Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

The Bible is one giant snuff novel about acts taken by a vengeful God and GOP politicians and Christian evangelists gleefully tell their flocks that natural disasters are the result of "wicked acts". Now that Florida is experiencing a catastrophe, I hope they continue their teachings that disasters are the providence of a vengeful God. Florida = Sodom

How many Floridian democrat deaths as a result of this hurricane do you consider as acceptable in order for this storm to be worth it as far as killing republicans?

Give us the specific number.

I think Seran might be Adam Sessler.

[Gelston]

The Bible is one giant snuff novel about acts taken by a vengeful God and GOP politicians and Christian evangelists gleefully tell their flocks that natural disasters are the result of "wicked acts". Now that Florida is experiencing a catastrophe, I hope they continue their teachings that disasters are the providence of a vengeful God. Florida = Sodom

Look at Mr early 2000's edgelord over here.

[Shaps]

I'm amused by the irony of a state that flogs civil rights, bans knowledge and so blatantly failed its Covid-19 response and being led by a climate change denier and Christian fundamentalist having his state getting steamrolled by a hurricane, yes.

You mean California? That place is a hellhole... there is a reason Florida gained in citizens, and California lost them... rational people want nothing to do with idiots like you.

[Seran]

Look at Mr early 2000's edgelord over here.

Sometimes. No one can beat Trump saying California doesn't deserve any FEMA assistance because they didn't chop town all their forests or care for them properly though. I can't see Biden pointing out that DeSantis should have better sea walls, dewatering pumps or levees, though he should. The rest of us can just shake our heads and wonder if this the first of the 40 days and nights of rain Florida can expect and hope they build their Ark in type.

[Gelston]

Sometimes. No one can beat Trump saying California doesn't deserve any FEMA assistance because they didn't chop town all their forests or care for them properly though. I can't see Biden pointing out that DeSantis should have better sea walls, dewatering pumps or levees, though he should. The rest of us can just shake our heads and wonder if this the first of the 40 days and nights of rain Florida can expect and hope they build their Ark in type.

Lots of people can beat that. Including people on this very forum saying they were glad people died because their state was Republican.

[Neveragain]

Sometimes. No one can beat Trump saying California doesn't deserve any FEMA assistance because they didn't chop town all their forests or care for them properly though. I can't see Biden pointing out that DeSantis should have better sea walls, dewatering pumps or levees, though he should. The rest of us can just shake our heads and wonder if this the first of the 40 days and nights of rain Florida can expect and hope they build their Ark in type.

Storm hasn't even made landfall yet and you're acting like it's the apocalypse. You're worse than any street corner evangelical.

[Seran]

Lots of people can beat that. Including people on this very forum saying they were glad people died because their state was Republican.

Last time I checked, not one on this forum was President telling reporters that he, leader of the country felt an entire state needed to be left a smoking ruin. No one here seems to have quite as poor an understanding of drought or climate change either.

[Gelston]

Last time I checked, not one on this forum was President telling reporters that he, leader of the country felt an entire state needed to be left a smoking ruin. No one here seems to have quite as poor an understanding of drought or climate change either.

I'm sure Keller is president of some sort of club.

[Parkbandit]

Sometimes. No one can beat Trump saying California doesn't deserve any FEMA assistance because they didn't chop town all their forests or care for them properly though.

Do you have an actual quote?

I haven't heard of such a quote of Trump saying that California should chop down all their forests.

You are probably misunderstanding what he said, confused at what he said or just too stupid to understand what he said.

[Parkbandit]

I'm sure Keller is president of some sort of club.

Which pedo club?