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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Is this one of those times you claim record low turnout was simply because Republicans saw Dump being a forgone conclusion? That spin would be pretty hilarious if so.
    No one cares about your sandy vagina.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Is this one of those times you claim record low turnout was simply because Republicans saw Dump being a forgone conclusion? That spin would be pretty hilarious if so.
    Record low turnout and still received 10,000 more votes than the previous caucus.

    Make the math make sense.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Is this one of those times you claim record low turnout was simply because Republicans saw Dump being a forgone conclusion? That spin would be pretty hilarious if so.
    See all that white stuff and a dude walking around in a full parka coat? That might have something to do with the overall low voter turnout.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    See all that white stuff and a dude walking around in a full parka coat? That might have something to do with the overall low voter turnout.

    Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

    Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!

    The Iowa Republican caucuses were a low-turnout affair, drawing just over 108,000 voters, or about 14.4% of the state’s approximately 752,000 registered Republicans, nearly complete vote tallies showed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

    Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!



    Can't wait to see how you cope and project your chronic butthurt when Trump dominates the fuck out of every other state too.

    Loser.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Largest margin.. Lol. Dude barely received half of the Republican vote with record low turnout. I'm sure he's sweating chicken grease realizing the implications for his electability.
    In 2016, Trump received 24% and lost to Cruz by 2 points.
    In 2024, Trump received 51% and beat DeSantis by 30 points... breaking the all time record that Bob Dole had when his margin of victory was 13 points.

    Trump has turned Iowa from a toss up state to a solid Republican state.

    Keep on crying though, Retard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

    Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!
    Trump won. It’s not even close. Everyone including MSNBC recognizes he dominated the primary. Cope harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Oh yeah, that little bit of snow is a true apocalypse. Whatever will a state of people who live in a snowy climate do. Oh wait, all wheel drive and snow tires are a thing. Those people walking around in jackets really ought to be lectured by a southerner on the risk they're taking being adequately bundled up for the cold.

    Wall Street Journal is reporting on the miserable turnout. A whole 14% turnout for a primary caucus starring Don Cheeto!
    You are super upset.

    Go ask mommy for a cookie.

    Don't cut yourself again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    You are super upset.

    Go ask mommy for a cookie.

    Don't cut yourself again.
    His mommy left him at a fire station roughly 34 years ago after she realized it was too late to abort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Actual footage of Seran coping with the Iowa results:



    Except for the remote control part. That's something he does regularly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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