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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Judge says Fani Willis can stay on case, but not her boyfriend.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...-georgia-case/

    I hope that is the direction she chooses.. because Trump only benefits if she chooses to remain on the case.

    What a colossal mess she has created... and I'm here for it with popcorn.
    Her inflated ego and sense of entitlement pretty much guarantee she'll stay on.

    In before Seran does what he thinks is a victory dance. But only after Rachel Maddow tells him to.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Police in Canada are advising home owners to keep their car keys by their front door so car thieves can more easily find their keys to steal their car.

    No, I’m serious, this really happened. The supposed reason was because these thieves just want the car (police in Canada are mind readers now) so making it easy for the thieves to get the keys by leaving them by the front door means there will be less of a chance of an encounter between home invader and home owner.

    Why not actually arrest violent criminals and keep them in prison? Or tell home owners how they can better defend themselves and their possessions to hopefully deter criminals from breaking into homes to begin with?

    One thing is for sure though: you get what you vote for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Police in Canada are advising home owners to keep their car keys by their front door so car thieves can more easily find their keys to steal their car.

    No, I’m serious, this really happened. The supposed reason was because these thieves just want the car (police in Canada are mind readers now) so making it easy for the thieves to get the keys by leaving them by the front door means there will be less of a chance of an encounter between home invader and home owner.

    Why not actually arrest violent criminals and keep them in prison? Or tell home owners how they can better defend themselves and their possessions to hopefully deter criminals from breaking into homes to begin with?

    One thing is for sure though: you get what you vote for.
    Oh wow, I totally misread this news article. The police didn’t advise people to leave their car keys INSIDE their home, they advised people to leave their car keys OUTSIDE their home by the front door.

    Surely this wouldn’t encourage more auto theft by making it so easy to steal cars.

    I’m just surprised the police didn’t also recommend leaving a note by the keys reading “Just filled the tank up for you and left 100 dollars in the glove box for walking around money. Sorry for being white!”
    Last edited by Tgo01; 03-15-2024 at 10:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Oh wow, I totally misread this news article. The police didn’t advise people to leave their car keys INSIDE their home, they advised people to leave their car keys OUTSIDE their home by the front door.

    Surely this wouldn’t encourage more auto theft by making it so easy to steal cars.

    I’m just surprised the police didn’t also recommend leaving a note by the keys reading “Just filled the tank up for you and left 100 dollars in the glove box for walking around money. Sorry for being white!”
    I'd like to say I'm trying to one up your story, but I think they're both on the same level of stupidity:

    MN is looking to pass a bill that changes the age of juvenile crimes from 18 to 21......I'm not sure if those running things are getting dumber and more useless or if the kids growing up these days are really so stupid that they can't understand right from wrong until they're 21.

    https://www.fox9.com/news/juvenile-j...eates-concerns

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    Quote Originally Posted by drumpel View Post
    I'd like to say I'm trying to one up your story, but I think they're both on the same level of stupidity:

    MN is looking to pass a bill that changes the age of juvenile crimes from 18 to 21......I'm not sure if those running things are getting dumber and more useless or if the kids growing up these days are really so stupid that they can't understand right from wrong until they're 21.

    https://www.fox9.com/news/juvenile-j...eates-concerns
    So old enough to vote and get drafted to die in some foreign country, but not old enough to be held responsible for your crimes. Seems legit.

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    On the same topic, the Pittsburgh police has been gutted so much that they recently announced they simply won’t respond to most reported crimes when calling 911. https://www.police1.com/911/pittsbur...-staffing-plan

    Stay strapped or get clapped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Police in Canada are advising home owners to keep their car keys by their front door so car thieves can more easily find their keys to steal their car.

    No, I’m serious, this really happened. The supposed reason was because these thieves just want the car (police in Canada are mind readers now) so making it easy for the thieves to get the keys by leaving them by the front door means there will be less of a chance of an encounter between home invader and home owner.

    Why not actually arrest violent criminals and keep them in prison? Or tell home owners how they can better defend themselves and their possessions to hopefully deter criminals from breaking into homes to begin with?

    One thing is for sure though: you get what you vote for.
    While not at all surprising you'd glom on to dumb advice given by a city constable, the department itself pretty quickly disavowed the advice.

    An officer at a recent community meeting suggested that people leave the keys to their vehicle in a faraday bag by the front door. While well meaning, there are better ways to prevent auto theft motivated home invasions. Learn more here: https://t.co/z8JSOcIaCe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    While not at all surprising you'd glom on to dumb advice given by a city constable, the department itself pretty quickly disavowed the advice.
    Why are you people so dishonest?

    "The police didn't say that! The police said it!"

    Also according to YOUR OWN LINK, they didn't "disavow" the advice, they said it was "well meaning." If they disavowed it they should have called the guy a fucking idiot and instructed people to stop listening to idiots like him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Why are you people so dishonest?

    "The police didn't say that! The police said it!"

    Also according to YOUR OWN LINK, they didn't "disavow" the advice, they said it was "well meaning." If they disavowed it they should have called the guy a fucking idiot and instructed people to stop listening to idiots like him.
    Do you mean "you people" as alt leftists.. or do you mean government leeching retarded alt leftists?
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Do you mean "you people" as alt leftists.. or do you mean government leeching retarded alt leftists?
    People who willingly take a criminal's dick up their ass while they pleasure the politicians they help put in office with their mouth while said politician instructs people to bend over for said criminals.

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