Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

His new reality teevee show premiered this week. I haven't seen it. It began filming prior to his criminal trial. I'll be interested to see the trial from that point of view.

No one cares that he has a show.

No one cares that you haven't seen it on your "teevee" because only a person with a 3rd grade intellect with some serious estrogen issues would type out "teevee"

[Parkbandit]

More likely, it's the work of a bitter, childish and emotionally unbalanced programmer that should end up costing the company millions if not billions in fines, lawsuits and lost sales. As it should.

Bingo.

Apple just announced it's going to spend 500 billion in the US over the next 4 years: https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/...xt-four-years/

It was just a blue haired liberal loser programmer who did it. Someone like cLyDeR, only with a brain.

[Methais]

More likely, it's the work of a bitter, childish and emotionally unbalanced programmer that should end up costing the company millions if not billions in fines, lawsuits and lost sales. As it should.

So someone like ClydeR, but who actually has a job, coding skills, isn't hiding under his adult sized crib since 2020 wrapped up in masks, and is capable of interacting with other people in person without screaming uncontrollably.


EDIT:

Someone like cLyDeR, only with a brain.

Stop beating me to the punch.

[Parkbandit]

Stop beating me to the punch.

[Suppressed Poet]

[Gelston]

In similar news, Dan Crenshaw was caught on video threatening to kill Tucker Carlson if he ever met him. What a disappointment for the Republican Party. He was supposed to be the chosen one, but instead we got an angry self-serving one-eyed pirate RINO.

https://x.com/StevenEdginton/status/1894032897197121874

Well, he supported anti-firearms legislation and then backtracked and is now just a piece of shit.

[Parkbandit]

Well, he supported anti-firearms legislation and then backtracked and is now just a piece of shit.

100%

I used to like him when he first came to Congress.. but the more we found out about him, the less and less I respected him.

[Methais]

[~Rocktar~]

100%

I used to like him when he first came to Congress.. but the more we found out about him, the less and less I respected him.

Yep

[~Rocktar~]