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  1. 08-25-2023, 12:09 PM #15451
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaps View Post
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-sues-s...160618249.html

    "US sues SpaceX, alleges hiring discrimination against asylum seekers, refugees"

    The US Government is suing SpaceX for not hiring ILLEGAL ALIENS...

    Can't make this shit up. Those in "power" really don't give a fuck at all. They know the general populous isn't going to do shit to them.

    Musk is their enemy now... and they're charging him as retaliation... almost like a former President we all know...

    Isn't America grand?
    Those people aren't here illegally if given asylum/refugee status.
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    Last edited by Methais; 08-25-2023 at 03:09 PM.
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    This one is my favorite so far:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    This one is my favorite so far:

    Here's a leftist version:

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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible


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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Here's a leftist version:

    Nailed it.
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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-pla...003513892.html

    "Biden plans to ask Congress for funding to develop new COVID vaccine, may require shot for all"

    ""Yes, I can," the president said. "I signed off this morning on a proposal we have to present to Congress a request for additional funding for a new vaccine that is necessary, that works."

    "He added, "Tentatively it is recommended that it will likely be recommended everybody get it no matter whether they’ve gotten it before or not."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaps View Post
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-pla...003513892.html

    "Biden plans to ask Congress for funding to develop new COVID vaccine, may require shot for all"

    ""Yes, I can," the president said. "I signed off this morning on a proposal we have to present to Congress a request for additional funding for a new vaccine that is necessary, that works."

    "He added, "Tentatively it is recommended that it will likely be recommended everybody get it no matter whether they’ve gotten it before or not."

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    Good luck requiring it for all.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Good luck requiring it for all.
    Good luck getting funding.

    Probably.

    But House republicans are also huge cucks so there's that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaps View Post
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-pla...003513892.html

    "Biden plans to ask Congress for funding to develop new COVID vaccine, may require shot for all"

    ""Yes, I can," the president said. "I signed off this morning on a proposal we have to present to Congress a request for additional funding for a new vaccine that is necessary, that works."

    "He added, "Tentatively it is recommended that it will likely be recommended everybody get it no matter whether they’ve gotten it before or not."

    Elections coming up!
    Is this where you pretend that a president whose pushed an America first agenda benefiting it's citizens above all else since day one, is only advocating for sound scientific grants because his Presidency might end in a year and a half? Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    Good luck requiring it for all.

    You can go fuck yourself I got poked twice worked with a mask on for a year. You will not mandate me to do a god damned thing

    edit is that not directed at PB just a statement
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