Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
I believe Methais fucked your mother so hard it left her always wanting for that good dick.

I believe Gelston fucked your sister so hard it left her always wanting for that good dick.

I believe Parkbandit reminds you of how your father never returned when he left to buy a pack of smokes.

I believe Rocktar reminds you of that bully in middle school that called you a fag & took your lunch money.

I believe Tgo01 plays his 123rd alt in Gemstone better than you ever could with your main.

I believe it is a combination of all these factors & more made the life of a gay pornstar your greatest aspiration.
lol you actually typed all of that out and thought you did something