Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Trump posted this photo of himself kneeling in prayer. I bet Little Marco feels dumb now, after criticizing Trump in 2016 for having small hands.

Your hands must be so tiny.

[Suppressed Poet]

Trump posted this photo of himself kneeling in prayer. I bet Little Marco feels dumb now, after criticizing Trump in 2016 for having small hands.

Ephesians 6:12

For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the holy places.

[ClydeR]

Two points..

First, Matthew 6

1 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.

2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

3 But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:

4 That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.

5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Second, polydactyly.

You shouldn't pray to be seen. And you definitely shouldn't fake a photo of yourself praying when you really did not.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Trump posted this photo of himself kneeling in prayer.

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY.

Now do Pelosi and company kneeling with African garb on.

[Suppressed Poet]

Two points..

First, Matthew 6


Second, polydactyly.

You shouldn't pray to be seen. And you definitely shouldn't fake a photo of yourself praying when you really did not.

I think someone is just jelly they didn’t acquire the limited edition Trump prayer card NFT.

[Methais]

Two points..

First, Matthew 6


Second, polydactyly.

You shouldn't pray to be seen. And you definitely shouldn't fake a photo of yourself praying when you really did not.

Two points...

First, You're retarded


Second, you're stupid.

[ClydeR]

Trump responded to Haley’s promise to stay in the race by calling her “delusional” in a Truth Social post.

More...

Shortly thereafter, Trump gave his own victory speech in which he claimed to have won New Hampshire in the 2020 general election.

[Methais]

Shortly thereafter, Trump gave his own victory speech in which he claimed to have won New Hampshire in the 2020 general election.

OH FUCK WELL THAT DOES IT I'M VOTING FOR BIDEN NOW OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THANKS FOR SETTING ME STRAIGHT CLYDERETARD!!!!

[Seran]

Shortly thereafter, Trump gave his own victory speech in which he claimed to have won New Hampshire in the 2020 general election.

His cognitive abilities are rapidly turning to sludge, that's a telltale sign of end stage syphilis.

[Methais]

His cognitive abilities are rapidly turning to sludge, that's a telltale sign of end stage syphilis.

We should start taking bets on what the next "THIS IS REALLY IT OMG!!!!" story Seran will swallow with his chronically distended anus and believe forever.