Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

You know, you just love to keep mentioning me, I see it non-stop. I find it quite flattering that I live rent free in your head 24-7. I understand that you are jealous, and you cope with that jealously by trying to insult me and be “cool” to your online conservative friends on a forum board for a 20+ year old game.

We just bought a 45 STY. Keep it up, and don’t forget, I’m living the life and buying the things you dream of.

Is the 45 STY parked next to your RX-7?

Yeah well you can't have both, so figure out which is more important and pick one. Which is more important? Your kids being raised by their actual parents instead of a bunch of loser strangers who don't actually give a fuck about them? Or dual income so you can try to impress your friends with a bigger house or a boat or some shit and post on the internet about being an international man of mystery?

[Neveragain]

You know, you just love to keep mentioning me, I see it non-stop. I find it quite flattering that I live rent free in your head 24-7. I understand that you are jealous, and you cope with that jealously by trying to insult me and be “cool” to your online conservative friends on a forum board for a 20+ year old game.

We just bought a 45 STY. Keep it up, and don’t forget, I’m living the life and buying the things you dream of.

I don't even know what a 45 STY is. Sounds gay compared to my first car:

[Suppressed Poet]

I don't even know what a 45 STY is. Sounds gay compared to my first car:

Y’all ain’t got nothin’ on my luxury yacht. 79 Lincoln Mark V Collector’s Series & last of the old ginormous dinosaurs. Real photos taken today. Needs a wash and today is yard work day. Might do it… It’s still eff’n hot.

[~Rocktar~]

The doors on that thing likely weight more than my Camry.

[Parkbandit]

Or dual income so you can try to impress your friends with a bigger house or a boat or some shit and post on the internet about being an international man of mystery?

God damn.. you literally called this two weeks ago.

What will really cook your noodle is: Did he get the idea of saying he bought a boat because of your post?

[~Rocktar~]

[Methais]

Y’all ain’t got nothin’ on my luxury yacht. 79 Lincoln Mark V Collector’s Series & last of the old ginormous dinosaurs. Real photos taken today. Needs a wash and today is yard work day. Might do it… It’s still eff’n hot.

That has nothing on Ricky's shitmobile.

[Methais]

God damn.. you literally called this two weeks ago.

What will really cook your noodle is: Did he get the idea of saying he bought a boat because of your post?

[Seran]

Republicans are at it again, this time DeSantis has created new abstinence sex education requirements that try and minimalize safe sex and contraception.

‘Emphasize abstinence’ in sex ed, Florida tells schools, skip lessons on contraception

Florida has told school districts around the state that they may not teach teenagers about contraception, show them pictures depicting human reproductive anatomy or discuss topics such as sexual consent and domestic violence, according to district officials and an advocate for comprehensive sexual health education.

As a result, Orange County Public Schools plans to scrap its own high school sex education plans and instead use a state-approved textbook that focuses on abstinence. The district’s now-abandoned plans, outlined in a nearly 600-page document it provided to the Orlando Sentinel, stress abstinence for teenagers but also provide information on how pregnancy occurs, the pros and cons of various birth control methods, what consent means and ways to handle pressure to be sexually active.

Broward schools now plan to comply with state requirements and “emphasize abstinence” in their lessons, the district said in an emailed statement Friday.

Karen Castor Dentel, a member of the Orange County School Board, said the state’s instructions mean students will glean information from their phones and their friends rather than reputable sources.

“I think it’s utterly ridiculous and is a continuation with the state’s obsession with sex and denying our students fact-based information about their bodies, how they work,” Castor Dentel said. “I think it’s a disservice to this generation, but it’s consistent with what is coming out of Tallahassee these days.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/emphasize...194800565.html

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Is it because they aren't handing out condoms to 5 year olds that you are so angry, Seran?