Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
I used to think the the goatee provided some safety against that, but given the number of traps sporting beards, not to mention Casper the friendly luggage thief, I've reevaluated the implied masculinity of facial hair.
That’s true. In 2023, a goatee alone is insufficient to project masculinity.

Here are some things you can do everyday that should help with that:

Do some push-ups
Spend time outside in the sun
Eat more protein especially red meat cooked rare
Take your T shots from the backseat of a ‘69 Firebird while watching Conan the Barbarian