Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[~Rocktar~]

[Neveragain]

One of Seran’s most revered alphabet agencies is here to remind us that if you ever partake in the sticky-icky ou-we and possess a firearm, you can be prosecuted with felony charges that carry a sentence of up to 10 years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. It doesn’t matter if your state says it’s legal for medical or recreational use. Big Daddy Government can lock you up just for exercising your constitutionally protected God-given right if you have ever smoked a doobie.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/minnesot...nnot-own-guns/

But you can still smoke crack, illegally purchase a handgun if you're the presidents son and recklessly dispose of said handgun in a garbage can next to a school.

We have an illegitimate government and it should be treated as such.

[Parkbandit]

Fox News got an article right in it's skepticism over both Russian agents.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/biden-...ot-whole-story

I realize I'm beating a brain dead horse right now.. but do you know how anything works?

You literally quoted the White House Deputy Press Secretary.. and then attributed it to Fox News.

Like how are you this fucking stupid every single day of your life?

[Methais]

3) Biden sexually assaults someone, usually little girls, in just about every televised speech / press conference / state of the union.

Careful, you're going to give Seran a boner talking about little girls like that.

Incorrect, it was 2020 in which she was being touted by certain orange candidates and Conservatives on this board as a victim that should disqualify Biden from office. Not only was his credibility nil then, but she's fled to Russia on a contrived story she faces persecution for being a victim. She may warrant investigation as an unregistered foreign agent, just like the gal she appeared next to who did time for the very same thing.

Are you saying we should not believe all women then?

What a sexist bigot you are.

And a rapist. You're a rapist.

[Seran]

I realize I'm beating a brain dead horse right now.. but do you know how anything works?

You literally quoted the White House Deputy Press Secretary.. and then attributed it to Fox News.

Like how are you this fucking stupid every single day of your life?

Evidently you didn't read the article, but don't worry, Jesus forgives your sins. I don't however.

[Parkbandit]

Evidently you didn't read the article, but don't worry, Jesus forgives your sins. I don't however.

I did not read the article. I read your quote of a WH spokesperson.

You fucking retard.

[Suppressed Poet]

Evidently you didn't read the article, but don't worry, Jesus forgives your sins. I don't however.

Seran you are the most fanatically pious person that I know. Your god is a totalitarian leftist government, your church is the Democratic Party, and your denomination is progressive.

[Parkbandit]

Seran you are the most fanatically pious person that I know. Your god is a totalitarian leftist government, your church is the Democratic Party, and your denomination is progressive.

And your pronouns are "re" and "Tard"

[Methais]

I did not read the article. I read your quote of a WH spokesperson.

You fucking retard.

Fun fact: Seran thinks that KJP is the most honest and transparent White House Secretary in American history.

Right Seran?

[Elanthil]

poo poo head! My mom can beat up your mom!