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    The state mostly known for alligators, snakes and Disney is about to be known for fighting immigration. Governor DeSanctimonious signed a law requiring hospital emergency rooms to determine the immigration status of patients. It also places tough requirements on employers and makes it impossible for an illegal immigrant to get a driver license. Although the law does not go into effect until July, Florida is already starting to see the results..

    If you’re looking for a job in Florida, you might want to consider some red-hot new career opportunities picking vegetables, tarring roofs or cleaning hotel toilets.

    Thanks to the imperatives of campaign messaging, Florida is about to make life harder for the hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants working in the state.

    We’re going to be spending millions of tax dollars to fly them to other states or to scare them away by implementing a law that fines some of their employers $1,000 per day for giving them jobs.

    You might think that chasing undocumented residents from the farm fields, construction sites and janitorial closets where they’ve been working is an exercise in political bottom-feeding.

    But it’s best to think of it as great news for those of you who have felt stung by being unfairly left out of those pre-dawn bus rides to the crops, summer afternoons on the construction site and late nights in filthy office bathrooms. You have an opportunity now to reclaim these "stolen" jobs.

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    In these hard times, with the unemployment rate the same as it was in 1969, people from all over the country will be flocking to Florida to fill the job openings.
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    In a further crackdown on immigration, Governor DeSanctimonious is stationing 1500 National Guard troops on Florida's border with Mexico..

    TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — With the Title 42 order no longer in place, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced Tuesday that he is deploying state law enforcement to the U.S.-Mexico border in anticipation of an expected deluge of migrants, despite the Biden administration saying there was no major influx.

    According to a press release, the governor is sending 800 members of the Florida National Guard to the border along with 101 Florida Highway Patrol troopers and a number of aircraft, boats and emergency management personnel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClydeR View Post
    The state mostly known for alligators, snakes and Disney is about to be known for fighting immigration. Governor DeSanctimonious signed a law requiring hospital emergency rooms to determine the immigration status of patients. It also places tough requirements on employers and makes it impossible for an illegal immigrant to get a driver license. Although the law does not go into effect until July, Florida is already starting to see the results..



    In these hard times, with the unemployment rate the same as it was in 1969, people from all over the country will be flocking to Florida to fill the job openings.
    There goes his Cuban voters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    There goes his Cuban voters.
    Cuban voters are legal immigrants and it has been shown in their voting patterns & polls they don’t like illegal immigration.
    Last edited by Suppressed Poet; 05-17-2023 at 01:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    There goes his Cuban voters.
    I guess all brown people are the same huh?

    Tell us you're racist, without saying you're racist.

    You racist POS.
    Last edited by Shaps; 05-17-2023 at 11:18 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    There goes his Cuban voters.
    Legal Cubans are some of the most vocal and active supporters of strong immigration laws and enforcement. Stop being a racist and dumbfuck piece of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    There goes his Cuban voters.
    If a Cuban is here in the US, they are automatically considered a legal immigrant.

    I disagree with that policy, but it's been in place for decades.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    There goes his Cuban voters.
    Add Cubans to the neverending list of things Seran doesn't know jack shit about.

    Stop being racist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    If a Cuban is here in the US, they are automatically considered a legal immigrant.

    I disagree with that policy, but it's been in place for decades.
    Actually that is no longer true. When feet wet/feet dry was in place they were afforded automatic asylum status if they made it to a point above the high water mark or a structure that was attached to land above the high water mark, ie. a bridge. This is no longer the case, Obama ended that policy, and now Cubans are treated the same as any other migrant that makes it ashore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kutter View Post
    Actually that is no longer true. When feet wet/feet dry was in place they were afforded automatic asylum status if they made it to a point above the high water mark or a structure that was attached to land above the high water mark, ie. a bridge. This is no longer the case, Obama ended that policy, and now Cubans are treated the same as any other migrant that makes it ashore.
    And whoever said President Obama didn't do a single good thing.. they were wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back The Reigning Retard Champion most consider the GOAT View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the 2 time Retard Champion View Post
    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT-Internet Toughguy RL Loser View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)

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