Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/missing-p...224100075.html

"Missing paddleboarder found dead on Martha's Vineyard was Obamas' chef"

I'm sad to hear of his passing... and I'm sure it was an accident.

Did you know though?

That Hillary Clintons personal chef also drown?

Sad such accidents occur.

[Suppressed Poet]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/missing-p...224100075.html

"Missing paddleboarder found dead on Martha's Vineyard was Obamas' chef"

I'm sad to hear of his passing... and I'm sure it was an accident.

Did you know though?

That Hillary Clintons personal chef also drown?

Sad such accidents occur.

Bad things happen to you when you fuck up Michelle’s order of fried chicken.

[Parkbandit]

Bad things happen to you when you fuck up Michelle’s order of fried chicken.

Or he saw something he shouldn't have.

[~Rocktar~]

Or he saw something he shouldn't have.

Like her penis.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/feds-sue-...203500188.html

"Feds sue Texas over river barriers used to repel migrants"

I mean... why wouldn't they sue them right??

[Parkbandit]

https://www.cnn.com/business/live-ne...ade/index.html



Somehow, Trump is to blame for this I'm sure.

[Suppressed Poet]

https://www.cnn.com/business/live-ne...ade/index.html



Somehow, Trump is to blame for this I'm sure.

Of course Trump is to blame. Fitch Ratings are reporting January 6th insurrection as a major reason for their decision to downgrade. January 6th 2021…more than 2.5 years ago…

[Parkbandit]

Of course Trump is to blame. Fitch Ratings are reporting January 6th insurrection as a major reason for their decision to downgrade. January 6th 2021…more than 2.5 years ago…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... holy shit, that's awesome.

Who would fall for that? Like, how fucking stupid do you have to be? Waiting for Seran to weigh in.

[Suppressed Poet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... holy shit, that's awesome.

Who would fall for that? Like, how fucking stupid do you have to be? Waiting for Seran to weigh in.

Oh Seran is definitely falling for it.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna97722
White House blames GOP after Fitch downgrades U.S. credit rating
The Biden campaign pointed to Trump-era problems, calling Fitch's decision a “Trump downgrade."

I love it. Inflation gets labeled as the Putin Price Hike. An agency that decides to downgrade our credit rating in the name of politics is labeled the Trump Downgrade. Anything good in our economy though? Oh that is Bidenomics.

What’s really funny is the rating agency retained countries like Canada, Sweden, Singapore, Australia, and Germany among others as AAA rated. Politics aside, the United States is still the most prosperous and economically dominant country on planet Earth. Those other AAA countries’ economies are very much dependent on the USA’s economy & military protection for stability. Luckily it’s the market and not rating agencies that set borrowing costs.

[Parkbandit]

Oh Seran is definitely falling for it.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna97722
White House blames GOP after Fitch downgrades U.S. credit rating
The Biden campaign pointed to Trump-era problems, calling Fitch's decision a “Trump downgrade."

I love it. Inflation gets labeled as the Putin Price Hike. An agency that decides to downgrade our credit rating in the name of politics is labeled the Trump Downgrade. Anything good in our economy though? Oh that is Bidenomics.

What’s really funny is the rating agency retained countries like Canada, Sweden, Singapore, Australia, and Germany among others as AAA rated. Politics aside, the United States is still the most prosperous and economically dominant country on planet Earth. Those other AAA countries’ economies are very much dependent on the USA’s economy & military protection for stability. Luckily it’s the market and not rating agencies that set borrowing costs.

To be fair.. it's probably not Biden's fault... he has no idea what's going on around him.