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    A Chinese zoo is being accused of filling its bear enclosures with people dressed in bear costumes. I'm starting to believe the rumors. Take a look at this video and tell me what you think..


    The zoo issued a denial. The denial was written by the bear, which just increases my suspicion. If you read it carefully, you'll see that it's not really a denial at all.

    “I’m Angela the sun bear – I got a call after work yesterday from the head of the zoo asking if I was being lazy and skipped work today and found a human to take my place,” the statement read.

    “Let me reiterate again to everyone that I am a sun bear – not a black bear, not a dog – a sun bear!”

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    Also, if any country was going to have human-like bears, it would be the United States. Our bears are smarter than Chinese bears.

    It reminds me of the great Chinese zoo scandal of 2018, when they allegedly painted some donkeys in the zoo to look like zebras in an attempt to encourage cross-species mating to produce zedonks or zonkeys, which are not at all the same things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    A Chinese zoo is being accused of filling its bear enclosures with people dressed in bear costumes. I'm starting to believe the rumors. Take a look at this video and tell me what you think..



    The zoo issued a denial. The denial was written by the bear, which just increases my suspicion. If you read it carefully, you'll see that it's not really a denial at all.



    Also, if any country was going to have human-like bears, it would be the United States. Our bears are smarter than Chinese bears.

    It reminds me of the great Chinese zoo scandal of 2018, when they allegedly painted some donkeys in the zoo to look like zebras in an attempt to encourage cross-species mating to produce zedonks or zonkeys, which are not at all the same things.
    When we have people here spending thousands of dollars to live out their dream life as a dog, this story doesn’t surprise me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    When we have people here spending thousands of dollars to live out their dream life as a dog, this story doesn’t surprise me.

    What a sick fuck. But as a society we are told we need to accept these mentally retarded people and not treat them differently because of what they "feel" they are, we have to play along otherwise we are the bad people. Fuck that.

    Fuck these retards. If you want to play make believe with Mr Roger's in your own home, go for it. What you do behind your closed doors doesn't concern me. But if you come out in public and expect everyone to pander to your metal illness, you are are stupid as you look and right now you look like a dumb bitch in that dog costume.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    When we have people here spending thousands of dollars to live out their dream life as a dog, this story doesn’t surprise me.

    This video is also in China or Japan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solkern View Post
    This video is also in China or Japan.
    Ahh, good catch. Makes me feel a little better. I heard the story on a podcast. Those Asians are into some really weird shit. No offense meant to half of your heritage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Ahh, good catch. Makes me feel a little better. I heard the story on a podcast. Those Asians are into some really weird shit. No offense meant to half of your heritage.
    I can confirm that Asians, especially Japanese, are the biggest freaks at the planetary freak show. Germans are a close tie.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    I can confirm that Asians, especially Japanese, are the biggest freaks at the planetary freak show. Germans are a close tie.
    Korea has brainwashed my 8 year old daughter. She is all into K-POP and then she watches these animated English-dubbed short stories about this shy girl. Also, if you play any competitive online gaming at certain odd hours with Koreans they will absolutely murder you & make you feel like a total noob. No life bastards…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    I can confirm that Asians, especially Japanese, are the biggest freaks at the planetary freak show. Germans are a close tie.



    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Korea has brainwashed my 8 year old daughter. She is all into K-POP and then she watches these animated English-dubbed short stories about this shy girl. Also, if you play any competitive online gaming at certain odd hours with Koreans they will absolutely murder you & make you feel like a total noob. No life bastards…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Ahh, good catch. Makes me feel a little better. I heard the story on a podcast. Those Asians are into some really weird shit. No offense meant to half of your heritage.
    Really weird shit… I think that’s an understatement lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
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