Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Neveragain]

The economy is simply detoxing.

Back and all of his fellow NPCs shrieking all day are just withdrawal symptoms.

I would like to see the markets drop another 15% maybe even 20%, then outlaw the practice of barrowing money against stock-based compensation, cut the vast majority of foreign aid, cut military spending by 300 billion and pass a massive infrastructure bill that would make the golden age of Rome blush.

Sadly, Southern Republicans and the Democrat insane asylum want the country to remain retarded.

America should be building pyramids and shit.