Sometimes, instead of drinking ice cold milk like I mentioned in the other dumb thread of yours, I enjoy a hot chocolate. When I do (mind you, it is extremely rare), I like to heat it up with a flame thrower from on top of a robot dog.
As a side note, this is also how I enjoy hot dogs. The flame roasts them in a particular fashion that cannot be matched by anything else.
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