Fake Bears in China
A Chinese zoo is being accused of filling its bear enclosures with people dressed in bear costumes. I'm starting to believe the rumors. Take a look at this video and tell me what you think..
The zoo issued a denial. The denial was written by the bear, which just increases my suspicion. If you read it carefully, you'll see that it's not really a denial at all.
“I’m Angela the sun bear – I got a call after work yesterday from the head of the zoo asking if I was being lazy and skipped work today and found a human to take my place,” the statement read.
“Let me reiterate again to everyone that I am a sun bear – not a black bear, not a dog – a sun bear!”
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Also, if any country was going to have human-like bears, it would be the United States. Our bears are smarter than Chinese bears.
It reminds me of the great Chinese zoo scandal of 2018, when they allegedly painted some donkeys in the zoo to look like zebras in an attempt to encourage cross-species mating to produce zedonks or zonkeys, which are not at all the same things.
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