

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Already shown plenty, so it's time for you to pony up, my friend.

[Paradii]

Don't encourage more male nudity, ladies. Or else.

[Gnome Rage]

I am pro male nudity.

[WRoss]

Hopefully by Wednesday I'll have something to post here :x

.

[Blushy]

Pony:

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/919/60219955.jpg



All right, ladies, let's see some more skin. I'm looking at you, Hedensk.

[Skeeter]

I just threw up in my mouth.

[Hedensk]

Mkay.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/two.jpg

[Blushy]

That's drool, fucker, not throw-up.

And (thank you)*10^9.

[AMUSED1]

Such beautiful eyes. Apparently I have to whore my rep about more, so let this be it instead!

[DCSL]

Pony:

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/919/60219955.jpg



All right, ladies, let's see some more skin. I'm looking at you, Hedensk.

I can't rep you again yet, so I'll just say WOO! I dunno about anyone else but I'm hearing Ginuwine's "Pony" in my head about now.

[Gnome Rage]

.

THAT DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS THREAD

:nono:

[Sile]

Mkay.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/two.jpg


.... Wow

[Gnome Rage]

I like how you do your makeup. You have a good face for it. I just look like a hooker :x

[Bobmuhthol]

You are what you look like, as they say.

[NocturnalRob]

THAT DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS THREAD

Neither does #5712.

[Blushy]

Neither does #5712.
Dude, it got us #5714. If it were goatse, it'd still be worth it.

[NocturnalRob]

Dude, it got us #5714. If it were goatse, it'd still be worth it.
Only Methais would agree with you on that one.

Speaking of which, WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GUY??!?!

[Kuyuk]

Man attacked in attempted robbery near hot dog stand


Around 11am on Sunday 30 December 2010, the offenders grabbed the man by the throat and demanded his money on Victoria Square.
The attack was interrupted by another man who saw what was happening and the two men left in the direction of McDonalds empty handed.
The incident took place next to the Hot Diggity hot dog stand.
The offenders were described as white and in their early 20s.
One was wearing a grey and yellow stripy jumper and carrying a JD Sports bag.
Police are appealing for a man to come forward who may hold vital information about who is responsible for the attack.
He had a moustache and told another witness that he recorded everything on his mobile phone.
Anyone with information can contact the Bolton Neighbourhood Policing Team.
Alternatively call Crimestoppers.


http://www.themissinglist.co.uk/police-appeal/man-attacked-in-attempted-robbery-near-hot-dog-stand-bolton






That quote is mostly true, only a few minor details were altered.

[NocturnalRob]

Wow. He's already expanded his operation overseas? That's fantastic. But why Bolton?

[Kuyuk]

He heard there was a crazy brit in need of american meat.

[diethx]

Pony:

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/919/60219955.jpg

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[Gnome Rage]

Neither does #5712.

lies. YOU topless doesn't mean FEMALE topless.

[NocturnalRob]

lies. YOU topless doesn't mean FEMALE topless.
I would not disagree with that.

[Delias]

It was implied.

[NocturnalRob]

It was implied.
You're an inanimate fucking object!!

[Blushy]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Thank you, ma'am. And thank you for partially mitigating the massive rep hit I took for that post.

[Delias]

I could use some cheering up. Boobs please.

[Tisket]

I could use some cheering up. Boobs please.

Stop being so needy. For a huge boob just check out Iorakemoron's avatar.

[Delias]

Stop being so needy. For a huge boob just check out Iorakemoron's avatar.

I can't look at retarded ones.

[AnticorRifling]

I can't look at retarded ones.

But you know the retarded ones are going to be moaners.

[NocturnalRob]

But you know the retarded ones are going to be moaners.
Hell called. Your suite is ready.

[AnticorRifling]

Hell called. Your suite is ready.

I didn't even mention the potential fun of getting a drooly blow job. I was being good damnit!

[NocturnalRob]

I didn't even mention the potential fun of getting a drooly blow job.
Get your wife drunk.

[Delias]

But, I am sad, and the only thing that can cheer me is pitytitty.

[Celephais]

You are what you look like, as they say.

Lol at the self pwn.

[Kuyuk]

Shit, it's Cel!

[Drakefang]

I miss Nikki's sweet mountainous mammories.

[Parkbandit]

I miss Nikki's sweet mountainous mammories.

What happened to these beauties?

http://www.beerzombie.com/boob/Bokertal.jpg

[Drakefang]

What, I can't still like looking at other women's breasts?

Additionally, I miss hers because she is the most likely to display hers again. Bravo, Nikki.

[Asha]

Fang, your football - sniper gif is amazing

[Kuyuk]

Fang, your football - sniper gif is amazing

Agreed.

[waywardgs]

Soccer players are such drama queens.

[NocturnalRob]

Soccer players are such drama queens.
Right...

http://juiceboxdotcom.com/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images//a-rod-slap.jpg

[waywardgs]

Haha... fair enough.