Couple years ago I went on a guy’s trip to this place called Broken Bow, Oklahoma (rent a cabin and there is a nice lake out there). We all got piss drunk the first night. I was the first one up and made breakfast. My buddy Rob though…he was in a state of severe mental anguish from too much alcohol (and maybe some other stuff). He wouldn’t leave his room or get out of bed. So, naturally, we decided to fuck with him & force his hungover ass to wake the hell up. He is always going on about the commies. Commie this and commie that (given this was 2021 still in the Covid era weirdness so cut him some slack). So I have this handy little Bluetooth boombox that I placed in his room and cranked on full LOUD MaXiMuM volume a repeat loop of Soviet March from Command & Conquer 3 (linked below for reference just in case you are unfamiliar). He got up, but he broke my damn radio and still bitches about how horrible waking up to that shit was to this very day.