Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[ClydeR]

From an article that talks about the narrowing GOP majority in the House and the effect of absences..

This puts Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries securely in the catbird seat, and it completely gives the Senate Republicans the whip hand over their bat-guano colleagues at the other end of the Capitol. And it leaves Speaker Mike Johnson on an atoll with the sea rising around him.

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The very first thing that the new Republican majority in the House did upon taking over was eliminate remote voting, only because it was a program begun by former Speaker Nancy Pelosi. This was a bad idea that looks even worse for them now. Meanwhile, there was a short-term funding deal negotiated over the weekend, which set the flying monkeys in the House aloft one more time. Meanwhile, there's a stirring in the Capitol of actual governing. It's a fragile critter in a very strange place.

Is there an award for bad writing?

[Parkbandit]

Lawl, Melania is rarely even in the same state as orange man, but I'd guess given Trump's prior inclinations that Ivanka is nearby.

Your first inclination is incest.

That says more about you than anything else... maybe you want to talk about your father's advances towards you?

It really explains a great deal about how you turned out.

[Seran]

From an article that talks about the narrowing GOP majority in the House and the effect of absences..

Is there an award for bad writing?

I'm sure the Republican and Republicans posing as Conservative Independents are quite keen on learning just how badly their antics have resulted in their losing the majority. It's not everyday that you see your party going through a speaker, an interim speaker, then set sights on a third elected speaker for removal all in a single term, but Republicans have reminded us just how throughly aware of their ineptitude.

[Seran]

Your first inclination is incest.

That says more about you than anything else... maybe you want to talk about your father's advances towards you?

It really explains a great deal about how you turned out.

You've got it wrong, Trump's own inclination is dating or having sex with his daughter.

[Suppressed Poet]

You've got it wrong, Trump's own inclination is dating or having sex with his daughter.

You missed the key part of Trump saying IF she wasn’t his daughter. It’s Trump’s way of telling his own daughter she is beautiful, which is perfectly normal for a father to do. I’ll give you that his wording was a little weird and perhaps uncouth, but absolutely nothing he said implies he would have sex with his own daughter.

Meanwhile Biden molests small children on live television every time he gives a speech. Thank goodness that Biden mustering enough energy to pick himself up from his beach chair only happens about every three months or so.

[Seran]

You missed the key part of Trump saying IF she wasn’t his daughter. It’s Trump’s way of telling his own daughter she is beautiful, which is perfectly normal for a father to do. I’ll give you that his wording was a little weird and perhaps uncouth, but absolutely nothing he said implies he would have sex with his own daughter.

Meanwhile Biden molests small children on live television every time he gives a speech. Thank goodness that Biden mustering enough energy to pick himself up from his beach chair only happens about every three months or so.

A grown man on video names sexual remarks about his own daughter which you're defending as 'natural', and attempting to deflect with claims another man is a creeper. Un huh.

Let me tell you, it may be common practice in your part of the country to have sexual aspirations with your grown children, but it's disgusting and wrong. Trump has both on video let his incestuous interests be known and others have written or testified about his repetitive remarks on how much he enjoys Ivanka's tits and ass. Stop defending the unnatural.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Biden is a pedophile.

[Parkbandit]

You've got it wrong, Trump's own inclination is dating or having sex with his daughter.

Words compared to Joe Biden's teenage daughter being so afraid that her father would join her in the shower that she would only shower when he wasn't around.

[Seran]

"But but but, what about a stolen diary with faked entries that someone at Veritas is going to jail for." ~PB

A real shame you're going out of your way to use fabricated entries from a stolen diary that the alleged author denies writing as a means to distract from your cheeto's public statements.

[Suppressed Poet]

"But but but, what about a stolen diary with faked entries that someone at Veritas is going to jail for." ~PB

A real shame you're going out of your way to use fabricated entries from a stolen diary that the alleged author denies writing as a means to distract from your cheeto's public statements.

Fabricated entries from a stolen diary…lol.

“They stole her diary and are going to jail! Also, they completely made it up!” -Seran

Hey Seran, do you still believe the Hunter Biden laptop was a made up Russian hoax?