Things that made you Facepalm today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

All of those military officials and intelligence officials that weighed in and were quoted in that report disagree with you. I'll accept their informed opinions over your presumably High School level political acumen.

It was nothing to be proud of. It was a fucking mess.

A self assessment that comes back as "Well, it pretty much went well.. except the parts that didn't, but that wasn't our fault!" isn't an assessment. It's a cover up.

But don't you worry... Republicans are on the way to shed some light on that and other messes that the Biden Administration created.

We will Make America Great Again.

[Methais]

Were they the same ones as the 51 intelligence folks who lapped up the Steele dossier?

Seran still thinks the Steel Dossier is real.

[Seran]

It was nothing to be proud of. It was a fucking mess.

A self assessment that comes back as "Well, it pretty much went well.. except the parts that didn't, but that wasn't our fault!" isn't an assessment. It's a cover up.

But don't you worry... Republicans are on the way to shed some light on that and other messes that the Biden Administration created.

We will Make America Great Again.

Except America Was Made Worse between 2016-2020, all attempts to reinstate fanatical rule failed in 2018, 2020 and embarrassingly enough, the red wave was the drip of Marjorie Taylor Green's tampon in 2022. Better yet, your figure head will probably be going to prison, not that he'll ever stop fundraising and thus destroying the GOPs ability to fund candidates. One day you'll realize MAGA was just an advertisement to Make Trump Wealthy Again.

[Parkbandit]

Except America Was Made Worse between 2016-2020, all attempts to reinstate fanatical rule failed in 2018, 2020 and embarrassingly enough, the red wave was the drip of Marjorie Taylor Green's tampon in 2022. Better yet, your figure head will probably be going to prison, not that he'll ever stop fundraising and thus destroying the GOPs ability to fund candidates. One day you'll realize MAGA was just an advertisement to Make Trump Wealthy Again.

Zero of this makes any sense by any normal metric... but you already knew this when you posted it.. but that never stops stupid from being stupid, does it?

You wouldn't be the Reigning Retard Champion if you posted intelligently, so you do you boo!

[Suppressed Poet]

All of those military officials and intelligence officials that weighed in and were quoted in that report disagree with you. I'll accept their informed opinions over your presumably High School level political acumen.

“We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.” Sounds familiar.

[Seran]

“We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.” Sounds familiar.

You're right, Trump's been saying that all along, then we found out he still had classified documents. Then more calls to Georgia were uncovered. Oh look, a second woman he paid off in 2016! Now we've got Justice Thomas accepting huge bribes and telling everyone what he did was aok!

[Parkbandit]

You're right, Trump's been saying that all along, then we found out he still had classified documents. Then more calls to Georgia were uncovered. Oh look, a second woman he paid off in 2016! Now we've got Justice Thomas accepting huge bribes and telling everyone what he did was aok!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You're right, Trump's been saying that all along, then we found out he still had classified documents. Then more calls to Georgia were uncovered. Oh look, a second woman he paid off in 2016! Now we've got Justice Thomas accepting huge bribes and telling everyone what he did was aok!

Another instance of Biden touching little children, no wonder you cuck to him all day and night. Man, is your party just full of mentally ill pedophiles or what?

[Methais]

Another instance of Biden touching little children, no wonder you cuck to him all day and night. Man, is your party just full of mentally ill pedophiles or what?

Being pedos is pretty much their platform now.

[Seran]

AR-15 used in the massacre in Kentucky was only purchased a week ago according to police. All these shootings by folks with no prior criminal histories who purchased weapons and used them in mere days later commit mass murder. The only common theme is how easy it is for distraught people to purchase these weapons. A mere two week waiting period could have been the difference between this shooting never happening.