If a waiter is working a 10 hour shift and only clearing like $10 in tips per hour, except he made $200 in tips between 6-8pm during the evening rush, using your logic, that waiter earns $100/hr as long as you ignore literally everything else outside of those 2 hours.
The sad part is you're probably really this stupid and not trolling anymore, since you abandoned your Walmart Colbert gimmick in favor of going full blown TDS 24/7 now.
Retard.