Even for sarcasm that's pretty dumb dude. The Founders envisioned a country where a safe and secure populace would be capable of protecting itself from the aggressive fauna of the wilderness, be capable of being called into service in times of need, and to protect itself from foreign subversion or domination. What we wound up with is a population at war with itself, daily murders and suicides exceeding battlefield casualties, and a domestic terrorist at the forefront of the GOP nomination who is trying to become the modern day Jefferson Davis and begin a civil war to become an autocratic leader.