Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Former President Swamp Ass, and like Jesus, Trump is also a convicted felon or so says Marjorie Taylor Karen. Good times and heat stroke for Dump.

Hey look, another late night commentator hates Trump.

[Seran]

Hey look, another late night commentator hates Trump.

Do you think poking fun of someone's repeated gaffs or their lack of shade resulting in multiple heat related injuries at a rally isn't worthy of satire? Late night rips up Biden plenty too, so it ain't just a sweaty Florida Cheeto thing.

[Parkbandit]

Late night rips up Biden plenty too

Jesus Christ.

You can't possibly be this naive and retarded, can you???

[Suppressed Poet]

Jesus Christ.

You can't possibly be this naive and retarded, can you???

That’s what I meant earlier when I said it’s hard to believe anyone can be like that, but the answer is yes he is.

[Seran]

It /is/ pretty funny that MAGA Republicans have so thoroughly bought into Trump's victim approach, as if all the evidence is multiple jurisdictions for separate crimes were irrelevant. Don't break the law and you won't get in trouble, its that easy folks.

[Methais]

It /is/ pretty funny that MAGA Republicans have so thoroughly bought into Trump's victim approach, as if all the evidence is multiple jurisdictions for separate crimes were irrelevant. Don't break the law and you won't get in trouble, its that easy folks.

Jesus Christ.

You can't possibly be this naive and retarded, can you???

That’s what I meant earlier when I said it’s hard to believe anyone can be like that, but the answer is yes he is.

^ Bears repeating

[ClydeR]

During the 2016 GOP primary, Trump and Little Marco got into a notorious dispute at one of the debates about whether or not Trump has small hands, a subject about which Trump had shown sensitivity and about which Little Marco obviously hoped to provoke him.

Somebody tried to trademark the phrase "Trump Too Small" to put on t-shirts and such. Today, the Supreme Court said the phrase could not be trademarked.

But does Trump actually have small hands? Yes, in fact. As explained in the below article his hands are just in the 15th percentile of hand size.

Trump does, in fact, have unusually small hands. 15th percentile small.

After numerous attempts to measure Trump’s hands – including one in the Post that analyzed photographs of the candidate – a journalist from The Hollywood Reporter cracked the case.

Near the exit of Madame Tussauds wax museum in New York hangs a bronze cast of Trump’s hand. It’s been there since 1997, after the museum’s artists took impressions of Trump’s body parts to create a wax figure of him for their collection.

The Hollywood Reporter measured his hand to be 7.25 inches from his wrist to the tip of his middle finger. (You can print out a life-sized outline of Trump’s hand here, and see how you stack up.)

According to data from Ergonomics Center of North Carolina, the average American male’s hand is 7.61 inches long. Trump’s hand sits at the 15th percentile mark. That is, 85 percent of American men have larger hands than Trump. As do a third of women.

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[~Rocktar~]

During the 2016 GOP primary, Trump and Little Marco got into a notorious dispute at one of the debates about whether or not Trump has small hands, a subject about which Trump had shown sensitivity and about which Little Marco obviously hoped to provoke him.

Somebody tried to trademark the phrase "Trump Too Small" to put on t-shirts and such. Today, the Supreme Court said the phrase could not be trademarked.

But does Trump actually have small hands? Yes, in fact. As explained in the below article his hands are just in the 15th percentile of hand size.

More attention whoring cuntiness. Go wash the sand out of your manjina.

[Parkbandit]

manjina.

He doesn't have one. Boyjina maybe.

He probably refers to it as his theyjina...

[~Rocktar~]

He doesn't have one. Boyjina maybe.

He probably refers to it as his theyjina...

ROFLMAO!

You are probably right.