Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[joeyb]

That'd be kind of tough since we live together but aside from that, holy fucking shit this has to be the absolute most amount of projecting I've ever seen you do by a huge amount lmfaoooo especially the "obsession" part after you've literally spent the past 10+ years being obsessed with me across your 945873223042 different retarded banned macguyver accounts, but whatever you have to tell yourself to be able to wake up the next DAY and suck more dick in the morning for minimum wage. What a fucking weird as shit deranged literal cocksucking loser you are please never stop posting at least not until Seran gets his retard mojo back.

Hey Seran, get your shit together because you're dangerously close to losing your retard belt. But at least it will be the first time macguyver has ever succeeded at anything that didn't involve draining some dude's balls.

lol you're so pathetic. i call you obsessed, you call me obsessed. i call you fat, you call me fat. i call you an incel, you call me an incel. i call you weird, you call me weird. no wonder you work for a fucking call center and have to sell silvers in a 30+ year old text based online game just to get by.

and what's up Methais. this "chick" of yours, 10 years and no ring on the finger? hmm, wonder why. you do post about dicks a lot. is she your beard or does she not want to commit to a fat incel weirdo who works for a call center?

you fucking fat incel weirdo lol

[Methais]

lol you're so pathetic. i call you obsessed, you call me obsessed. i call you fat, you call me fat. i call you an incel, you call me an incel. i call you weird, you call me weird. no wonder you work for a fucking call center and have to sell silvers in a 30+ year old text based online game just to get by.

and what's up Methais. this "chick" of yours, 10 years and no ring on the finger? hmm, wonder why. you do post about dicks a lot. is she your beard or does she not want to commit to a fat incel weirdo who works for a call center?

you fucking fat incel weirdo lol

People here have been calling out your obsession literally for the past decade while you just started trying to play that card recently because you're fucking retarded but okay sure lmfao fucking idiot. I don't recall calling you fat, but you probably are since all you do is project in between taking loads for Ramen money.

[joeyb]

People here have been calling out your obsession literally for the past decade while you just started trying to play that card recently because you're fucking retarded but okay sure lmfao fucking idiot. I don't recall calling you fat, but you probably are since all you do is project in between taking loads for Ramen money.

lol at the implication here that I'm right and that you are pathetic and can't think of anything to say to me other than what I shit on you for, hahah

you've been trying to ride my dick since like the second post i made on here you fucking creep. obsessed

so is she your beard or does she not want to commit to a fat incel weirdo who works for a call center?


lol

[Methais]

lol at the implication here that I'm right and that you are pathetic and can't think of anything to say to me other than what I shit on you for, hahah


you've been trying to ride my dick since like the second post i made on here you fucking creep. obsessed

so is she your beard or does she not want to commit to a fat incel weirdo who works for a call center?


lol

You've never been right about anything in your miserable life, like ever, including all that, but especially the day you woke up and decided that sucking dick for a living was a good idea.

It's ok for you to be gay, just stop trying to project it onto me.

you've been trying to ride my dick since like the second post i made on here you fucking creep. obsessed

lol @ you being butthurt over getting called out as macguyver account #84732902. It makes you so upset 100% of the time on 100% of your accounts. You stay upset 24/7 anyway because just look at you, but this always makes you extra upset.

Meanwhile, your gay obsession with me is documented all over these forums over the past decade you fucking dumbass. Oh wait, I forgot that you're totally not macguyver, right? Lmfao fucking idiot. Stop sucking dick for a living. Even Seran can do better.

As far as your latest meltdown, I actually tried to have a civil conversation with you when this all started after you said Kamala's policies weren't progressive and how she didn't lose because of her policies, but then you raged out and had a meltdown because you were too stupid to keep up with shit, even after I took out the red crayons, because you're a retard, even moreso than Seran it's looking like, but okay keep telling yourself that.

lol @ you being macguyver

Seran, this is your last chance to step it up. joeybukkake is the new #1 contender. Do you really want to lose your retard championship to someone who sucks dick for minimum wage?

[joeyb]

You've never been right about anything in your miserable life, like ever, including all that, but especially the day you woke up and decided that sucking dick for a living was a good idea.

It's ok for you to be gay, just stop trying to project it onto me.




lol @ you being butthurt over getting called out as macguyver account #84732902. It makes you so upset 100% of the time on 100% of your accounts. You stay upset 24/7 anyway because just look at you, but this always makes you extra upset.

Meanwhile, your gay obsession with me is documented all over these forums over the past decade you fucking dumbass. Oh wait, I forgot that you're totally not macguyver, right? Lmfao fucking idiot. Stop sucking dick for a living. Even Seran can do better.

As far as your latest meltdown, I actually tried to have a civil conversation with you when this all started after you said Kamala's policies weren't progressive and how she didn't lose because of her policies, but then you raged out and had a meltdown because you were too stupid to keep up with shit, even after I took out the red crayons, because you're a retard, even moreso than Seran it's looking like, but okay keep telling yourself that.

lol @ you being macguyver

Seran, this is your last chance to step it up. joeybukkake is the new #1 contender. Do you really want to lose your retard championship to someone who sucks dick for minimum wage?

still hung up on getting cooked by me in that other thread?

1. Anger <---
2. Denial
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

lol that's a lot of totally not being mad. i love living rent free in that bald empty dome of yours, you fucking weirdo.

so is she your beard or does she not want to commit to a fat incel weirdo who works for a call center?

lol

[joeyb]

Oh ok, so the answer is that you seriously are that fucking stupid, just as everyone already knew. Good job trying to project that because you're literally too fucking stupid to read or understand anything and still don't understand how forums work after all these years. Too bad you failed at it just like you fail at literally everything else in your miserable life that's centered around sucking on strange cocks for a living.

