Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

…like I said, you know a Republican is president when Democrats pretend to give a shit again about the US getting involved in wars or bombing countries.

A party of hypocritical retards.

Like how fucking stupid do you have to be to be a Democrat at this point?

I honestly have zero respect for them.

[Tgo01]

Maybe don't treat human beings like shit and you won't have to wear a mask.

I also love the implication here.

"Daddy, why are those police officers wearing masks?"
"Because if we knew who they were we would beat the shit out of them! Maybe threaten their families too!"
"But, I thought we loved the police now?"
"Shut up! You are having your surgery tomorrow to remove your penis, and no daughter of mine will talk back to me like that!"

[Suppressed Poet]

You're not getting it. One person does not represent an entire group. You are trying to take an exception and make it the rule. You are politicizing the actions of criminals/psychos for political purposes. It's disingenuous, dangerous, and wrong.

I’ll put it this way. I know you would never have planned or be the one to pull the trigger on Trump’s assassination attempt in Pennsylvania, but nothing you can say will convince me that secretly in your bones you wished the bullet had impacted Trump one inch further to his left. After all Trump is literally Hitler, right? It would be morally questionable to not want to assassinate Hitler before he came into power.

[Back]

I’ll put it this way. I know you would never have planned or be the one to pull the trigger on Trump’s assassination attempt in Pennsylvania, but nothing you can say will convince me that secretly in your bones you wished the bullet had impacted Trump one inch further to his left. After all Trump is literally Hitler, right? It would be morally questionable to not want to assassinate Hitler before he came into power.

Well that's your insanity not the reality. Can't help you with that brother. If you listen to what I actually say instead of what other people think I say or what you imagine I might say you might not be so confused.

[Suppressed Poet]

Well that's your insanity not the reality. Can't help you with that brother. If you listen to what I actually say instead of what other people think I say or what you imagine I might say you might not be so confused.

So if you had the opportunity to time travel back to 1933 to secretly assassinate Adolf Hitler, thus (presumably) preventing the Holocaust and WW2, you wouldn’t take that opportunity to spare millions of lives from certain death? I know I would.

[Parkbandit]

So if you had the opportunity to time travel back to 1933 to secretly assassinate Adolf Hitler, thus (presumably) preventing the Holocaust and WW2, you wouldn’t take that opportunity to spare millions of lives from certain death? I know I would.

He would be too busy reporting Anne Frank's whereabouts to the Nazis.

[~Rocktar~]

So if you had the opportunity to time travel back to 1933 to secretly assassinate Adolf Hitler, thus (presumably) preventing the Holocaust and WW2, you wouldn’t take that opportunity to spare millions of lives from certain death? I know I would.

With the people surrounding Hitler, unless you got him a lot sooner, it may not have changed much, if anything. Say, 1919 or or slightly after.

[Suppressed Poet]

With the people surrounding Hitler, unless you got him a lot sooner, it may not have changed much, if anything. Say, 1919 or or slightly after.

I would agree, but this is a hypothetical question for Back. Either Back can confirm that Trump = Hitler aka evil reincarnated in which case he would be willing to murder him, or Trump really isn’t all those terrible things and he doesn’t deserve to be assassinated. I suspect he is just going to ignore the question though.

[Methais]

Maybe don't treat human beings like shit and you won't have to wear a mask.

Doxxing people is something pieces of shit do.

[~Rocktar~]

You're not getting it. One person does not represent an entire group. You are trying to take an exception and make it the rule. You are politicizing the actions of criminals/psychos for political purposes. It's disingenuous, dangerous, and wrong.

I had to come back to this.

"One person does not represent an entire group." Except when it's a man, a bad cop, a white guy that commits a heinous crime, a Republican, any idiot on TV that might somehow be considered conservative, the list goes on. You hypocritical piece of crap, labeling all conservatives or Republicans as whatever negative thing because one person does something bad is the Leftist bread and butter attack.