Chinese Spy Balloon

[~Rocktar~]

Roswell II "The Blue Beam Boogaloo"

When the plot is so bad that even Ukrainian propagandists are like "come on man."

[Neveragain]

Lake Michigan now under "UFO" attack and your President is Tweeting about men in dresses.

[Tgo01]

LOL

Now China is claiming they are shooting down UFOs. Gotta love it.

[ClydeR]

This seemed insightful from today's episode of Meet the Press..

JONAH GOLDBERG:

And I think one of the things he makes a good point about is: "Balloon" is a funny word. We like talking about balloons. And it was a giant, floating, middle finger above middle America. But the reality is these are all drones of one kind or another, with different forms of propulsion. And I think, not to get into the alien thing, but to quote Yoda, "Begun the Drone Wars, they have." We are going to be having this for a long time to come.

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[Methais]

There is no issue beyond Congressional Republicans and News outlets trying desperately to shame the President. Using both sides of the arguement no less.

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It will be the most accurate avatar in avatar history.

[~Rocktar~]

Set your avatar to this:



It will be the most accurate avatar in avatar history.

There is no brown stains around the mouth from all the poop eating.

[Suppressed Poet]

Rihanna worked with the Chinese government to infiltrate our country with hundreds of fresh spy balloons.

[drumpel]

White House says there are now thousands of UFOs flying across North America.

Didn’t Seran say Biden was on top of things and was identifying potential threats and shooting them down before they could threaten the US? Now there are thousands of things floating around above us and the Biden administration doesn’t even know what they are.

I saw one on my way to work this morning!

It was about 40 feet over the road I was driving on my way to work. It looked to be about the size of a basketball, maybe a little bigger and had the shape of a round Mylar balloon. All I could make out from the bottom of this floating thing was a string dangling, so apparently it already dropped it's payload!

I frantically looked for fighter jets to come by and take the balloon thing out with an air to air missile, but I must not have stayed around long enough to see things go down. If it doesn't get shot down....

We are fucked! I need Biden to shoot this son of a bitch down! The floating thing was moving about 10mph south by southwest which means it's probably about 50 clicks from the location I originally saw it. I'm sure it's passed over the town I live in and is slowly going to be making it's way to NM or AZ if air currents don't change over the next 5-6 days.

[Parkbandit]

White House says there are now thousands of UFOs flying across North America.

Didn’t Seran say Biden was on top of things and was identifying potential threats and shooting them down before they could threaten the US? Now there are thousands of things floating around above us and the Biden administration doesn’t even know what they are.

Biden is on top of this shit..

[Suppressed Poet]

Biden is on top of this shit..

Seran: Biden, in his infinite wisdom, foresaw this problem years ago & came up with the perfect plan to defeat the UFO invasion. Everyone grab your 12 gauge double-barreled shotgun, step outside your home, and fire two blasts up in the air.