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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    That's a fine deflection, completely incorrect, but creative. Know why fixes student grades? Students being taught lessons and given ample study time in lieu of being forced to work as indentured servants for their parents. Students failing and pour performance is the symptom of shitty hiring practices and oversized classrooms due to lack of proper management by their school district and lack of supervision of their Texas board of education.
    Setting aside the part where everything in your post is literally made up, what's your excuse then? You've never worked but look how fucking stupid you are.


    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    The whole "by there parents" really escaped your reading comprehension there, didn't it buddy?
    You really are the gift that keeps on giving, holy shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    Pour performance, is that pouring the whiskey and beers in the gulags they work in? What is a good pour? I'll ask my bartender next time I'm there, and if there is a scale A-F.

    I'm sure recent school performance has nothing to do with being shuttered during covid like to contend.
    It's the pouring of all the beer and whiskey his mom drank while she was knocked up with him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    The whole "by there parents" really escaped your reading comprehension there, didn't it buddy?
    I've been working since I was 12-13 .. but it wasn't because my parents forced me to work, it was because I wanted money to buy things.

    Not everyone is a lazy piece of shit like you. Some people would rather go out and earn their money.. rather than be a ward of the state on their mother's couch.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    If it's a Texas school and it has only 33 or whatever seniors it's in the bum fuck of no where, everywhere in DFW all graduating class sizes are well over 600. Truancy and attendance were a thing when I graduated in high school in 03 I ended up paying like 500$ in fines and my dad paid 500$ in fines(i paid 1000$) in fines for skipping school. It had nothing to do with grades they just needed your ass in the chair for the money.

    That being said when they had you grade your peers math or read the person next to you essay in a pass back or right fashion. There were a lot of idiots then too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Realk View Post
    If it's a Texas school and it has only 33 or whatever seniors it's in the bum fuck of no where, everywhere in DFW all graduating class sizes are well over 600. Truancy and attendance were a thing when I graduated in high school in 03 I ended up paying like 500$ in fines and my dad paid 500$ in fines(i paid 1000$) in fines for skipping school. It had nothing to do with grades they just needed your ass in the chair for the money.

    That being said when they had you grade your peers math or read the person next to you essay in a pass back or right fashion. There were a lot of idiots then too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    The whole "by there parents" really escaped your reading comprehension there, didn't it buddy? Texas does enable it though, given the age of compilatory attendance for primary education in that state is one of the lowest in the nation at 14.
    California leads the pack with the worst graduation rate in the nation.

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    I fucking hated the labor laws when I was 14, I wanted my own damn money at that age and you couldn't work. Detasseling corn and spraying beans was the only option at 14. It was the first time I ever made $500 of my own cash and I was elated.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    California leads the pack with the worst graduation rate in the nation.

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    I fucking hated the labor laws when I was 14, I wanted my own damn money at that age and you couldn't work. Detasseling corn and spraying beans was the only option at 14. It was the first time I ever made $500 of my own cash and I was elated.
    Lol, with that .5% below Texas, quite the achievement. The difference between want to work and forced to work? That is the problem, where kids are forced to support a household and loser parents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Lol, with that .5% below Texas, quite the achievement. The difference between want to work and forced to work? That is the problem, where kids are forced to support a household and loser parents.
    You are blessed to have parents that still care for you and didn't force you to work. They probably knew you weren't ready for the real world and have sheltered you from it.

    Of course, your parents are probably the biggest reason why you are now a ward of the state, still living on their couch and being this fucking retarded.

    So you take the good with the bad.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Lol, with that .5% below Texas, quite the achievement. The difference between want to work and forced to work? That is the problem, where kids are forced to support a household and loser parents.
    Nothing you've posted says shit about anyone being forced to work.

    But feel free to quote any lines I may have missed.

    You won't, because you're lying like usual.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Last edited by Methais; 05-27-2023 at 11:19 AM. Reason: In b4 Seran gets upset
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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