"gUyS i CaNt FiGuRe OuT hOw QuOtEs WoRk BuT iTs EvErYoNe ElSe ThAtS sTuPid!!!!!!! iM aLsO tOtAlLy NoT mAcGuYvEr!!!!!"

This is 1 of roughly 9947248204 reasons why everyone thinks you're a massively retarded piece of dog shit who just gets laughed at and made fun of 24/7 over how retarded and full of shit you are while you're like "i ToTaLlY dUnKeD oN yOu!!!!!" after you post rage cringe. Good job making Seran seem smart by comparison.



Thanks for doubling down on how fucking stupid you are lmfao project some more, you retarded low IQ dick drinker with the attention span worse than that of a goldfish.

Fun fact: Sucking cock for money like you do doesn't make you not an incel, no matter how hard you wish it were the case. But keep projecting, watching you project your self loathing everywhere is never not hilarious.

Fucking dumbass go suck some more strange cocks. Hit a treadmill too, fucking loser.

lol

[Suppressed Poet]

People here have been calling out your obsession literally for the past decade while you just started trying to play that card recently because you're fucking retarded but okay sure lmfao fucking idiot. I don't recall calling you fat, but you probably are since all you do is project in between taking loads for Ramen money.

JoeyBukkake’s mama is so fat, when CNN talks about “mass deportations” she gets scarred that Trump is going to kick her huge ass out of the country.

[Methais]

still hung up on getting cooked by me in that other thread?

1. Anger <---
2. Denial
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

lol that's a lot of totally not being mad. i love living rent free in that bald empty dome of yours, you fucking weirdo.

so is she your beard or does she not want to commit to a fat incel weirdo who works for a call center?

lol

If you have to keep saying you dunked on someone, there's a 100% chance you haven't dunked on shit. But that's one of the best parts of watching you rage out is how desperately you try to convince yourself that you're not a colossal retard being laughed at by literally everyone. It won't change the fact that you literally suck cock for a living either, even if you do think that free STD testing is a real job benefit.

Keep projecting how mad you are though lol fucking retard, your posts are literally just entertainment, which I know upsets you very much. So keep at it, at least until Seran gets his shit together. We need a token retard to laugh at around here and you're the only one active right now.

In before "lol ur soooo mad lol" while you cry at your keyboard because it's time for you to go suck another dick for minimum wage. Serious question...exactly how may dicks have been rammed down your gullet so far today?

lol macguyver

[joeyb]

If you have to keep saying you dunked on someone, there's a 100% chance you haven't dunked on shit. But that's one of the best parts of watching you rage out is how desperately you try to convince yourself that you're not a colossal retard being laughed at by literally everyone. It won't change the fact that you literally suck cock for a living either, even if you do think that free STD testing is a real job benefit.

Keep projecting how mad you are though lol fucking retard, your posts are literally just entertainment, which I know upsets you very much. So keep at it, at least until Seran gets his shit together. We need a token retard to laugh at around here and you're the only one active right now.

In before "lol ur soooo mad lol" while you cry at your keyboard because it's time for you to go suck another dick for minimum wage. Serious question...exactly how may dicks have been rammed down your gullet so far today?

lol macguyver

"keep projecting how mad you are" says the person who posts:

Oh ok, so the answer is that you seriously are that fucking stupid, just as everyone already knew. Good job trying to project that because you're literally too fucking stupid to read or understand anything and still don't understand how forums work after all these years. Too bad you failed at it just like you fail at literally everything else in your miserable life that's centered around sucking on strange cocks for a living.

"gUyS i CaNt FiGuRe OuT hOw QuOtEs WoRk BuT iTs EvErYoNe ElSe ThAtS sTuPid!!!!!!! iM aLsO tOtAlLy NoT mAcGuYvEr!!!!!"

This is 1 of roughly 9947248204 reasons why everyone thinks you're a massively retarded piece of dog shit who just gets laughed at and made fun of 24/7 over how retarded and full of shit you are while you're like "i ToTaLlY dUnKeD oN yOu!!!!!" after you post rage cringe. Good job making Seran seem smart by comparison.


Thanks for doubling down on how fucking stupid you are lmfao project some more, you retarded low IQ dick drinker with the attention span worse than that of a goldfish.

Fun fact: Sucking cock for money like you do doesn't make you not an incel, no matter how hard you wish it were the case. But keep projecting, watching you project your self loathing everywhere is never not hilarious.

Fucking dumbass go suck some more strange cocks. Hit a treadmill too, fucking loser.

and literally cries on this board and on discord about GM's being mean to him and about other posters being mean to him.

lol sorry your life sucks Methais. take a break homie, mental health is important

[Methais]

"keep projecting how mad you are" says the person who posts:



and literally cries on this board and on discord about GM's being mean to him and about other posters being mean to him.

lol sorry your life sucks Methais. take a break homie, mental health is important

You being a colossally low IQ loser who has made several posts about his dreams of being in gay porn and now sucks dick for a living is too hilarious to make me mad no matter how much you wish you could. You would also have to have at least some sort of relevance to anyone at all, which you don't, and random dudes' boners don't count.

Speaking of mad, remember when you raged out after you realized you were too fucking stupid to keep up with what you were being asked about unrealized capital gains, again, because you're fucking stupid? Me too.

lol on writing another book. you're a complete fucking idiot and the posts are right there for everyone to read you stupid disingenuous fuck. the whole conversation was literally about polling, and you were also talking about polling.


lol get fucked you fat incel bitch

lol @ you raging out because you're stupid as fuck

But real quick, are we still pretending that you're not macguyver?