Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

HOLY SHIT YOU GOT HIM THAT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Methais]

Biden ex-associate claims Chinese sought to infiltrate Obama White House through Joe Biden
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news...-to-infiltrat/

kek

[Seran]

Dictionary of a stroke victim.

[Methais]

Dictionary of a stroke victim.

[Suppressed Poet]

Another embarrassing day for House Republicans.

House GOP fails to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas

Impeachment effort fails: The GOP-led House failed to impeach Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, a stunning defeat and embarrassment for Republican leadership. The vote was 214-216, with several Republicans joining Democrats in voting against the resolution.

How we got here: The House Homeland Security Committee voted to advance impeachment articles last week claiming Mayorkas has committed high crimes and misdemeanors for his handling of the southern border, even though constitutional experts have said the evidence does not reach that high bar. Republicans could only afford to lose a handful of votes tonight on the House floor and they were unable to garner enough support after eleventh-hour absences and defections.

Border bill expected to fail: Meanwhile, a $118 billion bipartisan border deal and foreign aid package is now on track to fail as GOP infighting threatens to steamroll any congressional response to the border. President Joe Biden blamed former President Donald Trump, saying he had derailed a painstakingly negotiated bill.

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-ne...ote/index.html

This aged like store-bought goat milk.

[Parkbandit]

This aged like store-bought goat milk.

He's a scapegoat. He was doing exactly what he was told to do. Biden rescinded all of the Trump policies and created some new EOs that helped do exactly what he wanted: Let the southern border be open for 3 years. It was only a crisis when it became a top 2 item for voters and it's an election year.

[Seran]

This aged like store-bought goat milk.

I mean, Republicans getting schooled the first time on not knowing how to count and losing the vote was pretty epic. Now they've got to sit through a senate who will simply ignore their articles. This back to back with the Republicans failure to support immigration and border security reform. Tsk Tsk.

[Suppressed Poet]

He's a scapegoat. He was doing exactly what he was told to do. Biden rescinded all of the Trump policies and created some new EOs that helped do exactly what he wanted: Let the southern border be open for 3 years. It was only a crisis when it became a top 2 item for voters and it's an election year.

Oh I totally agree he was doing the bidding of his masters and I understand without a doubt this is dead in the Senate, but Mayorkas nevertheless deserves the stain & shame of impeachment on his bureaucratic résumé for his part.

[Parkbandit]

I mean, Republicans getting schooled the first time on not knowing how to count and losing the vote was pretty epic. Now they've got to sit through a senate who will simply ignore their articles. This back to back with the Republicans failure to support immigration and border security reform. Tsk Tsk.

Serious question: How are you this incredibly retarded every.single.day?

[Parkbandit]

Oh I totally agree he was doing the bidding of his masters and I understand without a doubt this is dead in the Senate, but Mayorkas nevertheless deserves the stain & shame of impeachment on his bureaucratic résumé for his part.

I agree. He's a putz... plus he lied repeatedly to Congress.